Escapology

This is the most confusing pre-release of all time, because I've read 40 pages and I'm still confused as fuck.  the alleged album cover that might not be the album cover is beautiful. The new snippet that is the alleged new title track is beautiful. I think we can all just take leave from LB, because lord have mercy... Stanning this woman is the most confusing thing on the planet. Even insiders seem to know nothing. I'll be back when an official pre-order and album release date is announced, because I'm too sick to encourage delusion right now. 

Imagine how confusing this must be for someone who's not up-to-date with what the insiders say

I still can't imagine that an album called blue banisters is going to surpass NORMAN FUCKING ROCKWELL, I honestly keep hoping that Lana will change the album title but keep the cover.

As far as the Grammys do not reward quantity (sales) but quality (production and writing) but since those mfs only care about the rating, they reward popularity even if the music sucks.

Art, not the charts 

It always made me cringe, he spoke like he was Hugh Hefner or something traveling the world having orgies. Some people absolutely thrive on attention like it’s oxygen. 

bc this still fits 
 

NFR! didn't win AOTY because it's album of the millennia... 
 

i usually don't like mvs anyways and all the videos from the past 2... 3...? eras have not been my favorite so i think i'm just going to ignore it 
 
and i KNOW all the other visuals will SERVE

I can’t with everyone on ONTD who trashed the new Neil cover. I think it’s her best cover since Ultraviolence. Then again, they do hate her over there. 

guys i still cannot believe we got that cover wtf every time I remember it instantly brightens my mood. from the iphone chemtrails group photo and the pics art selfie covers to a NEIL ELEGANT HQ MASTERPIECE.... we finally won 

bb prerelease satanic era i guess 

TLC9 - Beast Book
 
1. I guess you could call it... Beast Book
2. Thunder Moan
3. Cherry Bloody
4. Hellflower Hellfire
5. Red Banisters
6. Next Single Virgin
7. Boom Like That (Lead Single dropping on September 11th)
8. Season of the Witch
9. Looking for Hellrica
10. You'll Never Sacrifice Alone
11. RitualisticGeminis
12. Satantime

LDR8 - THE LANA CULT ALBUM
a pagan metal masterpiece, piano singles were released not to reveal a new sonical direction
1. Ella ain't the only one ripping off Midsommar
2. Under the maypole (my daddy crowned me)
3. May Queen
4. Yellow Banisters (offering sacrifices to the sun god)
5. Folk book - cottagecore got kinky
6. Wildflower Wildfire
7. I talk to Odin
8. Valkyrie Blues
9. Boom like that (metal rework) 
 
Only 9 songs because each is like 7 minutes long

"THE ARI ASTER COLLAB WE  DIDN'T KNOW WE NEEDED SO MUCH"
 
"THE ULTIMATE SATANIC ROCK ALBUM"
 
"BORN TO DIE, BUT MAKE IT RED AND ADD ELECTRIC GUITAR"
 
♡ Boom like That ♡
♡ Satan's in her heart ♡
 
THE UPCUMIN' ALBUM BY CBT AWARDS WINNER:
THE LANA CULT
 
featuring the hits:
 
UNIDENTIFIED BLACK PHILIP,
SATAN'S MY KING
&
I TALK TO SATAN
 
~ Out September 11th ~

I like my man like I like my whiskey…

Sometimes I wish I wasn't here. All these excitement for nothing. I wouldn't know anything  until she drops it.

Because it's a good song, because it might have been reworked, because it wasn't officially released by her and she can do whatever she wants with her songs, because we are happy with anything... lol 

why yall excited for a potential official release of a song we already have. Like just listen to it