honeymoon is alive

lana do something people are slandering DEALER 

these are equally awful opinions

Edit: Quoted the wrong thing but y'all know what this is in reference to 

Lana please do something they are scatting 

i know i just mentioned diarrhea but this is too personal  

i don't like cottage cheese so i'll just say it's a delicious yogurt with berries (which won't give me diarrhea like activia did)

what

I know it was recorded 5 years ago but I’m in dire need of moar Dealer-type vocals

or the valley of the dolls concept demo 
thedollclub teas

I want her to dive deeper into the sound she cultivated with On and On and On and the spacey Lust for Life demo. I need it. 

Be careful... some of these fake insiders might think you're asking for something else 

maybe it's time we all post scat ourselves and do one mass ceremony. that should be powerful enough for the album announcement + pre-order + tracklist reveal, right?! 

get her jade
@DragonWhore it's time to prove yourself

I feel like it could have been a documentary or the mega-album trailer thing but unfortunately a lot of the footage got stolen from her so we're probably not getting that anytime soon 

Ed said last year that: "She’s got her own plan for something. she’s had it for years, and it might actually now [be] something we could pull off.”
 
Wonder what this could be and if we are going to get it for LDR9/10 

Forget the Dollie, I’m still waiting on the “more deets” DragonWhore had about the FJM collab, can we all shift our LDR9/X energy to THAT? Cause at least it’s something to talk about, they could share a lyric or title, rough date estimate (like a month)  and they’re browsing the thread (unlike miss Doll who probably is hiding in the trenches rn ) 
 
pls and THANK YOU 

I think that’s what he meant too. And the reason he mentioned it being solo is because he was talking about Taylor and Lana’s song in the same post. He’s just super messy with his wording. 

there we go: back to the delulu hopefulness again after got scammed by the doll.
How i love this spirit, through all the scam, the lies, the scats, never change, LanaBoards

I can't believe this thread has been hot for 4/5 days and there's literally nothing happening, the insanity. 

I doubt this is the case, but I’m bored, so here’s a random thought: 
 
Maybe Ben wasn’t trolling when he reposted that fan theory about Blue Banisters being a double release (maybe alongside the covers album?), and that’s why he recently specified we’d see “at least” a solo record. Maybe the second project wasn’t ready or they decided it would fit better with her next project. 
 
To me, at least, it makes sense that Lana might save something as special as a double release for what she considers her tenth studio album. Blue Banisters was a relatively quiet release, and if LDR9/10 is indeed the “masterpiece” BoZ was referencing, it would make sense to further build the hype with a second album alongside it. 
 
This could also make sense if we consider the fact that we have a few indications the album is finished, but we know (for some reason) that it isn’t ready. 
 
Is it a reach? Definitely

manifesting another random account dropping in, announcing something, and then dipping.
 
No trolling, no further elaboration, and no drama. Just pure facts.
 
LMLYLAW and W magazine were both spilled by random accounts. These fake insiders with their fake info is tired 
 
I think I'm delulu juice hungover

Neil keeps posting unrelated pictures in front of that flower vase  
 
Maybe it's the particular spot in his house with the better lighting but it's funny how those are orchids too 

the way i have to bring up surprise releases because there's not a lot else to talk about
it's already not a surprise release anyway since we know the album exists
idk i have to keep this thread active somehow

I really don't see it being a surprise release..with how big of numbers she pulls with physicals, they'll want to get a nice debut number. Plus, no artist is surprise dropping anymore. Taylor did it twice, but this time there was a 2 month wait. Preorders help build hype and they aren't going to miss out on that

I wouldn't mind a couple more snippets as long as they are short like the Rockefeller one. I don't want her to post the whole song in 2/3 parts like she did with HIAB and Cinnamon 
 
I also could do without snippets at all if she's releasing at least a single soon tho... I just need new Lana