Stoned Mary in the Garden

Maybe I’m, just stoned Mary in the garden… again.

imagine being early, excited to be the first person to show off the dress you think ATE, only to read this 💀💀

or fashion is just dead 

This is the only one I’ve really liked so far but also can’t breathe bc of how tiny the chest area is. Why??? 

Okay realistically I think the GOOD looks are coming later. The best looks never show up first. They’re lowering our expectations so we’ll be gagged once the REAL looks come in… or something 

Okay realistically I think the GOOD looks are coming later. The best looks never show up first. They’re lowering our expectations so we’ll be gagged once the REAL looks come in… or something 

Okay realistically I think the GOOD looks are coming later. The best looks never show up first. They’re lowering our expectations so we’ll be gagged once the REAL looks come in… or something 

Okay realistically I think the GOOD looks are coming later. The best looks never show up first. They’re lowering our expectations so we’ll be gagged once the REAL looks come in… or something 

Okay realistically I think the GOOD looks are coming later. The best looks never show up first. They’re lowering our expectations so we’ll be gagged once the REAL looks come in… or something 

Okay realistically I think the GOOD looks are coming later. The best looks never show up first. They’re lowering our expectations so we’ll be gagged once the REAL looks come in… or something 

I forgot how fun it was to be a hater 

Most of these outfits I’d expect at regular red carpets like the Oscar’s not the MET gala 

Sand Dress is Beautiful 

giving ripped toilet paper

they mean: Demi Moore
my brain: “Demi Movato” 

Plssss the girls are so 

 
They need to breathe!!!

Someone said they didn't recognize Jenna Ortega because of bangs and I thought they were referring to this photo and I was so confused dghdfchcg

OMG!!!!
 

This is the only one I’ve really liked so far but also can’t breathe bc of how tiny the chest area is. Why??? 

Why is Gracie Abrams dressed like Jackie Kennedy’s reanimated corpse. 

i'm kinda sick of pretending she's "famous"
 
to me, she's kind of the epitome of a nepo baby (no offence to anyone who likes her music). i've tried w her but it's just... boring. 

 
 like- how is this even an album cover????

This is the only one I’ve really liked so far but also can’t breathe bc of how tiny the chest area is. Why??? 

This is the only one I’ve really liked so far but also can’t breathe bc of how tiny the chest area is. Why??? 

wowwww this dress

All the white, black, and red is driving me insane