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Imagine using something inappropriate as "emotional abuse". If you have that unhealthy feelings and excessive expectations for your favorite artist, then unstan them and go touch some grass. Lana really spoiled some of you by putting out so much music over the last 10 years. 

You’ve got a Thunderbird, my daddy had one too
And now you roll like thunder, when you come crashing in
 
Track 8 & 9 

History repeats itself. Lanaboards will always relive the same phases in the prerelease:
- An outburst of delulu-energy when a pixel on her website moves or an insider tweets something
- Which is then followed by silence for several hours until someone posts "This thread tanked"
- Wild speculations, which are the most fun parts together with the delulu-phase
- Sweet and creative cover arts
- Occasional stan fights
- Occasional scat porn attacks
- Occasional Jack, Nikki and / or Mike hate
- "Lana got lazy", "Lana has to go back to her old sound", "Lana is unprofessional", "Lana hates us", "Lana won't be relevant in a few years"
- Gif wars, usually started by legendary icons @Diamantes WILD or @Surf Noir
 
It's like a fever dream that never stops until she finally drops the record and we have peace for a day or so 

History repeats itself. Lanaboards will always relive the same phases in the prerelease:
- An outburst of delulu-energy when a pixel on her website moves or an insider tweets something
- Which is then followed by silence for several hours until someone posts "This thread tanked"
- Wild speculations, which are the most fun parts together with the delulu-phase
- Sweet and creative cover arts
- Occasional stan fights
- Occasional scat porn attacks
- Occasional Jack, Nikki and / or Mike hate
- "Lana got lazy", "Lana has to go back to her old sound", "Lana is unprofessional", "Lana hates us", "Lana won't be relevant in a few years"
- Gif wars, usually started by legendary icons @Diamantes WILD or @Surf Noir
 
It's like a fever dream that never stops until she finally drops the record and we have peace for a day or so 

History repeats itself. Lanaboards will always relive the same phases in the prerelease:
- An outburst of delulu-energy when a pixel on her website moves or an insider tweets something
- Which is then followed by silence for several hours until someone posts "This thread tanked"
- Wild speculations, which are the most fun parts together with the delulu-phase
- Sweet and creative cover arts
- Occasional stan fights
- Occasional scat porn attacks
- Occasional Jack, Nikki and / or Mike hate
- "Lana got lazy", "Lana has to go back to her old sound", "Lana is unprofessional", "Lana hates us", "Lana won't be relevant in a few years"
- Gif wars, usually started by legendary icons @Diamantes WILD or @Surf Noir
 
It's like a fever dream that never stops until she finally drops the record and we have peace for a day or so 

You’ve got a Thunderbird, my daddy had one too
And now you roll like thunder, when you come crashing in
 
Track 8 & 9 

You’ve got a Thunderbird, my daddy had one too
And now you roll like thunder, when you come crashing in
 
Track 8 & 9 

You’ve got a Thunderbird, my daddy had one too
And now you roll like thunder, when you come crashing in
 
Track 8 & 9 

I really hope she sticks to the date like it feels like she could top Norman with this album and it's so iconic 

Lana isn’t personally texting me updates on the album guys.. she’s emotionally abusing me.

History repeats itself. Lanaboards will always relive the same phases in the prerelease:
- An outburst of delulu-energy when a pixel on her website moves or an insider tweets something
- Which is then followed by silence for several hours until someone posts "This thread tanked"
- Wild speculations, which are the most fun parts together with the delulu-phase
- Sweet and creative cover arts
- Occasional stan fights
- Occasional scat porn attacks
- Occasional Jack, Nikki and / or Mike hate
- "Lana got lazy", "Lana has to go back to her old sound", "Lana is unprofessional", "Lana hates us", "Lana won't be relevant in a few years"
- Gif wars, usually started by legendary icons @Diamantes WILD or @Surf Noir
 
It's like a fever dream that never stops until she finally drops the record and we have peace for a day or so 

History repeats itself. Lanaboards will always relive the same phases in the prerelease:
- An outburst of delulu-energy when a pixel on her website moves or an insider tweets something
- Which is then followed by silence for several hours until someone posts "This thread tanked"
- Wild speculations, which are the most fun parts together with the delulu-phase
- Sweet and creative cover arts
- Occasional stan fights
- Occasional scat porn attacks
- Occasional Jack, Nikki and / or Mike hate
- "Lana got lazy", "Lana has to go back to her old sound", "Lana is unprofessional", "Lana hates us", "Lana won't be relevant in a few years"
- Gif wars, usually started by legendary icons @Diamantes WILD or @Surf Noir
 
It's like a fever dream that never stops until she finally drops the record and we have peace for a day or so 

lana is being unprofessional but that doesnt mean anything or say anything about her relationship with fans. shes an artist. she’s probably taking her time to release everything n make it perfect in her eyes. it could still be coming july 4th considering the singles were a surprise and she still has yet to even acknowledge them. all this mess says about lana is that she’s unprofessional when it comes to release dates and promo. its not that deep. 

Can we stop claiming emotional abuse over a singer not putting out music? I'm sorry, but this has already happened and you'd think that by now people would realize that that's not what this is at all, nor is it even worth claiming. We've literally gotten an entire album + three singles this year with the possibility of another album, that's a lot more than most singers do in a year alone. I get that the release date confusion can be irritating and disappointing, but my god  
 
Anyways! 9 days until the 4th, which if we do get the album (although I don't think it's likely at all), we should rename it from Independence Day to *whatever the name of the album is* Day

Blackening my pages with russian poetry 

I think you are taking all this way too serious. It's really not that deep, it either comes on the 4th of July or it doesn't. It's just an album after all.

I know we all want new music and her communication tools are a mess. But have you forgotten that she released an album like 4 months ago? It’s not like 6 years have passed.

that’s it i’m writing hate mail to lawna, ben, jack and nikki (especially nikki) 

oh we’re doing this again

i’m an atheist and i never believed in hell or limbo….UNTIL NOW WE’RE SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF IT 

Thank you besties 

 
 

Blackening my pages with russian poetry 

Blackening my pages with russian poetry 

Ladies, stay strong. We didn‘t survive a pandemic and QFTC for her to NOT release it on the 4th of July 

Blackening my pages with russian poetry