Get Drunk

That was such an iconic part of the COCC era. I wish we were more quiet about it so Shazam never found out that we knew 

this pre-release era feels like...
 

i still blame annie for that interview omg she set lana up so hard idc

i still blame annie for that interview omg she set lana up so hard idc

i still blame annie for that interview omg she set lana up so hard idc

i still blame annie for that interview omg she set lana up so hard idc

i still blame annie for that interview omg she set lana up so hard idc

i still blame annie for that interview omg she set lana up so hard idc

Reverse psychology, i get it

It has to happen somehow somewhere this month… it HAS TO!

lanaboards isn't ready for that conversation

Sierra Madre Baby? 
I wish she releases an iconic title like Venice Bitch…

i still blame annie for that interview omg she set lana up so hard idc

PLSSSS THIS IS SENDING ME 

I saw like 7 new pages and ofc I didn't expect news but I didn't expect this nonsense either 
I understand that not everyone has to love Lana's new music but c'mon it seems like some of you just hate her in general. 
Stop disguising hatred as opinions cause it's honestly weird. 
Also if you hate piano that much maybe Lana is not the artist you should stan... 

IT LEAKED!!!
BoZ just posted the lyrics of the next single, titled Valley of the Nile
 
my chest
the Sierra Madre
my hips
every high and byway
that you trace
with your fingertips
like a Toyota
run your hands 
over me
like a Land Rover
 
my pussy is the valley of the Nile
your dick is a boat (a boat)
swimming in between my labia
Grabbing my pubian hair
 
cause I
 
neva had a problem talking with you
neva had problem walking with you
neva had a problem holding back
but when you dance my heart goes
 
boom like that
boom like that
boom like that
boom like that that
 
when you wanna dance my heart goes
 
boom like that
boom like that
boom like that
boom like that that
 
 

I'd love that as a Lana title (or anything related to Egypt really) 

Some of the users who went away for a while came back. 

Have you guys not heard that BB is being scrapped for a country Christmas album? The title is "Ho Ho Yee Haw" 

some of the songs on this album will have piano in the credits and that's illegal

jingle bells only this time because piano is out of question 

Produced by Jack Antonoff and reusing some parts of HTD 

the real title of "map of l.a" is obviously "olkahoma nikki lane coney island pacific ocean bob dylan xbox 360 nancy sinatra palm trees piano ballad baby"

LANA HELP we are talking about how all songs in existence are piano ballads and even worse, talking about sales

The three singles are all excellent so I'm willing to trust her on this era, even if it resembles NFR/Chemtrails but I want some sort of hint at progression. I don't mind NFR/COCC incorporation but if it doesn't show any sort of evolution towards the end of the album, I'll be a little annoyed, even if the songs are amazing. But as I said, the three songs have me pretty hopeful (especially the ending of WW). 
 
Either way, I don't really understand the discourse, especially those arguing for her to remain in the NFR/COCC vein. Like, nobody's gonna hate her if she decides to not change it up much (well, we might pretend to for dramatic effect) but surely those of you who are defending the idea must want something different? Like, it's okay to not be okay with the direction of Lana's music.