never to heaven

y’all are SICK

Lana makes a comeback on ig this weekend:
 
 

I knew she had it 

My Grandma works at Home Depot and they just got a shipment of the green variant omg

I had a situationship with a Target manager boy but not worth reopening that mess even for Lana  

Blue Banisters:
 
 

@Kintsugi the only king who matters. Instead of being an egotistical seeking idiotic whore who flagellates themselves on the insanity and attention of other people, Kintsugi actually sets the message straight. Others should take some notes.

this is kind of annoying? Like they are saying they don’t want to ruin the surprise but they already did, we know something is coming. If it’s not coming tonight or next week i hate that we know so early and i hope that isn’t the case!!!

that would be the most chaotic thing ever done honestly I'm so here for it

me having to catch up with not one but two traumatic pre-release threads at once
 
  

She doesn’t even give us time to theorize about her upcoming retirement anymore  

I thought the waiting in agony was going to be over in 2 weeks but apparently not
 

How long are we waiting for?? Weeks, months? Pleaseeee my nerves can’t take it. My telomeres are dying

if thats the case eclipse would already be seeking attention and boz wouldn’t be that excited

we love you @Kintsugi

you fucking saved us thank god

Finally an insider who doesn’t beat around the fucking bush 

Girls "new music" prob means a single out tonight, not a surprise double album 

not kintsugi coming back were going into full psychosis

New music.

Is she re-recording the album over bland H&M disco beats?

FIONA APPLE FT. LANA DEL REY PLS

The suprise that we couldve never expected  is that Ocean is delayed till july

When the adidas legging era returns then what