underthechemtrails

manifesting a post on oceanblvd this week (the bare minimum) 

manifesting a post on oceanblvd this week (the bare minimum) 

BREAKING: The US military has shot down a small plane that was in the process of skywriting ‘Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd’ 
 
Joe Biden ordered the strike because he is a hater and is trying to gatekeep Kintsugi

Lana's albums with piano-only tracks:

NFR!: 2
BB: 3
Ocean Blvd: 0

Let's celebrate that!

also 14x guitar so we are finally free from b*autifuls and text b**ks blue banist*rs 

i’m imagining A&W as her Sober II (Melodrama) moment except instead of the strings it’ll be the guitars that Kintsugi talked about 
 
and the “angry acoustic guitars” might be channeling this 
 
and before anyone comes for me about always needing to compare everything, lbr as much as i love him jack does not have that much range so i’m assuming whatever he does will be at least somewhat reminiscent to stuff he’s done in the past

it was prob always intended for this era to truly start around this time but our petty queen just wanted to shade that cop so bad ugh she’s so real 

it was prob always intended for this era to truly start around this time but our petty queen just wanted to shade that cop so bad ugh she’s so real 

Thanks for asking, that's lovely  My life is going well. Now onto your question - someone actually tried sending me a phishing link, asking if it's a snippet of a song from the album. I would never click an unknown link willingly so everything is fine, I just found it weird and was not expecting something like that here. My intentions are not filled with any malice, I'm a genuine longtime Lana fan and I just wanted to share what I know and what I find exciting to say to you, fellow stans.
Joke's on them though, I didn't have to click the message to read it, it was visible on my e-mail. Not today, Satan!  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS ROCKEFELLERS REUNITE AND REINFORCE 

But I thought Kintsugi was a bare piano-only ballad with Lana barely opening her mouth? Hmm...

No promo, no announcement, no nothing and still that account managed to get 500K followers in two days. She owns the gays. 

it was prob always intended for this era to truly start around this time but our petty queen just wanted to shade that cop so bad ugh she’s so real 

it was prob always intended for this era to truly start around this time but our petty queen just wanted to shade that cop so bad ugh she’s so real 

i've been lurking for a few months without actually ever saying anything lol. but i fear that something big is coming so i will now be entering my Active era hiiiii everyone

it was prob always intended for this era to truly start around this time but our petty queen just wanted to shade that cop so bad ugh she’s so real 

it was prob always intended for this era to truly start around this time but our petty queen just wanted to shade that cop so bad ugh she’s so real 

it was prob always intended for this era to truly start around this time but our petty queen just wanted to shade that cop so bad ugh she’s so real 

it was prob always intended for this era to truly start around this time but our petty queen just wanted to shade that cop so bad ugh she’s so real 

it was prob always intended for this era to truly start around this time but our petty queen just wanted to shade that cop so bad ugh she’s so real 

it was prob always intended for this era to truly start around this time but our petty queen just wanted to shade that cop so bad ugh she’s so real