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homedude is in the middle of his grindr date talking to lana

Imagine you are with a friend and he starts randomly doing a live with fucking Lana Del Rey 

ooh this is such good news, that means she has her pattern <3 

oh this one is kinda cute 

OMG HER TALKING ABOUT BRAZIL 

she said she does everything in one take a boss ass bitch

Her telling her not to ask abt the line abt her mother 

This is so hilarious  I’m so glad she’s using honeymoon again

"This is Lana Del Rey. I think my dad's downstairs trying to get up. My dad is at the front desk. His name is Rob." - on the phone with the hotel
 
iconiccc x

she's disappointed your girl isnt on UV

LDR9 PRE-PRE-RELEASE THREAD IS COMING

I used to drink so much tequila

LMAAAOO IT IS HER. WBK LANA, WBK

lmao burthdaykake confirmed

"I was in boarding school and I couldn't go home, so I was sent straight to Spain. It was amazing but I definitely felt like very alone. I went with a lot of other kids and luckily they were super nice, but I didn't know any of them. On the plane ride there, they gave me a little cake that said Sweet 16 because I turned 16 in the air. It was cool, but I was like, am I ever going to go home? I remember there were nude beaches and I was not as cute as the other girls and I was like I'm never going to do this."

omg high school drama stories i'm living

"When I was 16, I was almost fluent. I had family there, I had a Spanish sister, a Spanish mom, and all I remember them saying is, "Lizzy! (Spanish) because I would leave the house with the radio and the lights on, I had no concept of burning energy. They had an American bar, I think it was called The American Bar, and I used to drink so much tequila because I was like 16 and I could. & They also had absinthe there. You don't need to know." - Lana talking about her time in Spain when she was 16 x

Not sure. Even though I'm from Europe, I often watch shows when they're airing on the US, through some streaming websites like those above, but idk if talk shows have the same amount of commercials tv shows have

I’d show up as DeluluKing
As in, I’ll be escorted out of the wedding 

Please invite all of us to your wedding

No because I literally do, and I literally will walk to this

OMG BLUE BANISTERS HAS HIT NO.1 ON US ITUNES!!!!
WE FUCKING WON!!!

THE SPILLAGE!!

Anyone joining the BLUE BANISTERS streaming party??? 

thanks luv