Lanas Candy Necklace

the time is 5:00pm gmt, the sun flickers through the thick cloud. you refresh lanas webstore hoping for the 7" pre-order. your screen freezes. it comes alive and the words-
 
'QUAVO. LDR. THE NEW ALBUM. PRE-ORDER NOW'
 
appear on your display. you are stunned, gagged, gooped even. you muster up the strength to hit play on their new hit TOUGH! you hear a guitar led intro followed by the dirtiest sluttiest trap beat you have ever heard 
 

It’s Lana’s interview in May about how everything is in God’s timing 

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT IS HAPPENING

I can only think of Cupcakke when I see smack 

So this is turning out to be a Clayton collab album oh it’s not too late to scrap this

WHAT IS THE FUCKING TIKTOK ABOUT. I DON'T HAVE TIKTOK SO I CAN'T SEE IT

the way she can not do one single release normally for the life of her never ceases to amaze me

Wait, what is songs of smack, who made up that ugly title?

ive been working today what happened

Idk guys I still have a feeling an album is coming sometime soon, maybe spring/summer next year

i bet the song will be out 20 mins early on apple music like they used too be 😭

What is happening I’m so late to the party

1 Hour left in this Tough-less world 

we're getting Blue Banisters 2.0 i fear

FOR REAL everyone is calling it that so I just said that

God imagine we get Lasso and Clay has more writing credits than anyone else on the album 

Mods move this to the lasso thread  
LASSO IS ALIVE AND BREATHING 

Then we celebrate! I’m so sick of seeing “The Mirror” used as the title when we KNOW a troll account is the one who made it up. Seeing ‘The Mirror’ has annoyed me more than the ‘who’s song is this’ discourse 

LASSO IS ALIVE 

noon

What time does this come out est? 

the new era upon us

when it turns out it's a typo and it's supposed to be "On God, Slut Time"
the follow up to American Whore wbk