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  1. More nominations submitted. Sorry, tag don't work today Best username: Shape of My Body, That Venice Bitch, Americen Whore, Dripping Peaches, Jimmyjimmycocoapuff Best profile pic: Embach, Three White Butterflies, shadesofblue, Candy Necklace, Venice Peach Nicest member: GeminiLanaFan Biggest stan: Elle Be My Daddy: Evergreen, Three White Butterflies Performance of the Year: Unchained Melody - Graceland Photoshoot of the Year: Skims Iconic Moment of the Year: Marrying alligator tour guide + Halloween costume bonanza. Look of the Year: Met Gala goth tree Big Eyes Award for Best Artist: Billie Eilish
  2. When she dropped the album like she said she would. And then when she dropped the two singles before year-end like she said she would. <3 Oh, wait...
  3. no chance in hell is the album dropping in may. She only gave us a faux album release because she knows she messed up with announcing it in the first place. no single, no label confirmation, no cover, no insider scoop, no new registered songs names, no website code change - no nothing. All we have is lana's words and 90% of the time, that means sh*t. i'll believe that the album is coming either when interscope confirms it or when a single drops. Until then, i'm taking everything with a grain of salt.
  4. Out of all of these, Wicked deserve Best Picture. It's the greatest musical since Moulin Rouge! and genuinely better than Chicago, which won BP. If not Wicked, then Anora. (from those I've seen) Acting wise, Oscar nods belong to Mickey M. in Anora in Lead and Ariana Grande in Supporting . Also loved Jeremy Strong in Apprentice. High hopes for Kidman in Babygirl. Sebastian Stan deserves a nod from Trump, but the Academy really doesn't appreciate him for some reason (maybe it's his Romanian origin). Who doesn't deserve a nod: Isabella Roselini, she barely has 10 mins of screentime and doesn't do that much. If she gets it, it's a career nom. I do not get the hype around Jolie either. The movie is the weakest in the trilogy and it's 40% lip syncing which wasn't even that convincing. Would rather see Erivo get in, that woman worked her ass off on Wicked and actually sang live.
  5. Already made a thread on this topic this year But sure, posting here too: My top 11 goes something like: Wicked Babes Anora Inside Out 2 Blink Twice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Late Night with the Devil The Substance Oddity The Apprentice It's such a great year for film that I can't even do 10 only. Honorable mentions: The Challengers, Abigail, A Different Man, Speak No Evil, Immaculate, Conclave, Civil War Biggest Disappointment: Kinds of Kindness Biggest Surprise: Zoe Kravtiz's directorial and screenwriting skills (Blink Twice) Yet to see: Babygirl, The Brutalist, The Room Next Door, Blitz, Juror #. 2, Queer, Emelia Perez, The Last Showgirl, Nickel Boys, Nosferatu... Full list here: Loved: Wicked - So, so good! If this wins BP, it will be a very worthy winner. Ariana Grande can act! 10/10 Blink Twice - brilliant debut for Kravitz. Food for thought and gripping af. 10/10 Anora - brilliant as expected with Sean Baker 10/10 Inside Out 2 - an absolute blast at the cinema imo and better than the first 10/10 Oddity - so fucking good! Not a single cliche in it. One of the best horrors of the decade 10/10 The Substance - phenomenal, outrageous, stylish, few flaws but well worth the hype 9/10 Late Night with the Devil - very, very good, original, and creepy. 9/10 Beetlejuice Beetlejuice: also an absolute blast at the cinema, and a return to form for Tim Burton. 