sailormari

Perfect description of events.

I don't want to be like those conspiracy theorists, but... Didn't a Grammy voter say he didn't vote for her because of the SNL performance?  we know Lana likes to hold a grudge...

lol yes they looked so into. did she just go to a biker bar and invite them like who are they!

jealous girl intro
 

After that 40+ minutes of pretty much just piano ballads I was almost ready to hand in my stan card….. bitch you’re the headliner at coachella 

NAH when the Burnt Norton Interlude came on I was like finally honeymoon song next then nope. I was waiting for “all the lights in Miami” 

despite all of the sound and setlist issues that was a motherfucking gag idc, I'm literally floored right now. she looked so 2011/2012 that it was just kind of a surreal feeling to see it. like she had entered a time machine and transported herself to 2024 straight from that time, so I caught myself getting a bit emotional multiple times because I really got to be her fan for that long and it made me realize how time really does fly.
the entrance and the exit were fucking iconic and for the books. I will never recover from them  and ofc the glam team, styling team, stage design team, the pole dancers, the backup dancers, the background singers, the band... every one of them did their parts so well

snl inspired hope into A&W was the kind of things one of us dreams about and writes down here and is called delulu
 
honestly that part conceptually is so profound im crying leave me alone

so why play bartender the grants nfr and arcadia for the millionth time for the biggest festival on the planet ? those are NOT hits nor are they upbeat songs. i literally don’t know what it will take for the setlist to change 

cinnamon girl would have stopped time 
high by the beach or MTWBT would have
devoured
thunder/dealer would have shook the earth 

Okay but fr can we acknowledge what an unbelievably stunning voice billie has good lord I was mystified 

unfortunately that is true but the thing is lana HAS the material, she just doesn't want to do it live 

Humiliating that Billie was effortlessly singing pitch perfect notes while fucking around, as Lana struggled to JUST get words out of her mouth during literally every song 

It is technically her job to entertain the crowd. the audience also can't really get hype on a bunch of acoustic deep cuts

all I can focus on is ur username im crying
 
I do agree lana is authentic to herself and that's amazing but coachella does cost the attendees a small fortune so I think some level of disappointment is valid, there's definitely some dramatics though

Why is she acting like say yes to heaven doesn’t exist 

but her body-ody was tea

not singing diet mountain dew at coachella is criminal…..
 
and radio too! 

Can we get Byron up a little?

feeling her shake the nerves off a bit during the ride monologue and then watching her deliver the song so beautifully in front of that crowd made me so emotional 

I’m just saying I’m glad I watched this from my bed and not from a cold desert floor with a twink screaming about Billie in my ear 

seriously I need Lana’s team to hit me up and let me come up with her setlist…. Bc at this point… I actually don’t feel the drive to go to another Lana show ever & im literally a hardcore stan…

She use to be, . But last time I've seen that energy was the Endless Summer tour unfortunately, that's just my opinion 

The issue is that her team overhyped this so we were waiting for something new and/or shocking. She did have multiple guests, that was not a lie and there were “new” songs mixed in (basically the Jealous Girl intro??) and we don’t know the exact words Ben used in that convo with a fan. And there were rumours about an announcement but I’m not sure where that came from, but if she has one then next weekend is probably better for that?
 
But I honestly think the crowd looked bored for the most part, they’ve been there all day and she then plays some of her slowest songs at midnight
 
I will be watching again next week, I hope she has a different setlist planned. The Lasso imagery on that UMG live chat has me hopeful still