Lindsay Lohan

Welcome to LanaBoards Next Top Model! 
 
LanaBoards' first reality show designed to find the greatest top model in all of LanaBoards!
And I am your host... Lindsay Lohan.
 

 
 
Each week (every day or two..) each LanaBoards model will participate in a challenge where they must successfully fulfil the requirements of the task in order
to make it to the next round. 
 
An example of one of these challenge may be: finding the best photoshoot associated with your celebrity that successfully matches the theme of Western Glamour or Homeless Chic.
 
At the end of each week (Every day or two..), I, Lindsay Lohan, will be judging your summitted photo.
The weakest link of each week will be eliminated until there is one sole winner!
 
If you're interested in playing the game, reply below with 3 celebrities you'd be interested in portraying in the game, you only get to play as one of these people
so choose your three wisely.
 
Feel free to ask any questions.
 

 
(Would love to get around 12-16 people to play )
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Challenge 3 on Page 14
 
This Weeks Models (Theme: Retro Revival)
 
Challenge 9 Submissions
 
 
Week 1 Results on page 7
Week 2 Results on page 13
Week 3 Results on page 17
Week 4 Results on page 20
Week 5 Results on page 22
Week 6 Results on page 25
Week 7 Results on page 26
Week 8 Results on page 28
Week 9 Results on page 30
FINALE... TBD
REUNION... TBD
 
Placements:
 
Vote for your favorite model here!
https://strawpoll.com/NoZr3jXvBy3

Good Evening Models.
It' been awfully quiet this week...
 
You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme  of "THE GARDEN OF TIME"
 
Me and guest judge @ComebacktoCalifornia went through each of the submissions and came up with the results.
 
I was very pleased with each and every one of you & wish none of you had to go but... there can only be one winner.
 
 
I have 10 beautiful women standing before me, but only 8 photos in my hand. 
TWO of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 8 photos will represent the 8 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
 
 
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Anya Taylor-Joy & Lana Del Rey ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff & @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You are this week's winners! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls.
You both can select one person you would like so sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
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RuPaul x Charli XCX ( @Paris Hilton & @bunoner)
You are this weeks runner-ups!
This means you are protected from sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
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Tinashe & Kate Bush ( @TheBoss & @sparklertrailerheaven)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Naomi Campbell & Britney Spears ( @DeadSeaOfMercury & @bia)
Mitski & Kate Moss ( @ultrabanisters & @southbeachswing)
You are the bottom four of this week. Two of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge...
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 

Good Evening Models.
It' been awfully quiet this week...
 
You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme  of "THE GARDEN OF TIME"
 
Me and guest judge @ComebacktoCalifornia went through each of the submissions and came up with the results.
 
I was very pleased with each and every one of you & wish none of you had to go but... there can only be one winner.
 
 
I have 10 beautiful women standing before me, but only 8 photos in my hand. 
TWO of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 8 photos will represent the 8 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
 
 
------------
 
Anya Taylor-Joy & Lana Del Rey ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff & @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You are this week's winners! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls.
You both can select one person you would like so sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
RuPaul x Charli XCX ( @Paris Hilton & @bunoner)
You are this weeks runner-ups!
This means you are protected from sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Tinashe & Kate Bush ( @TheBoss & @sparklertrailerheaven)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Naomi Campbell & Britney Spears ( @DeadSeaOfMercury & @bia)
Mitski & Kate Moss ( @ultrabanisters & @southbeachswing)
You are the bottom four of this week. Two of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge...
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 

Getting down to business...
 

Good Evening Models.
It' been awfully quiet this week...
 
You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme  of "THE GARDEN OF TIME"
 
Me and guest judge @ComebacktoCalifornia went through each of the submissions and came up with the results.
 
I was very pleased with each and every one of you & wish none of you had to go but... there can only be one winner.
 
 
I have 10 beautiful women standing before me, but only 8 photos in my hand. 
TWO of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 8 photos will represent the 8 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
 
 
------------
 
Anya Taylor-Joy & Lana Del Rey ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff & @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You are this week's winners! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls.
You both can select one person you would like so sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
RuPaul x Charli XCX ( @Paris Hilton & @bunoner)
You are this weeks runner-ups!
This means you are protected from sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Tinashe & Kate Bush ( @TheBoss & @sparklertrailerheaven)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Naomi Campbell & Britney Spears ( @DeadSeaOfMercury & @bia)
Mitski & Kate Moss ( @ultrabanisters & @southbeachswing)
You are the bottom four of this week. Two of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge...
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 

Tonight, Lana Del Rey met Elle, her friends, and other fans while at V12 in Atlanta, Georgia.

 

Storytime:

With some of my friends / other fans:
 
Original speech to text OP:
 

why everybody and their mother are acting like I'm the evil villain of the season? I don't appreciate this narrative AT ALL! Don't make me call Roc Nation
 

Charli And Ru your statement was very powerful and important but you could've conveyed that messaged in a way that gave less party city palm tree and more fairy queen. Ik a certain singer from a trailer park in New Jersey would've ate this theme up but lanaboards wasn't ready for her.
And with that I'm gonna go back to California Meet up with my good friend stevie nicks (who I hear might be participating in lanaboards love is blind if that happens after lbntm) and finish work on my masterpost of her brilliant discography.
Live Fast, Die Young and don't be a hater
ComebacktoCalifornia- Deigner of Malibu Sun Magazine

The girls walk out of the LBNTM set. As they wait for the bus to take them home. Britney noticed everyone’s sadness after today’s shocking elimination and finds ComebacktoCalifornia outside the set waiting for her horse ride. Britney decided to do something to honor the fallen girls…
 

