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While I don't believe in a double album there's a couple things that hint at it 
Lana said in 2021 that the coconut song will become important later this year, since LDR9 wasn't done right after the release of Blue Banisters it seems to be related to her covers album. Ben mentioned something about album() in 2021: https://imgur.com/a/HG27ioa Ben writing about "9th (at least)", again hinting at a double album, though this could be related to Lana calling it LDR10. Now Lana is again laughing suspiciously after mentioning the coconut song, she knows something we don't 

I see Palm trees = Coconuts 

Also can we not clog this thread up with questionable insider chatter?
I already moved so many pages out of this thread last night after the fall of TheDollClub because it’s just unnecessary mess. This is LANABoards not InsiderBoards, after all.
We’re actually starting to get actual concrete info from Lana and her team, so let’s be excited about that!! x

this is why i miss @lustforlife is because literally no one took them seriously including themselves and everyone had a little kii
edit: also i used to be kind of a dick to LFL but i do genuinely miss them a bit... took them a bit for granted

Love Anna and her work but all that teasing in the summer was annoying cause it ended up being nothing  but I guess she styled Lana for the photoshoot since Neil only responded to Lana and her with the 🌹 (he used random emojis for other friends).
Still excited cause she's great 

Are these lyrics? OMFG

Behind iron gates: views from the institution poetry leak omgggggggggg

In the cock, in the cock,
in the cockpit
Im your pilot

 
 

Why do the new “insiders” act like a child when people are skeptical  like you are a rando behind a screen on a site full of rabid fans who think the tea leaves told them what color vinyl will be… it’s not unreasonable to have doubts. But like spill your tea, it shouldn’t matter if we are skeptical because it’s true anyway… right? 

Anna focone commented and Neil commented on her comment 
 
Ouff FUCK

Whore calling us hoes  sounds like a 2021 Lana album title

All whore needs to say is a song name/lyric (or acronym if it's too risky to spill that much). That's the only way to be confirmed as reliable not with vague statements...
And yes they got FJM right but was it that hard? And if he wasn't on the album they'd just say "they decided not to use it" anyway 
 
Like I don't want insiders spoiling everything but if you're going to say some vague details we need to know you're reliable first with something more solid  

I’m going to be the next fake insider I’m sick of these bitches 
 
 

Maybe she learned that lesson from COCC
My dreams are always quite vivid, I must say!
I’m still wondering if any of my LDR9 dreams will come to fruition like they have with previous records.. x

EXACTLY 
like if we get something specific it would outright prove that they’re a reliable insider..
i.e : eclipse giving us the white dress acronym, something that wasn’t a big spoiler and didn’t ruin any plans, but was confirmable once the song was out 
 
the fact that they can’t just makes them a bit suspicious!

Dreaming in No Colour

Why has it been for the past two days that new info has come while I’m napping skfndk. Both the video of Lana declaring her Dec 7th announcement & all the Neil Krug stuff happened while I was off in dreamland for my 3 hour powernap. What I’m taking from it is that maybe my manifestations work harder when I’m asleep? Maybe I shouldn’t pull an all-day-er on the 7th and just sleep instead? Is that what this means?  

can we have a fake insider funeral at the lipster awards this year 
 

I mean I get using previous work as a comparison since everybody would be familiar with that but the fact that it's always "UV+HM" is fishy 

the downfall of every fake insider is always not stopping while they’re ahead…
 
they get people to believe them and then they instantly start spewing out things that are Obviously like, way too good to be true  

Cmon UV + HM + NFR makes no sense at all those are like her 3 most different projects 
It's like saying the album sounds like OTTR, BUS and Beautiful

@DragonWhore Go on girl keep exposing yourself I would love to see it
 

miss badger sees right through your ruse 

So funny all the vibes we went through for this album since last year:
- When DNC: surf rock like the jacket or north California 🌊🌲
- When W Magazine: Beachy but cold, no color ❄️
- When her birthday: stars align, cosmic imagery, Love MV, 🚀✨️
- October/November: orchids, other flowers 🌷 
- Earlier today: beach again, coconuts, bodybuilder in the sand era 🥥🌴🏋‍♀️
- Now: 🌹🌹