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UUUUUH IM EXITED!!!!

UUUUUH IM EXITED!!!!

y e s.
supposedly

i forgot about that 

I'm certain that it will be one, manifesting heart-shaped box (long note included)

me when i see arcadia slander 
 

when i'm at the mcdonalds drive-thru and they ask me if i'd like to try their limited edition summertime sandwich & brite lites bites
 

If you want it supersize
I can do that for you
If you want it double fries
I can do that for you
Welcome to McDonald's are you interested in our Del Rey's meal? come with paint to paint your banisters

Yes. Give Brite Lites shake and Cinnamon please

this is jumping the gun by... a lot. we haven't even heard the song, we don't know what it's really about yet. lana works with irony a lot when playing around with american nationalist imagery so keep that in mind as well 

me in the drive thru when the bb preorder drains my bank account

"Swimming with Nikki Lane! Welcome to McDonalds! Would you like to try our new Lana Del Rey Blue Banisters meal?"

fuck... that could leak any moment now 

Big McDaddy
 

My pussy taste like Pepsi cola! Would you like to try our Lana Del Rey meal?

 
 

what do you mean "making reparations" for living on stolen land? she can't help the fact she was born here? honestly we could say the same for anybody living anywhere or referencing any location in the world because terrible shit has happened literally everywhere, everybody forgets that america isn't the only area of the world which has a terrible past, she can reference it in her work if she wants, she lives in america and has traveled all over it so of course she'll likely talk about it in her work

If she reworked the unreleased songs, I’d say the album could be more acclaimed than COTCC. Maybe not as much as NFR, but who knows? The problem with old unreleased is that most of them, despite being beautiful, sound like demos. I think pretty much anyone that knows Lana a bit would be disturbed if songs from 2013/2014 were included in a 2021 album without being reworked and re-recorded. It would just sound off imo

if u read this thread while playing doin time it makes it even more mischievous 

the closing track will actually be the ultimate lana del rey mega-mix (featuring david kahne, steven mertens, emile hayne, rick nowels, dan auerbach, jack antonoff, mike dean, zach dawes, chuck, charlie, robert, patricia, k, josh kemp, reeve carney, arthur lynn, mike mizrahi, barrie james o'neal, francesco carrozzini, chase stogel, sean larkin, clayton johnson, her new boyfriend i don't know his name, niko, topanga, tex & mex, her horse topiary, & nikki lane)  

The way we go from 100% to 0% real quick... 

well wildflower has GRAMMY! written all over it
i think this album will get either trash scores or really amazing ones, the trash ones will just be bias tho cuz ofc lana won’t deliver a rubbish album after the last 4 albums  

But the important question here is... will lana have her own McDonald's Special Menu this era?

my momma (ft. chuck, charlie, & jane) 2021 rework  

Based on what we’ve heard so far, where do we think Blue Banisters will reach in terms of critical acclaim? I think NFR! has some competition, but maybe I’m biased

Why can't we just have fun. Geesh. It doesn't matter. All of this is apart of the ride man. Can you honestly sit here and say that being apart of this Fandom would be as enjoyable without the fun of piecing the puzzle together. I truly wonder if other fandoms have a site like this where we can come together and have the most stressful, hilarious and never ending time of our lives like us lana stans. It's amazing and I love all of you 
 
Ok rant over