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it’s okay if people don’t care for her voice, but the way people talk about her here at times, is honestly disgusting
 
same with jack antonoff, & people are even starting to do it with rob grant, just because they can’t stand the fact of lana making music which they don’t like

The nikki hate is so deranged. I hope it gets the exact same response from lana as the Chuck Hate. I hope they double down. I hope there aee six collab albums in 3 years, a movie, and all directed by Chuck. 

I think I say this every album cycle but this is the most excited I've been to hear what's coming. For Chemtrails we had an extensive interview where she described a lot about the album (cause it was supposed to be out already by that time or very soon but delays happened ).
BB we already had the title track snippet, then the 3 singles and the unreleased tracks so we also knew more or less what was coming.
But LDR9 is a big mystery other than knowing producers and a couple of remarks Lana made (she didn't even reveal the title and I know she had it already unless the interview was way older than the photos). She's been so secretive about this project and that makes me even more excited (plus the fact that insiders are clueless this time around)
I sense greatness coming 

manifesting SUCKMYVULVA energy in LDR9

the album will be called Daddy's Night Calls
 
its a full album of her voicemail of this guy wanting to bang but it's covid season so

Is it a real pre-pre-release thread without these face swaps gifs? Lanaboards, stay authentique

lana post a false title and album release date announcement challenge 

Okay UMG Antarctica just got back to me. It's called Polar Pussy Princess, it's a gothic dark EDM dance album with winter aesthetics. It comes out Jan 1st 2023 and is 30 tracks long!

“Hi this is Aidan from UMG Iran. I need to know how much titty Lana is showing on the new album cover so we know how much we need to censor. Thanks!” 

god knows they tried

tbh I wouldn’t mind an acapella track if it was something like this: really haunting, feels like she’s in the room with you, the storm in the background, etc. lol

it's a metaphor for the plastic bag extrapolating I KNOW it her leo is moon 

After Bartender… Barista!!! 

I feel like this album is going to be giving young and beautiful, which has piano but a lot of orchestral sounds too, so I'm not upset about it.
 
 

It's been more than a month since Rob last teased something and he suddenly posts again music related stuff just when Ben is hard teasing too... 
I feel it coming 
LB's favorite hobby after manifesting 

It makes sense that Rob always teases with a piano cause it's what he plays 

Yes, Rob! Give us that impressionistic, surrealist, Lynchian, jazz-piano production! His work on Sweet Carolina is so reminiscent of Debussy, and that paired with Lana’s comments about the album being conversational really make me think of LA Who Am I to Love You and its background music. I think there’s going to be a lot of dissonance in this record, chordally. I’m excited.

He better post a picture of Rick Nowels in the studio

not this 

Manifesting a diss track dedicated to her mom on June 13th

Was the Kali Uchis collab ever confirmed?
 
IF it happened and IF it's on LDR9
It might be where 'Lanita' comes from ...?

grenadine! quarantine! i like u a loooooootttt!

i just realized how simple life is without constant release date lies