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I think she just realized she had two weeks in Europe with all her tour equipment and said why the hell not 

Does she know?
 

pr press spin SUCCESSFUL

Send this to Ben

the typewriter is being dusted off as we speak 

🔔 You got a new message from lanadelreyemergency account

Hey this is Lana Del Rey, I lost my credit card and I need money for a plane ticket so I can fly to your city to perform. Can you send me some money? I'll bring Nikki Lane.
 
Hello this is Nikki Lane

She blocked you omg?

the way celebs can usually just ask instagram to archive all their posts at once shes so dramatic i love her

I’m sorry but her archiving the posts one by one is making me giggle slightly…

we need him to get a job     not in a 'pls leave us alone' way but rather 'please let this man direct a movie'

Well- fuck that shit 

SHE LOOKS SO GOOD 

They’re probably rehearsing zodiac’s instrumental since it’s their first time to play it

noir re-recording taking longer than expected

what if she just... doesn't come out 

Meanwhile Lana is looking for her vape backstage 

 

Yes I would be pissed off if my phone was stolen and I am from Rio de Janeiro but I’m surely not cursing an entire country for it lol 
 
This sucks in so many levels… firstly because we the Brazilians suffer muuuuch more than this asshole with urban violence in here and yet he is attacking Brazil as if the whole country is liable for that when actually we are the biggest victims of its inequality
 
Secondly because at the same time it perpetuates the belief that every Brazilian (as happens with other Central and South American Countries and also African and some Asian countries) is worse than people from the first world i.e. Europeans and North Americans. You know, xenophobia

when we see "question for the culture (monologue)" on the next show's setlist
 

when byron starts playing the opening piano to let me love you like a woman at the next show but lana starts singing "i don't really wanna die, i just want the pain to be over..." 
 

A blessing in disguise 

I don’t get the hate on the dancers I think it adds so much to the performance. Lana’s voice stands on its own but the dancers truly add that flair and I love it. Hope they’re all there at all things go in October 

lana said 'skip bittersweet' what is bittersweet

And from cherry to btd? Where the fuck is pwyc im confusion