My Experience as a Guest Judge on LanaBoards Next Top Model
"When I was invited to the lbntm Mansion I was thrilled to be part of such a historic moment in the fashion world. The week before the fan ( and model)  favorite Lizzy Grant was sent home. Because of this the tensions were high in the mansion upon my entry. The theme for my week was garden of time and some of the models had differing views on what the garden of time meant to them compared to the judges. Upon a long deliberating process with Lindsay we both agreed that Naomi Campbell and Britney Spears had the weakest entry and we thought that was that. Upon my departure from the mansion I was attacked in the street by a knife weilding Britney Spears and had to be air lifted to the hospital due to the severity of my wounds."
-An Experct from the September 2024 Issue  of Malibu Sun Magazine: The Horrors on the inside of LanaBoards next top model
(I actually think it would be fun if after all of this all the guest judges, models and Lindsay of course write a little thing about their experience and then we make it into an article/ magazine type thing)

I don’t know why everyone is wearing these stupid outfits. I just heard I had to wear a mask, gloves and goggles so I put this on. At least I look skinny and Naomi is entertaining us with her CDs!
 

CONFESSIONAL
 

Getting down to business...
 

Your record label 5 Points Records gave us good money for that promotion!! 

Your record label 5 Points Records gave us good money for that promotion!! 

confessional:
 

Your record label 5 Points Records gave us good money for that promotion!! 

Good Evening Models.
It' been awfully quiet this week...
 
You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme  of "THE GARDEN OF TIME"
 
Me and guest judge @ComebacktoCalifornia went through each of the submissions and came up with the results.
 
I was very pleased with each and every one of you & wish none of you had to go but... there can only be one winner.
 
 
I have 10 beautiful women standing before me, but only 8 photos in my hand. 
TWO of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 8 photos will represent the 8 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
 
 
------------
 
Anya Taylor-Joy & Lana Del Rey ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff & @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You are this week's winners! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls.
You both can select one person you would like so sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
RuPaul x Charli XCX ( @Paris Hilton & @bunoner)
You are this weeks runner-ups!
This means you are protected from sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Tinashe & Kate Bush ( @TheBoss & @sparklertrailerheaven)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Naomi Campbell & Britney Spears ( @DeadSeaOfMercury & @bia)
Mitski & Kate Moss ( @ultrabanisters & @southbeachswing)
You are the bottom four of this week. Two of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge...
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 

Good Evening Models.
It' been awfully quiet this week...
 
You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme  of "THE GARDEN OF TIME"
 
Me and guest judge @ComebacktoCalifornia went through each of the submissions and came up with the results.
 
I was very pleased with each and every one of you & wish none of you had to go but... there can only be one winner.
 
 
I have 10 beautiful women standing before me, but only 8 photos in my hand. 
TWO of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 8 photos will represent the 8 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
 
 
------------
 
Anya Taylor-Joy & Lana Del Rey ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff & @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You are this week's winners! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls.
You both can select one person you would like so sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
RuPaul x Charli XCX ( @Paris Hilton & @bunoner)
You are this weeks runner-ups!
This means you are protected from sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Tinashe & Kate Bush ( @TheBoss & @sparklertrailerheaven)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Naomi Campbell & Britney Spears ( @DeadSeaOfMercury & @bia)
Mitski & Kate Moss ( @ultrabanisters & @southbeachswing)
You are the bottom four of this week. Two of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge...
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 

Good Evening Models.
It' been awfully quiet this week...
 
You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme  of "THE GARDEN OF TIME"
 
Me and guest judge @ComebacktoCalifornia went through each of the submissions and came up with the results.
 
I was very pleased with each and every one of you & wish none of you had to go but... there can only be one winner.
 
 
I have 10 beautiful women standing before me, but only 8 photos in my hand. 
TWO of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 8 photos will represent the 8 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
 
 
------------
 
Anya Taylor-Joy & Lana Del Rey ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff & @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You are this week's winners! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls.
You both can select one person you would like so sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
RuPaul x Charli XCX ( @Paris Hilton & @bunoner)
You are this weeks runner-ups!
This means you are protected from sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Tinashe & Kate Bush ( @TheBoss & @sparklertrailerheaven)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Naomi Campbell & Britney Spears ( @DeadSeaOfMercury & @bia)
Mitski & Kate Moss ( @ultrabanisters & @southbeachswing)
You are the bottom four of this week. Two of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge...
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 

Getting down to business...
 

Good Evening Models.
It' been awfully quiet this week...
 
You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme  of "THE GARDEN OF TIME"
 
Me and guest judge @ComebacktoCalifornia went through each of the submissions and came up with the results.
 
I was very pleased with each and every one of you & wish none of you had to go but... there can only be one winner.
 
 
I have 10 beautiful women standing before me, but only 8 photos in my hand. 
TWO of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 8 photos will represent the 8 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
 
 
------------
 
Anya Taylor-Joy & Lana Del Rey ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff & @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You are this week's winners! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls.
You both can select one person you would like so sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
RuPaul x Charli XCX ( @Paris Hilton & @bunoner)
You are this weeks runner-ups!
This means you are protected from sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Tinashe & Kate Bush ( @TheBoss & @sparklertrailerheaven)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Naomi Campbell & Britney Spears ( @DeadSeaOfMercury & @bia)
Mitski & Kate Moss ( @ultrabanisters & @southbeachswing)
You are the bottom four of this week. Two of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge...
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 

Getting down to business...
 

Getting down to business...