YourGirl666

This is the most confusing pre-release we've ever had 
I know one of the six thousand projects she's mentioned is the Nikki collab album, but I don't think it's BB for some reason (although that might just be wishful thinking lol). At this point I would literally PAY for someone who's involved with the album to say something. I just want something to go off of that's not an insider's opinion 

we were all so happy yesterday

"trust the process" 

I think the dont  be negative part is talking about when people jump into the bandwagon of just shitting on everything in the pre release not having listened to the album.
 
let’s just be patient (icnddkfnkskfks harder to actually do I know) and trust the process
 
She’s coming 

But he says the sound isn’t that different  
 
it’s a country collab album with Nikki

not to be dramatic or anything but i will hang myself it it's a country album with nikki lane

Here's my take on it: Basically, this album is super different for her - that doesn't say much though, it could be anywhere from hardcore metal to bubblegum pop. I think the "don't be negative" about it thing is just because it's apparently super different, so we should be prepared for something new and not let ourselves be disappointed? I literally don't know anymore 

ok now im sure its the country album with Nokia on every song

Him saying that we shouldn’t  be negative about this release is even more suspicious  does he mean that we might not like it ? 

it's a feature album isn't it 

What even  
 
im literally so confused by this. Is it going to be be her sell out pop era? 

"[RCS is] a lyric
 
Anyway I've been getting sent the weirdest theories asking if they are correct so I'm just gonna say that it's not even really about the sound of the album and don't be negative about this release. It's just something unexpected, but personally I'm kinda here for it! Trust the process and hope for the best, cheers."
- BOZ
Now I'm really curious... Maybe a musical like some people said, or a visual album?

the next 2 months r gonna be hard for me so she better release the single in may Everything that jack didnt touch is gold so i need this song asap.

OMG it all makes sense; CB is on RCS which means RCS = LanzBop omg we won 

Featuring her classic lullaby, Cherry Blossom!!
 
 
this is what I would assume also! I don’t see her teasing a video and then waiting a month or more to release it (at least I’m hoping)

I think she will release BB (song) sometime in May and then another single in June with the preorder. Maybe she's filming another video soon.

So just hear me out for a second....you know how Eclipse randomly posts about a new song and the release date along with it? Well he often posts about KidzBop and I’m thinking he’s been doing that as a hint for Lana’s next project: LanzBop, an album for her new niece/nephew lmfaooooo   

With the Madonna collab rumors + her COCC/BB Old West Karen aesthetic + Mike Synth being a potencial producer, I wonder if there's a chance we could get a bop like this:
 
 
(btw, it would be awesome if Lana gaves us a folktronica album like Madonna's Music and American Life- to be honest I can see this happening)

I know she threw us off by posting two days in a row (the cover and then the snippet) but I think we should hold onto our 18-20 day between music news theory because it’s been the most constant thing we’ve had since December 
 
so, that said, I think she won’t post music news again until the 15th to the 18th
 
So we can make as many crazy theories as we want for the next two weeks 
 

 
 

She’s gonna post something this week, probably thursday
 
 

yes to Rock Candy Banisters out August 32nd

she changed the album title?

I s2g if she did this I would stan her forever 
 
 

i think she will post something today 

More proof Blue Banisters or RCS is catholc psychedelic synth folk: Lana teased a cover of On Eagles Wings in November.. For those who werent raised Catholic, OEW is one of the biggest bops in an otherwise boring song book in the Catholic Church. Now she pretended she was just singing it for Biden, but what if she was also teasing us her direction? She said in that ig video she was in the studio with Zach Dawes. Ot was just acapella imagine all the psychedelic synths and folk guitar production would make it sound like? Anyway this summer the twinks will be twerking to Lana singing hyms. Amen