bia

ATE EVERYONE!

SHE IS ON THEMEEEEJEKEJFBGN

Red haired, brunette, and now blonde 
 
WOW SHE LOOKS AMAZING

Red haired, brunette, and now blonde 
 
WOW SHE LOOKS AMAZING

the prophecy- every 6 years she comes and slays the house down boots.
 
imagine how hard we will be gagging in 2030 

don't you dare forget it lindsay... we go back far... and now you'll never hear from me again!
 

now that is NOT the attitude of lanaboards next top model

my sister lizzy.. i’m in shock, hysterics even
 
lizzy taught me the ways of serving on a low budget, and we shared tips of using dollar store microphones to make magic
 
i am delighted to have recieved my positive critiques, but it is slightly soured by a fellow sister leaving
 
i cant wait to see her at the wrap party 

Britney Spears photo submission for Week 4's theme
'Britney as Elvis' by @bia
 
 

Lizzy Grant's Alter-Ego Look... Betty Boop!
 

 
Yes, Yes, Yes... For My Alter-Ego Look, I Went With American Icon... And International Star Of Black And White Cartoon Shorts And The Occasional Big Screen Since The 1930s... Betty Boop! I Spent A Lot Of Time On My Look, At First, I Wasn't Sure I Was Going To Get It Right, But I'm Feeling Pretty Confident That I Did! My Black Wig Is Admittedly From Party City... I Have A Collection Of Them, They Come In Handy When I'm Filming Yet Another Music Video For Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven) And I Want To Emulate Marilyn Monroe... I Had To Use A Lot Of Hair Product And Nearly Burned Off My Pinkie Finger Trying To Perfect The Curls, I Wanted It To Obviously Look Like Betty Boop's Hair, But A Little More Chic And Effortless, My Friend Nicole Nodland Offered Me This Gorgeous Red Mini-Dress, Look At How Sleek And Shiny It Is, Oooooh! My Jewelry Was A Gift From My Friend Bill, And I Got My Lipstick From Mac, In The Shade "Cherry"... I'm Going To Randomly Retitle My Song "You're Gonna Love Me" To That, I Hope You All Love My Look! Boop-Oop-A-Doop!
 
 

Britney's submission for week 3's Chromatic Consistency theme (WHITE) @bia
 

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Welcome back models. 
This has been a chaotic week full of shade and break-ins.
 
Who else was scared? I was really really scared.
 
You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme  of "AQUATIC CHIC"
 
After hours of deliberation, me and @Unknown are ready to reveal the results.
 
Very happy to say many of you listened to the critiques and greatly improved your overall look.
 
I have 14 beautiful women standing before me, but only 12 photos in my hand. 
Two of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 12 photos will represent the 12 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
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RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
You are this week's winner! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls.
Please DM me who you would like to sabotage. 
 
Critiques:
 
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Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury)
You are this weeks runner-up!
This means you are protected from sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
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Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven)
You are still in the running.
 
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Anya-Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Tinashe ( @TheBoss )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Britney Spears ( @bia)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir)
Miranda Cosgrove ( @lmdr)
Jane Fonda ( @Say Yes to Heaven)
Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue)
 
You are the bottom four of this week. Two of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge...
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 
Goodnight ladies.

 
Also, feel free to look at everyone's submitted photos on Page 1 of this thread!

Some of you have been photographed in front of a green screen…

Some of you have been photographed at the beach, and some of you in pools, perhaps with a dollar store mermaid tail. Me? I'm here once again to remind you that none of you are on the same level as me. Other than my beautiful outfit, I came prepared with a bottle of lean to share with RuPaul.
 

 

Submitted by @bia - Britney's Aquatic Chic Week 2 submission
 

Good morning models.
Welcome to Shark Week.
 

 
For this challenge we are trading in runways for run...waves. 
 
That's right! Your theme this week is "Aquatic Chic"
 
You will have 20 hours to submit your best photo in your most dapper swimsuit or creative marine environment.
 
Our special guest helping me judge this week is the critically acclaimed photographer AND Met Gala entrepreneur... @Unknown
 
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Miranda (@lmdr ) You won last week and were given the ability to sabotage another contestant.
The person you have chosen to sabotage is...Mitski  (@ultrabanisters)
 
Mitski, for this challenge you are forbidden to submit a photo in colour. It must be in black and white.
Everyone else may use colour to their advantage.
 