9/10 Babes - best comedy of the year imo. Absolutely fucking hilarious 9/10 The Apprentice: surprisingly good and watchable, Oscar nom worthy performance from Sebastian Stan 8.5/10 Good: Abigail: fun, bonkers, hilarious, a great time at the cinema 8/10 Challengers: Okay, it's not quite as hot and sexy as I thought it was gonna be, but still good. great soundtrack 7.5/10 Speak No Evil: clever, twisty script, and performances 7.5/10 Immaculate: fun, scary, with a really good performance by S. Sweeney 7.5/10 Conclave: well-made, watchable, good acting, bit overrated. Expected more after all the hype. 7.5/10 Civil War: Not Alex Garland's best but still good 7/10 A Different Man: Artsy and well-acted, but also drags on 7/10 Meh: Maria: Solid work from Jolie, but the movie kind of becomes more and more boring and less specific as it goes along, and eventually ends up being sappy as hell. 6.9/10 Thelma: Cute movie, but not worthy of the praise it's getting? 6.9/10 Fly Me to the Moon: Look great, but too long and overstuffed 6.5/10 Kinds of Kindness: What a comedown after Poor Things. Guess they had fun making it 6/3 (and that's only for the style) Heretic: Solidi Grant but just meh, didn't even finish it. 6.2/10 Alien: Romulus: Major MEH. 6/10 Hit Man: I like Powell, and it's a good concept, but kinda fell asleep 6/10 The Fall Guy: Very long nap vibes. If basic bitch were a movie 5/10, but then pretty harmless Twisters: same, one big cliche 5/10, but harmless A Family Affair: harmless background movie while you do your laundry or dishes 5/10 Loathed: Love Lies Bleeding: Nonsense. Starts good, but turns into hogwash. 4/10 A Quiet Place Day 1: Absolute rubbish compared to the first two films in the series. 4/10 Longless. A good Nicolas Cage, but the script is outright moronic. 4/10 I Saw the TV Glow: What the fuck even was that? 1/10 The new Lindsay Lohan Xmas movie. 1/10. Netlix is churning out literal shit Can't wait to see: The Room Next Door, Babygirl, Juror no. 2, Queer, Blitz, Nosferatu... There's a lot going on this year. But what a year for cinema! Thread here: https://lanaboards.com/topic/20023-favorite-movies-of-2024/
  6. Tough outstreams VB on Spotify. 49th spot. 365K streams daily.
  7. Same here. 13 is a great number, and hopefully means no fillers/interludes.
  8. Damn, so many... Here are some I would recommend to everyone as a must-watch. The Wizard of Oz Rear Window Some Like it Hot Paper Moon All About My Mother Gone with the Wind East of Eden Jaws Moulin Rouge! Crash (David Cronenberg) A Clockwork Orange Terms of Endearment Poor Things The Grand Budapest Hotel Come and See Singing in the Rain West Side Story (both versions) Dogville Sunset Boulevard A Separation 12 Angry men Lost in Translation The Seven Year Itch The Hustler 2001: A Space Odyssey Tar Eyes Wide Shut Seven Brides for Seven Brothers Aliens Parasite The City of God Brokeback Mountain Paddington 2 Titanic Psycho The Matrix Wicked (yes, it's that good)
  9. I love Chemtrails. It got me through some really tough shit. I remember living in a hotel at the time (had broken with my bf of 5 years), and the album dropped, and I was listening to it in bed and White Dress literally brought tears to my eyes. Is it her best album? No. Is it her shortest? Yet. Is it the most cohesive? Kinda! This is a quiet record, but the production is on-point, and all the songs go well together thematically and sonically. Also, Chemtrails (the single) is one of her best this decade, and Wild at Heart is MEGA UNDERRATED. My only issue is that it feels incomplete (For Free and Breaking Up Slowly are clearly filler tracks, and the album needed a few more great songs).
  10. @Embach for lipster of the year and the nicest memer FTW, fyi. Already voted.
  11. So, three weeks after the album announcement and still no single/news/snippet. Yikes. We really are in no man's land. Guess it's safe to say 2024 was one big desert rolling bush for LDR10. Thank god for Tough.
  12. For the cover, i'd like Lana smack dab in the middle of Louisiana swamp zone, taming alligators and looking hot af in a bikini. Paradise & OB nude cover combined with a splash of Chemtrails alt cover
  13. So sorry to hear that. Fyi, my father had serious lung issues too, so I know exactly what you're going through. Was/is he a smoker? I'm sorry if I'm asking too many questions?
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