Log Lana

I look at some of these comments, some suggesting that she is not “sincere” or “deep” when in fact her music is deep and sincere and inspires many people around the world.
 
As for Lana being bothered when people call her out, she has been treated like crap from the press and online for years. How much of that do you expect her to take before she snaps? I’m surprised she didn’t unload sooner.
 
But can one really be a fan and really love her while constantly acting like she is not deep and accusing her of being privileged while not really knowing what she deals with on a day to day basis?
 
This is not how fans treat the artist they like. When I do see this I have to question the sincerity of those who make these kinds of comments and then claim to be fans.
 
Again, Stan culture and toxic fandom destroys artists. It destroyed Amy Winehouse 9 years ago today.
 
Just some food for thought.

This is a HYPOTHETICAL tracklist I just thought of - it is not real and I am not claiming it to be lol.
But so far I am envisioning something like this maybe?
the lack of continuity between sentence case and title case are deliberate to emulate Lana.
I am so excited for this record now that we may have more insight onto track titles and aesthetics!
 
1. Chemtrails over the Country Club
2. White Hot Forever
3. Tulsa Jesus Freak
4. Cornflower blue
5. Black-eyed Susan
6. Mid-May, midday (feat. Joan Baez)
7. Grenadine Quarantine
8. If This Is the End - I Want a Boyfriend
9. Last call- to be clean and serene
10. Let me love you like a woman
 
 
I would love a cute 10-11 track record with a strong concept and feel

I definitely think something is coming within the first two weeks of August.

I’m also wondering if her posting Joan Baez’s paintings means they collaborated for a song on this record, especially since she and Lana performed together in San Fran. Obviously Lana has been a huge fan of Joan for a while and Joan must return that admiration based on what she said about Lana at that show and the fact that she painted her! I would love for a collab between the two on this record.

I have a strong feeling the album cover will feature her with a plaid shirt similar to the ones she’s been wearing lately, blonde of course.
 
She must’ve shot the cover sometime between the last week of June/first week of July and now - basically when she painted her nails blue and got lash extensions and let the blonde colour neutralize.
 
I’m either envisioning something super ranch-inspired or something super glam.
 
Up until now, I thought it was gonna be super glam but based on the rumoured song titles, her recent activity and look, I’m seeing either a fusion between the two in the vein of something Dolly Parton/Dollywood-inspired for visuals. Country glam!

Unstan then, or keep streaming her music, either way lana is unbothered by what people think

Honestly I hope the Twitterati who keep threatening to cancel Lana on this thread do stop listening to her, if only so we don't have to hear them virtue signal on every single page of every single thread. Log off and get a life.
 
(this does not refer to genuine commentary, dissent, or criticism. I'm talking about certain users who break their arm reaching on every single thread.)

She has every right to date whoever she wants

She has created the best titles this era. Tulsa Jesus Freak, White Hot Forever, Chemtrails over the country club, Talking like an answering machine.... i love them all

IKR! I couldn’t agree more!

this tracklist is already shaping up to be her BEST. every song title is amazing and unique. it's really reminding me of blue ribbon sparkler trailer heaven, midnite dancer girlfriend, type of song titles. i'm so excited for this album.

he follows jack and the entire grant family but none of them follow him back

Land bought a Cadillac to mock Sean, she still doesn’t follow him on insta so I’m holding on to hope

We’ve heard literally 0 seconds of music.

this is lizzy 2.0 ladies!! (also these song titles are so weird, i’m in love)

This album could be her best with names like THAT

POSSIBLE/LIKELY SONGS AT THIS POINT:
 
Chemtrails Over the Country Club
White Hot Forever
Tulsa Jesus Freak
Grenadine Quarantine
If This is the End - I Want a Boyfriend
Let Me Love You Like a Woman
 
 
Quite an eccentric list of titles!

I can’t believe we’re probably going to have a blonde album cover though

when i saw that caption i expected a snippet      

Omg is Tulsa Jesus Freak a song title? And is WHF just an album track or the title track again?
So many questions!
Do we think that selfie of her in the car is BTS of the album cover or a music vid for one of those songs?

maybe it’s just a song title guys, it still could be called COCC. and white hot is just a song off of the album now. that’s what i’m thinking.

Okay so it's gonna be her, naked on a lounge chair with a biker dude as the pool boy, in front of a country club, with Chunk holding a birthday cake out of the window of the bathroom, and off to the side shall be a tea party served on a table and chairs constructed from cardboard boxes, with multi-coloured chemtrails in the air.
 
And there will be a phone number on the cover like Honeymoon, and when you call, it shall be a weird company that will come and collect your cardboard boxes.
 
That's it. That's the cover.
 
There's no point arguing or resisting this concept, it has been foretold in dreams.

So the multi-colour makeup from my dream was for this erotic photo shoot for the album booklet from your dream, obviously
And you made her some tea and Chunk and I made her a birthday cake in the bathroom ... we are slowly piecing this together
 
Who else had a dream about Lana last night? Come forth and reveal your secrets