trust no terrence

It will be a cold day in hell when this thread is hot for a valid reason

It’s my first time being part of a Lana album pre-release, and I’m already traumatized

white hot forever 

white hot forever 

And yet again we're hot for nothing

Well historically, asking her directly isn’t even confirmation. Elle talked to her in May and she said it was still coming this year and…well 
 
the only time I trust a Lana release date is when it’s coming from her label, and even then it could pull a tunnel and get delayed 

Honestly if I were  a journalist I'd ask, but I'd be terrified of her answer 'cause it would either be "What is Lasso?" or "Yeah, sep 2034", or she would throw plates at me 

I wish those journalists asked better questions (like the NME one in May and the Vogue one in August), it's sometimes good to be straightforward and ask:
LANA,
IS
LASSO
OUT
IN
SEPTEMBER?

Honesty it’s not a Lana era without pushback.
 
Tropico kept being out “soon”, she said UV would be out in May, Lust For Life was never ‘officially’ delayed but it also had a heavily rumored date until her “July 21st fam” tweet, NFR was ‘top of the year’ and then in March it was “who knows when it’ll be out”, COTCC was September, Rock Candy Sweet was both June and July, and even Tunnel was delayed two weeks. 
 
The only album of hers to not be given a fake/speculated date is Honeymoon 
 
hopefully when we get our single(s) this year it comes with some info. It’s gonna be hella annoying to get two singles LMLYLAW style with no further info 

i was already traumatized as a lurker during the blue banisters pre-release era, i remember the thread was renamed back to pre-pre-release thread or something  but not gonna lie i enjoyed all of this, as annoying that might be without any info. it's the chaos that makes it interesting - the chaos of dreams and delusions and (fake) insiders and tracklists and jokes

It’s my first time being part of a Lana album pre-release, and I’m already traumatized

if u not here for the long run, u not here for the LB experience 😔

This thread still saying Out September 2024 is so funny, imagine being a casual fan stumbling across this site and seeing that and getting so excited for a moment 
 
Perhaps Elle really does know something we don't 
 

It’s my first time being part of a Lana album pre-release, and I’m already traumatized

It’s my first time being part of a Lana album pre-release, and I’m already traumatized

Same here, I'm scared 

obviously, what lana wanted to announced in february is that she will announce an album called lasso in September! Not that the album is coming in September! 

I’m so fucking bored. At least during NFR pre-release I could play cinnamon and happiness snippets on repeat. 

600 pages of hope and dreams and pure delusion is hardly nothing 

it's a way to keep us hooked "don't forget me..." yeah... 

It’s my first time being part of a Lana album pre-release, and I’m already traumatized

it's a way to keep us hooked "don't forget me..." yeah... 

It’s my first time being part of a Lana album pre-release, and I’m already traumatized

It’s my first time being part of a Lana album pre-release, and I’m already traumatized

yep - when she was interviewed she was like “the music business has gone gone country” then she gone gone away 
ngl atp I think this is a marketing strategy, she’ll string us along with scraps so she can keep our guard up for months on end while she does whatever it is that she’s doing. Tbh it works because look at us clowns