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it's actually so funny to watch y'all believe this shit 

Aight, I'm logging out for a good hour and gonna touch grass. If it's true, I'm so sad about Henry. Manifesting it still to be on Lasso

Let's just remember you can hang out and have a coffee with a friend!  and also you can hold hands with a friend before a concert - doesn't have to mean 100% they're dating (even though I personally don't care and just hope that she's happy and treated well)

Let's just remember you can hang out and have a coffee with a friend!  and also you can hold hands with a friend before a concert - doesn't have to mean 100% they're dating (even though I personally don't care and just hope that she's happy and treated well)

Let's just remember you can hang out and have a coffee with a friend!  and also you can hold hands with a friend before a concert - doesn't have to mean 100% they're dating (even though I personally don't care and just hope that she's happy and treated well)

Brat (Charli XCX) - 67
Hit me hard and soft (Billie Eilish) - 33

Let's just remember you can hang out and have a coffee with a friend!  and also you can hold hands with a friend before a concert - doesn't have to mean 100% they're dating (even though I personally don't care and just hope that she's happy and treated well)

Brat (Charli XCX) - 67
Hit me hard and soft (Billie Eilish) - 33

Let's just remember you can hang out and have a coffee with a friend!  and also you can hold hands with a friend before a concert - doesn't have to mean 100% they're dating (even though I personally don't care and just hope that she's happy and treated well)

Brat Made Me Hard And Soft

Let's just remember you can hang out and have a coffee with a friend!  and also you can hold hands with a friend before a concert - doesn't have to mean 100% they're dating (even though I personally don't care and just hope that she's happy and treated well)

Let's just remember you can hang out and have a coffee with a friend!  and also you can hold hands with a friend before a concert - doesn't have to mean 100% they're dating (even though I personally don't care and just hope that she's happy and treated well)

I don't really care about which guys she is dating or I don't really care about how these guys look like either. I'm here for the "gossip", like I'm lowkey interested in how they met and cute couple photos like these ones. Obviously the most important thing is the personality that he won't hurt her and treats her right. But I haven't read all the comments about him on social media but as far as I have read some, isn't this like classic "stan Twitter" dark humor? Like there are comments like these about other celebrities boyfriends as well like Travis Kelce or Barry Keoghan. But obviously they are people after all and I understand why these comments might hurt them (but I'm 99% sure that they don't give a fuck what people think about them). I don't think that people commenting these mean that seriously, they're just using that weird, maybe satiric, dark Twitter humor. But if people really mean all of these things that they're ugly or awful or shitty then they're most likely jealous and need to touch grass because (especially young people's) parasocial relationships with celebrities are really weird. It would be the funniest thing ever though if it turns out that they were not dating at all...

idgaf
 
edit: I’m saying her taste in men is aggressively heterosexual, as in Lana herself is aggressively heterosexual. I’m not saying the guys she’s dated are aggressively heterosexual. But either way it’s Not that serious 

Agreed! I've seen people on Twitter complaining about his looks and saying she's becoming the new Selena Gomez when it comes to her taste in men and I'm like:
Like, why are you all complaining about this? It's fucking ridiculous. I don't even engage with this sort of content because I can recognize ragebait for miles and I'm not going to waste my precious time giving attention to these people. In my opinion, as long as he treats her well, makes her feel loved as she desires to be loved and treats her with respect, I'm fine with her choice. I hope she has lots of fun with him - if it's actually confirmed by her that they're dating - I hope she spoils her like the diva she is because that's what she deserves.

"doesn't matter how old he is...if u can't call him daddy now n then" 

When the surprise is "next single in the next few months before the end of the year: an exclusive mix of soft rock, country, Americana, southern gothic sound for Lana del Rey"

"doesn't matter how old he is...if u can't call him daddy now n then" 

"doesn't matter how old he is...if u can't call him daddy now n then" 

"doesn't matter how old he is...if u can't call him daddy now n then" 

I knew it! They’ve met in march 2019 when lana went boating with her friends in louisiana you guys… do you remember? Im too lazy to link a picture, but lana wore all black with her hair tied to the back

at least he’s probably Interesting & adventurous 
 
he likely doesn’t care about any status or fame or being approved by society. 
- he seems happy wrestling alligators & being in nature in the bayou it’s kinda cute and very unique lol

"doesn't matter how old he is...if u can't call him daddy now n then" 

we've been here before
 

Idk how else to explain but her taste in men is very aggressively heterosexual and I mean that in the most neutral way possible. Like y’know how people say everyone’s a little gay, Lana’s taste in men makes me think she leans more towards 0%.