Good Luck!

Here is your updated portrait and cast list:
 

 
Top Row:
Britney Spears ( @bia), RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton), Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir), Miranda Cogrove ( @lmdr), Mitski ( @ultrabanisters), Jane Fonda ( @Say Yes to Heaven),
Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing), Tinashe ( @TheBoss), Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue), Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
Bottom Row:
Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury), Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven), Charli XCX ( @bunoner), Anya Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
 
 
 

LanaBoards Next Top Model
LanaBoards Drag Race
LanaBoards Got Talent
The Real Housewives Of LanaBoards
Keeping Up With The Lipsters
The Great LanaBoards Bake Off
The Bachelor Lipster
I'm A Lipster...Get Me Out Of Here
Lipster's Hell Kitchen
Who Wants To Be A Lipster?
Lanapardy!
Leak Deal Or No Leak Deal
LanaBoardian Idol
X-Lipster Factor
The Masked Lipster
Lipster Sync Battle
Dancing With The Lipsters

i'm assuming after this game, we'll start another one, so maybe you could participate then? i hope we can continue and i can play different characters because it's already so much fun so far lol!

Wow. Well, fuck you too then 
 
Edit- lunges at Lindsey and rips out her red hair

Salvatore vs TV In Black and White

3 Hours left for submission 
 
@keps2013 @TheBoss
 
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TALES FROM THE LNTM HOUSE
(Simulated)
 
Lizzy Grant: Lizzy feels overshadowed by the more extravagant personalities in the competition. She struggles to find her voice and style amidst the flamboyance of her fellow contestants, leading to self-doubt and insecurity.
Naomi Campbell: Naomi, accustomed to being the center of attention, clashes with Lady Gaga over creative differences during a photo shoot challenge. Their egos collide as they each insist on their vision, causing tension and drama on set.
Miranda Cosgrove: Miranda becomes the target of jealousy from some of the other contestants who perceive her as having an unfair advantage due to her previous acting career. They spread rumors about her being favored by the judges, creating a rift within the group.
Lady Gaga: Lady Gaga's avant-garde style clashes with the more traditional tastes of Kate Moss during a styling challenge. Kate criticizes Gaga's outfit choices, leading to a heated argument that spills over into backstage drama.
Kate Moss: Kate, known for her sharp tongue, finds herself at odds with RuPaul after making a cutting remark during a critique session. RuPaul, unimpressed by Kate's attitude, delivers some tough feedback that leaves her fuming and defensive.
RuPaul: RuPaul faces criticism from Tinashe and Lana Del Rey, who accuse him of favoritism towards certain contestants. They confront RuPaul about his impartiality, sparking a debate about fairness and integrity in the competition.
Tinashe: Tinashe clashes with Kate Bush over creative differences during the challenge. 
Kate Bush: Kate Bush feels alienated from the younger contestants and struggles to connect with them on a personal level. Her reserved nature leads to misunderstandings and tensions within the group dynamics.
Lana Del Rey: Lana becomes the target of Mitski's passive-aggressive comments and subtle sabotage attempts. 
Beyoncé: Beyoncé must navigate the drama carefully to maintain her own position in the competition.
Mitski: Mitski's intense perfectionism causes friction with the fellow girls in the house, she tells them it's not a sorority, it's a competition. 
Britney Spears: Britney's fragile emotional state becomes a point of concern for the other contestants and the judges. Her struggles with confidence and anxiety manifest in erratic behavior, creating tension and drama in the competition.
Jane Fonda: Jane clashes with Charli XCX over their conflicting ideas about feminism and empowerment during a discussion about their inspirations. Their heated debate spills over into a confrontation, revealing deeper ideological differences.
Charli XCX: Charli's brash personality rubs some of the other contestants the wrong way, particularly Anya Taylor Joy, who finds her outspokenness abrasive. Their clashes escalate into a feud, with both refusing to back down.
Anya Taylor Joy: Anya feels isolated from the rest of the group due to her reserved nature and British upbringing. She struggles to connect with her fellow contestants, leading to feelings of loneliness and alienation.
Megan Thee Stallion: Megan's attitude is not well liked by some of the girls in the house. She believes it's jealously.

I have officially arrived, riding on my cloud of purple sludge. Good luck, angels! Some of you will need it...
 

That's my girl yaas queen

omg she cleared.. an answer for the culture