Make me your Dream Life 84,168 Posted May 2, 2019 when im scrolling through instagram and lana posts another fucking poem Me: I survived the 2015-2016 scrapping of LG5 and the release of Joanne....this all looks familiar. Hunty, did u also survive the darkness that was ARTPOP? PetGa may she rest in peace u did well sweetie dk tf Lana's doing 2 UV/Honeymoon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobody 21,327 Posted May 2, 2019 Ugh someone should've sent this to Alessandro so he could make a Gucci version for Lana to wear at the MET with the NFR release date on it 19 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrashMagiq 56,561 Posted May 2, 2019 Ugh someone should've sent this to Alessandro so he could make a Gucci version for Lana to wear at the MET with the NFR release date on it the theme is camp so honestly something like this would be perfect 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xxmissdaytonaxx 29,981 Posted May 3, 2019 i wish lana would get her shit together and surprise release the fucking album this month, then the poetry book in the fall, and then an ep later on (including hey blue baby and i must be stupid for being so happy). i feel like i'm the only one who likes those "folk" songs. they're so cute for an ep. but this bitch is so lazy and i don't expect anything anymore. 14 miss born to lose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Make me your Dream Life 84,168 Posted May 3, 2019 What I'd love for Lana to wear: vs. what she'll probably wear: Hair: I'd really love for her to pull a Nancy Sinatra and have flowers n flowers in her hair, that or just accessorize it with some kind of jewelry: Make-up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le3VtBplHeM some kind of dark, smokey eye, w bright colored mascara, blush heavy around the cheeks some kind of frosty eyes, w a dark/ or dark orange/maroon liphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aoep2WGppFI or some kind of soft, but colorful overall makeup, like (i'd change the lip tho, lessen the blush, and have it a bit more subtle and in a warm peach, bc this kinda looks a bit clownish but I love the mermaid shimmer) 1 UV/Honeymoon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrashMagiq 56,561 Posted May 3, 2019 What I'd love for Lana to wear: vs. what she'll probably wear: Those looks are way too basic for the MET, especially for a theme like this one where it’s supposed to be very over the top. Alessandro better turn out some extra ass shit for her. Highkey I like the first look of “what she’ll probably wear” the most, it’s campy couture, I live, like, it’s ugly, but like werk, it’s the most interesting and campy. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Make me your Dream Life 84,168 Posted May 3, 2019 Those looks are way too basic for the MET, especially for a theme like this one where it’s supposed to be very over the top. Alessandro better turn out some extra ass shit for her. Highkey I like the first look of “what she’ll probably wear” the most, it’s campy couture, I live, like, it’s ugly, but like werk, it’s the most interesting and campy. Mm I sorta get what ur saying, since some of them do look pretty flat by themselves. For me, it'd b diff to style her, since I love a more subtle palette, I think that's where the hair, the makeup, and even what shoes she'd wear would come to play. I'd pair the Gigi dres w some kind of thigh highs, change the shirt on the second suit, with something more frilly, and change the hell off of those slippers w the last would getup, with a more outlandish type of gladiator heels or something. The last getup does seem too soft, but I'd actually wanna know what u'd do to have be pulled off, bc I like the concept but am currently stumped. Was thinking of having a kind of wet look for her hair and makeup for that one. Beige eyes, and a bright lip. Dangling earrings, and some kind of sleek claw rings or something. maybe add a steel mesh hauberk uppercut vest Fuck, do u think we should take this to the actual thread, or has it been made yet? 1 UV/Honeymoon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LanaFlowers 8,751 Posted May 3, 2019 i wish lana would get her shit together and surprise release the fucking album this month, then the poetry book in the fall, and then an ep later on (including hey blue baby and i must be stupid for being so happy). i feel like i'm the only one who likes those "folk" songs. they're so cute for an ep. but this bitch is so lazy and i don't expect anything anymore. I hated these songs when I first heard them but I've come to really enjoy them! 2 I'm kinda focused on being a baddie right now. I can't really work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ilovetati 15,295 Posted May 3, 2019 I need her to channel Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette with a huge period gown, wig, Gucci heels, and pastel colors. Now that’s camp, and with an iconic pop culture reference thrown in. