lemonadetan

mmmm i think you cracked the code

Me on March 10th listening to a song about Rob fishing

if we're talking ridiculous it gotta be the big dong statue one 'god priapus...'

HOLD UP
isn't the long acronym track 11? And remember when people asked Kintsugi about track 11 and he replied with this 👴 emoji
imo that definitely confirms "grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he’s deep sea fishing"

Delete. Just delete  Immediately 

I can't believe it's gonna be the giant d*ck thing because to me that's the most ridiculous one  

Let the chaos ensue again!
 
I'm signing off 

Jared, Xenoblade, and evalionisameme are all the same person to me. They never post at the same time, yet all have the same exact things to say 
 
ELLE! 

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it seemed like everyone was focusing on the first songs now we have two people saying the second half is the best
 

There isn't a single Lana album that I dislike but Tunnel definitely feels more thought out and interesting due to a wider palette of inspirations, sounds and instruments used during the process.
 
 
While I do like most of COCC tracks you can tell they could have done way more with them. White Dress feels like a lot of wasted potential to me because the melodies are glorious.

Kintsugi coming back just to roast someone is such a “Burn Me Where You Belong” moment <3

@Kintsugi while you are here can you give a hint where we should look for the long acronym? 

sportcruiser really prepared the grave for Jared and king kintsugi really buried the bitch 

and I OOP! King Kintsugi has had ENOUGH

It's astonishing how easy it is for you to tear Lana down without actually hearing anything off of the new record aside from 2 crusty snippets and one single (which has shown a massive upgrade from her latest 2 records already). What you're saying couldn't be more wrong. The samples aren't as obvious as you think they could be, Lana is touching new grounds while delivering something new for her and despite this being her 9th album she's still proving herself to be a true one of a kind visionary. It's funny how you've assumed this bullshit after 2 of my posts which were vague at most on purpose. @Sportscruiser summed it up pretty well so I'm not going to continue but you should be embarrassed.

3 out of 16 tracks 

Apologies for any eventual mistakes, I’m not a native english speaker. Just wanted to state the obvious because it’s getting increasingly harder for me to deal with spambots who just want to tear Lana down for the sake of it. You want rock music? Ultraviolence is there. You want an incredibly cohesive blending of orchestra, dream pop, trap AND jazz? There’s Honeymoon. Hip-hop? Born To Die. Trap AND new age folk all in one sitting? Lust for Life. The second coming of Joni Mitchell? NFR. Folk and country done in a way that’s not as alienating as those genres can sometimes become? Chemtrails. Oh you’re tired of music and just want to hear someone do spoken word? Violet! I could go on but the work is out there. Respect it.

BOZ:
 
“You know what Shania Twain did to reveal her album tracklist? She put on her site blank spaces to fill with letters like "_ _ _ _ _" and have the fans guess the titles, if someone did, they would unlock. Sounds like a perfect game for Tunnel considering how random the titles are”

jared everytime he posts in here 

 

I know this was discussed a few weeks ago but there is indeed a big date in January that could be it 
 
 
“Last weekend” (I’m assuming) would mean Sean got married the weekend of January 15th-16th. If she continues the Sean drag session this could be the dates for some upcoming news or even the second single

people saying summertime sadness is a fan fav  for who ? locals who still call her Lana Del Ray ?