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I can’t believe this bitch is gonna drop the al boom so close to when my seasonal depression hits. She wants to kill me.
 
A murderer, literally a murderer

guys, I think she will only drop HIAB as the lead single because she has that boring video already filmed. After that, maybe she's gonna release only the audio of another track (most likely NFR) with the pre-order and then the album. She's already released 3 songs off the album, she won't release any more than 1 or 2 songs before the album. So I'm assuming once she announces that lead single, everything is gonna go quite fast, sort of like Honeymoon. Something is for sure gonna come towards the end of this month/very early august.
Y'all just have to wait.

OPPALENCE! WE. DON'T. OWN. ANYTHING!

You would think that if she drops a song anytime soon, it'd be accompanied by some sort of statement about the album ... possibly even the release date. Like, if I know the album is 100% coming soon after the song then I will stream the fuck out of the song because I'm a fucking sucker with no self-control
 
It'd be weird to just go, "here's a song, bitches" and not say anything else although that's absolutely something she would do
 
I'm still hopeful that the pastel chalk, Malibu beach and the pretty meadow from the makeup artist's stories had something to do with an album trailer or MV.

Well, I think she's taking surfing lessons. Going by her driving, she'll probably paddle into a current, end up in Japan, never leave Japan because it's the home of matcha, and we'll never get NFR, just a J-Pop album in 2022. 

Are we really complaining about this now?
 
Be thankful she's ditched her black adidas leggings and actually put on some beautiful dresses, cause god knows she has a collection of colourful leggings that she can ruin her white dresses with just to give you some colours. 

Lana liked my tweet a couple days ago so im glad i have her annual validation that i still exist to her    
i miss when she was interactive with us like on live streams etc. hopefully she'll be like that again once the era starts up

Apparently no

wtf, chill out

Girl take a deep breath nd relax

Idk gays I feel like we may get something today

inb4 she doesn't say anything about the album at her show tomorrow 

Nan, she’ll be say something super vague tomorrow about NFR and we’ll need at least 40 pages to say we hate her

Lock this thread

Lana is giving me really bad mento eelness 

i made us a uniform guys 
 

 
https://www.redbubble.com/people/myspidersdead/works/39874234-clown-school?asc=u&p=mens-premium-t-shirt&rel=carousel

Uhmm where tf is the Charlie’s Angels track

Dear sweet god I don’t believe in, please let this mean something.

Is that why her most recent releases were a jazz album, a country album, and a duet album with Bradley Cooper?
 
Stan BANKS and Kim Petras instead! 

The hair parted in the middle took me OUT

B - bitch
 
O - over
 
R - rat
 
E - evil
 
D - die

when will people be over her? I am a Hater
 
 

Imagine if she re-shot HIAB just to include her LA girlfriends ...

Yes, the circumstantial evidence is piling up:
 
- Oversensitive, blocking makeup artist's posts
- Went back to LA when it would've made more sense to stay in Europe
- Is in Malibu, where the makeup artist was "on set"
- Camera emoji
- One of those dudes is a film director and another is an actor
- At some point bitch has to do something
 
We don't have proof beyond reasonable doubt, but most of us aren't reasonable so that's okay.