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We all know she is going to post a picture of her girl gang. Probably Val sipping on a cocktail and waving with an U.S. flag. I will never understand why americans enjoy this pathos and kitsch, but yeah, have fun celebrating 
 
Anyway, why are so many acting so emotional? It‘s literally a music album, nothing serious. We will either have new music then or we won‘t. If it turns out that Lana gave us once again a fake date, then what? Life goes on.

Some of y’all need to get a life 
 
it’s an album… like it’s literally just music 

That's what you assume. I'm pretty sure that she has her personal reasons for staying quiet. She wants her music to be consumed this way, she fears another backlash or whatever. I think you are taking this way too personal and honestly it sounds unhealthy.

I think you are taking all this way too serious. It's really not that deep, it either comes on the 4th of July or it doesn't. It's just an album after all.

Bob Dylan was the king of announcing projects that would never get released and Joni Mitchell was the queen of announcing an album then delaying it a hundred times. And both of them still released albums almost every year. Lana’s just carrying on that legacy. She’s unreliable, sure, but she still never leaves us without new music for very long and her work is always top quality. 

Ladies, stay strong. We didn‘t survive a pandemic and QFTC for her to NOT release it on the 4th of July 

Lana on the 4th:

This is so stressful.
 
Albums usually come out at midnight local time so we'll already know next Saturday, as it'll have been out in NZ by noon of my time. Unless of course there's a not so surprising surprise release coming 

Coming with ya 

Coming with ya 

Well… now I kinda woud like to see it 

Coming with ya 

History repeats itself. Lanaboards will always relive the same phases in the prerelease:
- An outburst of delulu-energy when a pixel on her website moves or an insider tweets something
- Which is then followed by silence for several hours until someone posts "This thread tanked"
- Wild speculations, which are the most fun parts together with the delulu-phase
- Sweet and creative cover arts
- Occasional stan fights
- Occasional scat porn attacks
- Occasional Jack, Nikki and / or Mike hate
- "Lana got lazy", "Lana has to go back to her old sound", "Lana is unprofessional", "Lana hates us", "Lana won't be relevant in a few years"
- Gif wars, usually started by legendary icons @Diamantes WILD or @Surf Noir
 
It's like a fever dream that never stops until she finally drops the record and we have peace for a day or so 

Time present and time past
Are both perhaps present on July the 4th
And time future contained in time past
If all time is eternally present
All time spent on Lanaboards is unredeemable
What might have been is an abstraction
Remaining a perpetual possibility
Only in a world of Delusion 
What might have been and what has been
Point to one end, which is always present
Footfalls echo in the memory
Down the passage which we did not take
Towards the banisters we never painted
Into the Cherry Blossom 

This site is gonna be in shambles on July 4th  LBmageddon coming soon 

History repeats itself. Lanaboards will always relive the same phases in the prerelease:
- An outburst of delulu-energy when a pixel on her website moves or an insider tweets something
- Which is then followed by silence for several hours until someone posts "This thread tanked"
- Wild speculations, which are the most fun parts together with the delulu-phase
- Sweet and creative cover arts
- Occasional stan fights
- Occasional scat porn attacks
- Occasional Jack, Nikki and / or Mike hate
- "Lana got lazy", "Lana has to go back to her old sound", "Lana is unprofessional", "Lana hates us", "Lana won't be relevant in a few years"
- Gif wars, usually started by legendary icons @Diamantes WILD or @Surf Noir
 
It's like a fever dream that never stops until she finally drops the record and we have peace for a day or so 

History repeats itself. Lanaboards will always relive the same phases in the prerelease:
- An outburst of delulu-energy when a pixel on her website moves or an insider tweets something
- Which is then followed by silence for several hours until someone posts "This thread tanked"
- Wild speculations, which are the most fun parts together with the delulu-phase
- Sweet and creative cover arts
- Occasional stan fights
- Occasional scat porn attacks
- Occasional Jack, Nikki and / or Mike hate
- "Lana got lazy", "Lana has to go back to her old sound", "Lana is unprofessional", "Lana hates us", "Lana won't be relevant in a few years"
- Gif wars, usually started by legendary icons @Diamantes WILD or @Surf Noir
 
It's like a fever dream that never stops until she finally drops the record and we have peace for a day or so 

Blackening my pages with russian poetry 

Well… now I kinda woud like to see it 

the meltdowns begin 

Coming with ya 

we know this vibe all too well. it's boredom.  ok have fun imma outdoor 

what the fuck is happening 

Can you imagine all the crazy stans coming for her on the 4th should nothing happen? 

...BOZ PLZ SAVE US