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Make me your Dream Life 84,168 Posted May 3, 2019 I need her to channel Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette with a huge period gown, wig, Gucci heels, and pastel colors. Now that’s camp, and with an iconic pop culture reference thrown in. Ok ohmygod ty for bringing it up, but knowing what Lana wore last time, I'd really like to see her pull off a Joan of Arc look, ref'd from Cate Blanchet's queen Elizabeth movie Not piece by piece, but modified to look more like some kind of combination between that and 2 UV/Honeymoon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wynwood 19,967 Posted May 3, 2019 What I'd love for Lana to wear: vs. what she'll probably wear: Hair: I'd really love for her to pull a Nancy Sinatra and have flowers n flowers in her hair, that or just accessorize it with some kind of jewelry: Make-up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le3VtBplHeM some kind of dark, smokey eye, w bright colored mascara, blush heavy around the cheeks some kind of frosty eyes, w a dark/ or dark orange/maroon lip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aoep2WGppFI or some kind of soft, but colorful overall makeup, like (i'd change the lip tho, lessen the blush, and have it a bit more subtle and in a warm peach, bc this kinda looks a bit clownish but I love the mermaid shimmer) how lana will REALLY show up with 18 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LanaFlowers 8,751 Posted May 3, 2019 how lana will REALLY show up with this but with just socks instead 11 I'm kinda focused on being a baddie right now. I can't really work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rorman Nockwell 54,848 Posted May 3, 2019 We are gonna be fucking filthy if she doesn't end up going, lmao 6 ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoreCruelThanYou 5,277 Posted May 3, 2019 when im scrolling through instagram and lana posts another fucking poem Bish where? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoreCruelThanYou 5,277 Posted May 3, 2019 Those looks are way too basic for the MET, especially for a theme like this one where it’s supposed to be very over the top. Alessandro better turn out some extra ass shit for her. Highkey I like the first look of “what she’ll probably wear” the most, it’s campy couture, I live, like, it’s ugly, but like werk, it’s the most interesting and campy. Its cute that anyone on here thinks she’ll wear any makeup/ anything other than yoga pants We are gonna be fucking filthy if she doesn't end up going, lmao Nothing would surprise me by this point, other than her actually putting work and effort in. 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Psychedelic Pussy 30,072 Posted May 3, 2019 the album has been done.... for AGES........... if you don’t give a fuck about filming decent music videos, promoting your album or even care how well the album sells just fucking drop it...... what the fuck is this era 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
salvatore 21,765 Posted May 3, 2019 who the FUCK left the basement door unlocked for the vermillion swine of lanaboards to reinhabit the space like dustmites 12 Thoughts on Yosemite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rorman Nockwell 54,848 Posted May 3, 2019 What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and a hangover?One makes you feel tired, depressed, and hungry, and the other is the hangover. Like, can you imagine if these four hung out now? Marina: "So, what's everyone been up to? I just released a new album and I'm touring." FKA Twigs: "I released a new song and I am also touring." Florence: "I released a new song and I'm touring, too." Elizabeth: "I went to Cha Cha Matcha yesterday." 14 ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Psychedelic Pussy 30,072 Posted May 3, 2019 What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and a hangover? One makes you feel tired, depressed, and hungry, and the other is the hangover. I’m too chronically exhausted, depressed and malnourished to laugh 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rorman Nockwell 54,848 Posted May 3, 2019 Q: Lana Del Rey and Norman Fucking Rockwell are in jail, and you can only post bail for one. Who do you choose? A: Lana Del Rey, because Norman Fucking Rockwell is never to be released. 10 ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites