DorothysRubySlippers

Do you think she is losing any sleep over her fandom? Don't think so. 

Lana bored.  .  .  .

LA's in flames again album cancelled.
 
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/california-wildfires/fire-erupts-near-lake-hughes/2411991/
 
 
If we ever actually got anything we could actually stay on topic in the meantime we have to entertain ourselves the only way we know how, fans fanning the flamy flames to keep the fire going.

Lana stop threatening us and actually start writing, recording, mastering, and pressing the album chemtrails you promised that is coming out in less than 4 weeks.
 
We caught you in a lie. 
 
And stop using (alex) your dancer's old phone to shitpost on lanaboards. We know it is you.

The VHS tape is going to be so old and faded it will be poop colored.

Well we know according to her poetry that she is bad at actually reading the direction of the winds of change that are coming SOON.  

Lana stop threatening us and actually start writing, recording, mastering, and pressing the album chemtrails you promised that is coming out in less than 4 weeks.
 
We caught you in a lie. 
 
And stop using (alex) your dancer's old phone to shitpost on lanaboards. We know it is you.

Well we know according to her poetry that she is bad at actually reading the direction of the winds of change that are coming SOON.  

Alternative cover presented by Urban Outfitters Lanaboards
 

There is no one else with the motive or arrogance like Lana Del Rey so who the hell else would it be!

Lana stop threatening us and actually start writing, recording, mastering, and pressing the album chemtrails you promised that is coming out in less than 4 weeks.
 
We caught you in a lie. 
 
And stop using (alex) your dancer's old phone to shitpost on lanaboards. We know it is you.

Lana stop threatening us and actually start writing, recording, mastering, and pressing the album chemtrails you promised that is coming out in less than 4 weeks.
 
We caught you in a lie. 
 
And stop using (alex) your dancer's old phone to shitpost on lanaboards. We know it is you.

Lana's album is a conspiracy about conspiracies.

Her silence, the unbearable pain and suffering, the constant tumult on lanaboards, the blind faith and the blind defenders, it's all her and it's all here.
Oh Jesus, if I here the word "Tomorrow" again it will be too soon. This delusion is truly astonishing. 

ignorance is believing everything Democrats tell you is true. trust me. i believe in most of the same values that liberals do, but I'm no liberal. im absolutely sure im not republican either. a two party system is undeniably flawed and to deny that much would be straight up lying.

voting for a president is mostly symbolic. "for the people, by the people". 
 
also, here to say fuck the two party system. 

Her silence, the unbearable pain and suffering, the constant tumult on lanaboards, the blind faith and the blind defenders, it's all her and it's all here.
Oh Jesus, if I here the word "Tomorrow" again it will be too soon. This delusion is truly astonishing. 

Her silence, the unbearable pain and suffering, the constant tumult on lanaboards, the blind faith and the blind defenders, it's all her and it's all here.
Oh Jesus, if I here the word "Tomorrow" again it will be too soon. This delusion is truly astonishing. 

HIADT 

HIADT 

Maybe she will tease something while the site is offline and then delete it before the site comes back up. Make us think we are crazy. 

Maybe she will tease something while the site is offline and then delete it before the site comes back up. Make us think we are crazy. 

Maybe she will tease something while the site is offline and then delete it before the site comes back up. Make us think we are crazy. 

Maybe she will tease something while the site is offline and then delete it before the site comes back up. Make us think we are crazy. 

Maybe she will tease something while the site is offline and then delete it before the site comes back up. Make us think we are crazy.