hotshot2am

You are the most royal and loyal member of this board IMO, and you have made this thread so much easier for me to understand now that I am back in the office with much less time to post and read. Thank you. 

the surprise tomorrow will be that this website is no more about lana, this is weyesboards, since she robbed neil krug from us and she actually releasing a new song tomorrow 

I love how mythicalanimalprostitute went from "the whole schedule is FUCKING destroyed" to "single in December "

And with further inspection of Leak Nation I found another whole lot of stuff they said back in the summer for this fall and none of that came true so don't get your hopes up  but don't lose your hope either cause we still have dollgate tomorrow and the Interscope/Polydor ads so I'm positive about the single coming this month 

I've been analyzing that leaks account and similar to other reliable looking accounts they seem to only get right the info that was already disclosed from other reliable sources 
 
Also they tweet A LOT of stuff so something obviously ends up being true (I suspect they also delete tweets with wrong dates to make it look like they knew the right month from the start)
 

the microplastics in my lungs waiting to hear "microplastics in my blood" the hit new single by lana del rey
 

Pop Crave, Deuxmoi, and Leaks Nation all share one braincell. 

just added up the amount of pages of the pre-release threads and here is the ranking (the pre-release & pre-pre-release threads are a combined total)
1. norman - 4189 pages (pre-release & pre-pre)
2. lust for life - 3110 pages (pre-release & the 4 something pre-pre threads)
3. blue banisters - 2880 pages (pre-release, pre-pre & speculation)
4. chemtrails (as of now) - 1300 (pre-release & pre-pre)
5. ldr9 (so far) - 1120 (pre-pre & speculation)
6. honeymoon - 863 (pre-release)
7. ultraviolence - 321 (pre-release)
8. violet - 138 (album & book)
9. american standards - 90 (pre-release)
10. paradise - 53 (pre-release)
11. nikki lane collab album - 22 (pre-release)

It's getting more and more fake 

The dollies LOST  

0 cause i don't read this crackhead convention thread

L is for LIES

honestly even if lana announces something tuesday i think that @TheDollClub getting it right was a coincidence and not any inclination of real knowledge 
#teamtropico on the other hand is connecting to the astral plane to confirm that she will indeed be announcing tuesday 

I hope the dollies are READY to be fed with an album cover TODAY and an announcement TOMORROW!!! 

now guys what’s edit backwards? TIDE 🌊
the alternate rising and falling of the sea, usually twice in each lunar day at a particular place, due to the attraction of the moon and sun.
along with waist deep in icy waves and the rain never stops, we’re getting a water goddess album  

I still wonder if Lana was trolling us with her "I hope you guys like country music" story  It never made any sense.

This is what Lana announced or mentioned
American Standards & Classics Folk songs covers album Country songs covers album Nikki Lane collab album Nikki Lane recently said in an interview that there's no collab album coming anytime soon. Maybe we will see one of the other 3 sometime in the future 

Regardless of Dollie's claims every week can be the week so it's just a waiting game at this point  (but Mondays are exciting now)
 
She doesn't usually announce the lead/first single much in advance (if she even announces it) so I'm just expecting a post with a snippet or the single cover and a really close date attached to it 

I can't wait to pull up scat on my phone in the middle of class Tuesday when I check this thread 

This coming week is going to be important 

It's getting more and more fake 

And they were all awful 

This is what Lana announced or mentioned
American Standards & Classics Folk songs covers album Country songs covers album Nikki Lane collab album Nikki Lane recently said in an interview that there's no collab album coming anytime soon. Maybe we will see one of the other 3 sometime in the future 

This is what Lana announced or mentioned
American Standards & Classics Folk songs covers album Country songs covers album Nikki Lane collab album Nikki Lane recently said in an interview that there's no collab album coming anytime soon. Maybe we will see one of the other 3 sometime in the future 

I like the snippet but it doesn't sound like her voice, only "gallery" reminds me of Lana.