Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Beautiful Loser 48,823]

just keep saying it... and maybe you'll convince hope

I mean, we all want it but who knows, maybe it’ll get mediocre reviews in the end sksjsjsk

[Creyk 11,699]

If the album trailer is in the same vein as the MAC/VB videos she can keep it 

After all this wait I am sure she will give us something much better.

[LanaDelove 33]

After all this wait I am sure she will give us something much better.

 

I mean are we really sure about that???

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

I'm not even expecting an album trailer this time around tbh...

[ijustwantedtorevivetheforum 1,728]

how many months before the release does she normally drop her album teasers ?

[Rorman Nockwell 56,710]

She writes the lyrics though; her cowriter usually just writes the chord progression 

 

Yeah what I meant was her songs likely evolve when she's working with someone else. Like I'm not doubting that she writes the lyrics, but she likely changes those lyrics up sometimes suit chords, etc ... there's some outside influence there.

 

Whereas the poems seem very raw and drafty.

[ultrababy 3,445]

I don’t even care about the album anymore just scrap this shit and move on

[AkaLizzy 85]

Lots of people mentioning a summer or autumn release... What makes you thinks there’s even an album anymore?

[GeminiLanaFan 49,031]

I think we have to remember MAC, VB, and Hope aren't going to be on the album (supposedly). I'm sure I saw that HIB is going to be the first official single from the album the other's were just songs she wanted to put out

 

My sweet summer child, you still have a lot to learn lol

Seriously, at this point, the only certainties we have have come from sources outside of her. When Hope was released, so was this official press release from Universal, stating that Hope, VB and Mariners were fan tracks, that the lead was coming soon (it was never named). And many read that the tracks will be on NFR.

http://www.umusic.ca/press-releases/84263/ 

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

Lots of people mentioning a summer or autumn release... What makes you thinks there’s even an album anymore?

 

Honestly I'm starting to think it's scrapped. I know people will say "but her poetry book is obv coming first" but like...surely Lana herself would feel that the album is aging already and she's moving onto the next one in terms of writing/planning or whatever it is. She works fast. I wouldn't be surprised at all at this point.

[GeminiLanaFan 49,031]

Honestly I'm starting to think it's scrapped. I know people will say "but her poetry book is obv coming first" but like...surely Lana herself would feel that the album is aging already and she's moving onto the next one in terms of writing/planning or whatever it is. She works fast. I wouldn't be surprised at all at this point.

 

 

Lots of people mentioning a summer or autumn release... What makes you thinks there’s even an album anymore?

 

Ok, we have reached a new low. I won't say anything else. 

[domandapiano 12,099]

If the album was scrapped they would probably make a statement about it, yeah? There would be literally zero sense in trying to secretly toss out an album that has been talked about by Lana and by music publications repeatedly. It would just make more sense to tell people so they can move on.

 

Also has Jack Antonoff ever said anything about the album?

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

Ok, we have reached a new low. I won't say anything else. 

 

It's not far fetched, though. By the time we get the album, VB and MAC will be 7 months to (possibly) a year old. It's not exactly good to put old songs on a brand new album. I don't know why anyone would think that's a good idea. And if it's not scrapped, it's possible Lana is tweaking some things, wether it be the tracklist, the cover, or taking out old songs and writing new ones.  

[GeminiLanaFan 49,031]

If the album was scrapped they would probably make a statement about it, yeah? There would be literally zero sense in trying to secretly toss out an album that has been talked about by Lana and by music publications repeatedly. It would just make more sense to tell people so they can move on.

 

Also has Jack Antonoff ever said anything about the album?

 

He publishes only when a single is out. Probably out of respect for her. 

When MAC came out, he published a picture of her recording the track, he tweeted how and when Hope was made, etc. 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,710]

If the album was scrapped they would probably make a statement about it, yeah? There would be literally zero sense in trying to secretly toss out an album that has been talked about by Lana and by music publications repeatedly. It would just make more sense to tell people so they can move on.

