Nevermind

Tibetan throat singing
 

thank u the guard at my mental ward took a toilet break so i ran to the computer and conducted the blurry tracklist research ! <3

Every time I take a break from this thread for a day or more, I always come back confused about what everyone is talking about, what is news and what is made-up to pass the time and have a laugh. 

Why tell us that you have the things and if you aren’t going to show us the things 

we’re ending the “tracklist is out there” allegations right now right here because i want to sleep tonight
 
someone is making fun of us and wants us to lose our minds looking for it
 
enough
 
the songs are registered as “track x” everywhere and will be updated on the day of the release
 
they even made effort to blank it out on lana’s official site. This shows they really took careful measure this time to make sure we don’t get the info that’s not supposed to be out. 
 
its only stored on ahamusic because its safe there since its impossible for us to guess the link or acess it at all without a snippet
 
the tracklist is not out there. Period

When Ben cuffs me for allegedly sharing info about LDR9 and I can sing Playing Dangerous to him 

when Lana samples “Kanye West is blond and gone” on a loop for Track 16

you just dont get it 

if those are the lyrics to A&W I'm changing my name
seriously, they make no sense and don't sound conversational at all 

hold on i just saw the original post  
“the tracklist is out there!!!!!! Keep looking and ask your friends to help..👀 think hard” the insiders are trying to make us lose friends now  bitch this isn’t an easter egg hunt

yes because it was made by AI lana chat 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CkRt8ISvpMh/ this caption on rob's ig 
 
also why do his captions always sound like Lana songs? 
Extraordinary moments captured…at Olive Garden
Out on the Pacific Ocean yesterday…sunset and heading back to port
It’s so hot out here the Hollywood sign may burst into flames
Beautiful late summer scene with Goldenrod gently moving in a warm mountain breeze…but fall is just a whisper away
Distant fireworks across Narragansett Bay at sunset…
At the helm of a Hunter 36’ sloop on Narragansett Bay, RI…the 15 knot winds to our back…racing a thunderstorm home

like 5% of the times. which still isn't a 0%. there is hope. (there is not).

it’s a homeless camp at best 

days are getting exponentially longer and drier 
maybe i should just get something to do until march 10 other than refresh this thread every 2 hours

good im not the only one who loves the picasso line

It’s a camp and I love that 

Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Boulevard and Lana forgot about that ? 

Fuck The Turtles would be great song title

the fact that without the Hola TV interview there would have been literally nothing to prepare us for the DYK song release…. I hope one of you is constantly refreshing Spotify cuz something could happen at any time girlies 
 
 

You turntabling hipsters get all the fun with the vinyl variants. I'm just holding out hope Lana put out more CD versions for pre-order (and fuck the turtles!)—
 
Standard artwork

 
 
Retail exclusive (e.g. Target, HMV, Fnac)

 
Note: This variant exists and available for pre-order via retail websites.
 
 
Amazon exclusive

 
 
Indie exclusive (e.g. Urban Outfitters, Spin Me Record, Rollin' Records, RSD)

 
 
Webstore exclusive (Universal Music online store)

I got my clown dress on tonight (I knew I would but for once I wish something could come of the delusions)

we’ve been right 43 times in 10 years. Those are pretty good odds 

When you click the Spotify link it takes me to Radio on the paradise edition lmao
The Spotify link takes you to Fingertips by Tom Gregory lol

Im still a Pad Thai truther