valley of the dolls

Truly a for the history books look. Best dressed of the entire gala.
 
I know Anna Wintour is GAGGED.

Genuinely incredible she has been giving southern gothic vibes Kinda lately

To be fair, if I starved myself for likely a few weeks, shoved my body into that corset, and then showed up just to be outshined by someone who probably blew a cherry flavored vape cloud in my face on the drive over - and for my entire appearance with her to be overshadowed by some lady who's probably at home with her cats, unaware of what's going on - i'd be dying inside too. 

Oh we are definitely getting some after-party looks too

I've said this before and I'll say it again: she truly understood the assignment and is one of the best looks of the night. I'm still taken aback by her beauty. That's why they call her Lanita ~

Beauty and the Beast. 

THE WAY SHE LOOKS LIKE A FAIRYTALE BUT DECAYING BUT BEAUTIFUL OMG

Kim looks really weird 😭 She genuinely looks like she is about to pass out and die 

Lana and Kim -
 

Let me guess the cities:
-Casper, Wyoming
-Rutland, Vermont
-Chamberlain, South Dakota
-Talladega, Alabama
-Nome, Alaska
-Susanville, California
Oh and her one Canadian date:
-Bathurst, New Brunswick

i actually wrote a paper in college about how the Kardashian's represent so much of the decay in our society and I'm 2 seconds away from posting it on here. 

LANA CONFIRMED CHUCK PHOTOSHOOT PRE MET GALA

the face card is insane also like....

SHES INSANE FOR THIS

Her dress and headpiece is very much giving the idea of idea of "going back to your roots" for Garden of Time omg she slayed the theme so hard

I honestly thought she was wearing crocs when I first saw those shoe pics 

the rose being fixed to her hand is such a supreme detail

hooves for the shoes…ok

MY VAGINA IS SHAKING LANA IS HERE
 

Going back to her ROOTS… Lasso is coming 

the on theme gaggery....

Peeeta the horse is here realness

I would not wanna be on the carpet the same time as Lana bc you already know she’s about to overthrow everyone and serve looks 

i keep getting jump scared thinking alexandria daddario is lana

THE LANA MENTION