Say Yes to Heaven

Confessional:
So shaken up I forgot…
Love, Jane 

Confessional:
So shaken up I forgot…
Love, Jane 

Confessional:
So shaken up I forgot…
Love, Jane 

Confessional:
So shaken up I forgot…
Love, Jane 

BREAKING NEWS
 
In a dramatic turn of events at the LanaBoards Next Top Model contest, a rejected contestant caused a stir as she forcefully entered the premises and allegedly harassed one of the contestants. Security personnel intervened, escorting this woman off the premises. 
 
According to eyewitnesses, this woman barged into the venue during a crucial stage of the competition, hurling insults and accusations at one of the contestants, claiming she had stolen her spot. 
 
This unexpected disruption has sent shockwaves through the fashion industry, prompting discussions about the need for increased security measures at high-profile events. As the America's Next Top Model contest resumes, contestants and organizers alike are left grappling with the aftermath of this unsettling incident.
 
TMZ has released their mugshot here:
 

 

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Welcome back models. 
I hope your entrance into the LNTM house was not too hectic for all of you.
 
You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme  of "CAMP COUTURE"
 
Me and @Rorman Nockwell reviewed all of your submissions 
Some of you presented us with grace, some didn't get it, and some people just looked a plain old mess.
 
I have 16 beautiful women standing before me, but only 14 photos in my hand. 
That's right, two of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 14 photos will represent the 14 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
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Miranda Cosgrove ( @lmdr )
You are this week's winner! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls.
Please DM me who you would like to sabotage. 
 
Critiques:
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Kate Bush
You are this weeks runner-up!
This means you are protected from sabotage.
 
Critiques:
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Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Anya-Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton )
You are still in the running.
 
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Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing )
You are still in the running.
 
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Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You are still in the running.
 
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Tinashe ( @TheBoss )
You are still in the running.
 
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Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue)
You are still in the running.
 
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Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
You are still in the running.
 
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Jane Fonda ( @Say Yes to Heaven)
You are still in the running.
 
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Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
You are still in the running.
 
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Beyonce ( @keps2013)
Megan Thee Stallion ( @DemonMic2003)
Britney Spears ( @bia)
You are the bottom three of this week. Two of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge...
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 
Goodnight ladies.

 
Also, feel free to look at everyone's submitted photos on Page 1 of this thread!
 

Hello to all, it is I, Jane Fonda. For my look, I wanted to go with an homage to my personal career by combining various items into one cohesive and summer-y outfit.

Firstly, my hair is very reminiscent of my acrobatic era, paired with a leotard under everything for some under the cover shade #trees
Seconadly, I topped my hair with my very own personal hat which I also wore for my movie 9 to  5 featuring the lovely dolly Parton and Lily Tomlin and speaking of the lovely Lily Tomlin whom I adore I stole one of her cardigan shawls from the set of Grace and Frankie (which also had RuPaul , one of the contestants here, hello Ru.) and I modified it by cutting it up into a cut little crop top moment. 

My earrings come straight from the set of Monster in Law, I was gifted them by the director after my character wore them and Jennifer lopez was really mad becuase she did not recieve gifts in the same fashion as I did but thats what happens when you're a fraud and I'm a beauty maker. 

This skirt here is just from Target but it reminded me of my role in Klute, where I was a fashion queen so I put that on it too and also found a telephone with a cord to give some homage to that film............................................... The gun is from Barbarella where I was a beauty queen but in space. Thanks all hope to see who wins this week , possibly me if it is me then thats great but if it isnt im Not mad . 





Love, Jane .

3 Hours left for submission 
 
@keps2013 @TheBoss
 
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TALES FROM THE LNTM HOUSE
(Simulated)
 