 

Also has Jack Antonoff ever said anything about the album?

 

... OK this is pretty far-fetched but I've been dying to type it.

 

What if ... Lana and Jack had a thing ... and they broke up? It would explain the dead silence from both of them, her managers' contradicting each other/Lana, and the delay.

 

And when I say it would explain the delay, I mean - if they are no longer on good terms - they might want some time before it drops .. or they might even have been told to fix/add something, and they need time before they feel comfortable working together again, etc. 

 

I also immediately thought of him when she wrote that poem about "Joe" and his "brown eyes".

 

It'd explain why she seemed so enthused about this album and then just went silent. I mean she probably is with that other actor guy now but it doesn't mean she wasn't with Jack.

 

(Captain's Log, Page 1552: people start really making stuff up to justify)

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

Poor Jack

 

not that he worked that hard judging from hope's production

 

...but still

[GeminiLanaFan 49,031]

... OK this is pretty far-fetched but I've been dying to type it.

 

What if ... Lana and Jack had a thing ... and they broke up? It would explain the dead silence from both of them, her managers' contradicting each other/Lana, and the delay.

 

And when I say it would explain the delay, I mean - if they are no longer on good terms - they might want some time before it drops .. or they might even have been told to fix/add something, and they need time before they feel comfortable working together again, etc.

 

I also immediately thought of him when she wrote that poem about "Joe" and his "brown eyes".

 

It'd explain why she seemed so enthused about this album and then just went silent. I mean she probably is with that other actor guy now but it doesn't mean she wasn't with Jack.

 

(Captain's Log, Page 1552: people start really making stuff up to justify)

Jack doesn’t have the « bad guy » aura she loves. I love your theory though. I’d love it to be true haha! And we could add some up by saying that she met the actor she’s been apparently seeing for the last few months (can’t remember his name) and she couldn’t decide between the good and the bad guy...

[Barry 5,934]

... OK this is pretty far-fetched but I've been dying to type it.

 

What if ... Lana and Jack had a thing ... and they broke up? It would explain the dead silence from both of them, her managers' contradicting each other/Lana, and the delay.

 

And when I say it would explain the delay, I mean - if they are no longer on good terms - they might want some time before it drops .. or they might even have been told to fix/add something, and they need time before they feel comfortable working together again, etc. 

 

I also immediately thought of him when she wrote that poem about "Joe" and his "brown eyes".

 

It'd explain why she seemed so enthused about this album and then just went silent. I mean she probably is with that other actor guy now but it doesn't mean she wasn't with Jack.

 

(Captain's Log, Page 1552: people start really making stuff up to justify)

 

Could have conspiracy theores based on anything though.

 

I read on here the other day someone saying she's lazy and doesnt want to learn the new songs to perform at these summer festivals and shows she is doing and it also makes sense to me, especially as she mentioned how she was going to be cancelling some shows but then never did - she cancelled the album instead

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

... OK this is pretty far-fetched but I've been dying to type it.

 

What if ... Lana and Jack had a thing ... and they broke up? It would explain the dead silence from both of them, her managers' contradicting each other/Lana, and the delay.

 

And when I say it would explain the delay, I mean - if they are no longer on good terms - they might want some time before it drops .. or they might even have been told to fix/add something, and they need time before they feel comfortable working together again, etc. 

 

I also immediately thought of him when she wrote that poem about "Joe" and his "brown eyes".

 

It'd explain why she seemed so enthused about this album and then just went silent. I mean she probably is with that other actor guy now but it doesn't mean she wasn't with Jack.

 

(Captain's Log, Page 1552: people start really making stuff up to justify)

 

we know she loves two-timing them!

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

*Talks about cancelling tour dates

*Doesnt even bother to actually announce these cancellations as people continue to buy tickets

 

Her unprofessionalism has truly reached a new low