Lizzy Grant: Lizzy feels overshadowed by the more extravagant personalities in the competition. She struggles to find her voice and style amidst the flamboyance of her fellow contestants, leading to self-doubt and insecurity.
Naomi Campbell: Naomi, accustomed to being the center of attention, clashes with Lady Gaga over creative differences during a photo shoot challenge. Their egos collide as they each insist on their vision, causing tension and drama on set.
Miranda Cosgrove: Miranda becomes the target of jealousy from some of the other contestants who perceive her as having an unfair advantage due to her previous acting career. They spread rumors about her being favored by the judges, creating a rift within the group.
Lady Gaga: Lady Gaga's avant-garde style clashes with the more traditional tastes of Kate Moss during a styling challenge. Kate criticizes Gaga's outfit choices, leading to a heated argument that spills over into backstage drama.
Kate Moss: Kate, known for her sharp tongue, finds herself at odds with RuPaul after making a cutting remark during a critique session. RuPaul, unimpressed by Kate's attitude, delivers some tough feedback that leaves her fuming and defensive.
RuPaul: RuPaul faces criticism from Tinashe and Lana Del Rey, who accuse him of favoritism towards certain contestants. They confront RuPaul about his impartiality, sparking a debate about fairness and integrity in the competition.
Tinashe: Tinashe clashes with Kate Bush over creative differences during the challenge. 
Kate Bush: Kate Bush feels alienated from the younger contestants and struggles to connect with them on a personal level. Her reserved nature leads to misunderstandings and tensions within the group dynamics.
Lana Del Rey: Lana becomes the target of Mitski's passive-aggressive comments and subtle sabotage attempts. 
Beyoncé: Beyoncé must navigate the drama carefully to maintain her own position in the competition.
Mitski: Mitski's intense perfectionism causes friction with the fellow girls in the house, she tells them it's not a sorority, it's a competition. 
Britney Spears: Britney's fragile emotional state becomes a point of concern for the other contestants and the judges. Her struggles with confidence and anxiety manifest in erratic behavior, creating tension and drama in the competition.
Jane Fonda: Jane clashes with Charli XCX over their conflicting ideas about feminism and empowerment during a discussion about their inspirations. Their heated debate spills over into a confrontation, revealing deeper ideological differences.
Charli XCX: Charli's brash personality rubs some of the other contestants the wrong way, particularly Anya Taylor Joy, who finds her outspokenness abrasive. Their clashes escalate into a feud, with both refusing to back down.
Anya Taylor Joy: Anya feels isolated from the rest of the group due to her reserved nature and British upbringing. She struggles to connect with her fellow contestants, leading to feelings of loneliness and alienation.
Megan Thee Stallion: Megan's attitude is not well liked by some of the girls in the house. She believes it's jealously.

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little do they know that... trailer trash is the epitome of camp...
 
  
 

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I have officially arrived, riding on my cloud of purple sludge. Good luck, angels! Some of you will need it...
 

You all look beautiful! I think we ALL have that Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent that Miss Lohan is looking for…
 
 

Hello all my darlings of Lanaboards, it is I, Lady Gaga, Mother monster, Queen of all gaggery, arriving *fashionably* late to the show 
 
Everyone knows me for my avant garde looks, so who better to represent the camp couture category than
the queen of camp herself  
I radiate glamour in every aspect as many are aware 

I arrived in an extravagant hot pink dress as the judges and fellow contestants watched. Wearing a matching bow to honor from the creator of bows herself, miss Lana del rey. Had to make a large bow to match my flamboyant dress. 
I would like to thank all my little monsters, the judges, and fellow contestants
xoxo, gaga 

Hello to all, it is I, Jane Fonda. For my look, I wanted to go with an homage to my personal career by combining various items into one cohesive and summer-y outfit.

Firstly, my hair is very reminiscent of my acrobatic era, paired with a leotard under everything for some under the cover shade #trees
Seconadly, I topped my hair with my very own personal hat which I also wore for my movie 9 to  5 featuring the lovely dolly Parton and Lily Tomlin and speaking of the lovely Lily Tomlin whom I adore I stole one of her cardigan shawls from the set of Grace and Frankie (which also had RuPaul , one of the contestants here, hello Ru.) and I modified it by cutting it up into a cut little crop top moment. 

My earrings come straight from the set of Monster in Law, I was gifted them by the director after my character wore them and Jennifer lopez was really mad becuase she did not recieve gifts in the same fashion as I did but thats what happens when you're a fraud and I'm a beauty maker. 

This skirt here is just from Target but it reminded me of my role in Klute, where I was a fashion queen so I put that on it too and also found a telephone with a cord to give some homage to that film............................................... The gun is from Barbarella where I was a beauty queen but in space. Thanks all hope to see who wins this week , possibly me if it is me then thats great but if it isnt im Not mad . 





Love, Jane .