Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Vanilla Icy 29,602]

the new bar lyrics are such a joke but like not even in a funny way "i just wanna party with you topangas hot tonight im taking off my bathing suit" in a way it feels like a super classic lana line that someone wrote trying to mock her cliche lyrics

[ChicaCherryCola 1,393]

YALL I’M KIDDING I DIDNT THINK EVERYONE WOULD ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT SHIT

[Afterparty 3,025]

the absolute mustiness of the new bar...lana pls

 

yall know which nene leakes gif to place here

[HunterSThompson 4,646]

BARTENDER MADE SEVERAL POINTS THE PIANO THE VERSES THE OUTRO OH MY GOD...

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

The title track slays and that's an actual fact x

[UltraHeroin 8,803]

Alright since people who listened to the LQ songs are terrible clowns, imma go full on and make my NFR rank as well 

 

1.Venice bitch

2.The greatest/California I can't decide

3.The greatest/California I can't decide

4.Norman fucking Rockwell

5.Bartender

6.Love song

7.The next best American record

8.Fuck it, I love you

9.Mariner's apartment complex  (These 2, number 8 and 9 could swap places maybe) 

10.Cinnamon girl

11.Doin' time

12.How to disappear

13.Happiness is a butterfly

14.Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have-but I have it

[kraljicabenzinske 11,254]

the new bar lyrics are such a joke but like not even in a funny way "i just wanna party with you topangas hot tonight im taking off my bathing suit" in a way it feels like a super classic lana line that someone wrote trying to mock her cliche lyrics

 

and how she starts with saying how he used to dance underneath her architecture and then all of a sudden "WE were so obsessed with writing the next best american record"

just... the old one had a story and made sense

[Vanilla Icy 29,602]

the intro to the title track reminds me of a classic disney movie i love it so much

[War In My Mind 2,999]

y'all really bullied a girl off social media then feverishly looked for her leaks

 

we r queens of being two-faced, werk us

[analwinterofmylife 2,644]

y'all really bullied a girl off social media then feverishly looked for her leaks

 

we r queens of being two-faced, werk us

HA is this about elle?

[War In My Mind 2,999]

HA is this about elle?

it's about the girl who originally leaked the songs this morning.

[Afterparty 3,025]

who was the OG leaker tho

[American Whore 51,314]

HA is this about elle?

I don’t think anyone has bullied Elle...?

[VeniceBiatch 1,703]

norman fucking rockwell: 9/10

mariner’s apartment complex: 8/10

venice bitch: 10/10

fuck it i love you: 8.5/10

doin time: 6/10

love song: 7.5/10

cinnamon girl: 10/10

california: 9/10

the next best american record: 6/10

the greatest: 10/10

bartender: 10/10

happiness is a butterfly: 8/10

hope: 7/10

[analwinterofmylife 2,644]

it's about the girl who originally leaked the songs this morning.

[ChaoticLipster 24,618]

I’m on mod queue now so probably best to take a break from this forum until after the release.

[HunterSThompson 4,646]

My first impressions ratings of the LQ version of the record:

 

NFR 9/10 

Fuck It I Love You 10/10

Love Song 10/10 

Cinnamon Girl 9.5/10 possibly a 10/10 upon a HQ listen, just a little disappointed after all the hype I had for it

California 9.5/10 thought the chorus wasn't as good as I hoped but I have a feeling it may be a 10/10 after multiple listens

TNBAR 8/10 Chorus change really threw me off..... still a good track, would have been 9/10 without the changes

The Greatest 8/10 I can't get into for some reason, with that being said, I still love it

Bartender 9.5/10 SO BEAUTIFUL AND AN UNEXPECTED FAVORITE

HIAB 8/10 I like it much better than I thought I would! It just got a little boring after like 2 minutes

 

(These ratings will probably go up/down after I listen in HQ)

[Sugar Venom 9,658]

wow i know i’m late and i haven’t listened to anything (not even th/fiily) and y’all really aren’t making it any easier what’s the deal though how did it leak? i saw tapes mentioned a few times, did someone take one or they got delivered early?? what happened??

 

and where is the MERCH

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750]

wow i know i’m late and i haven’t listened to anything (not even th/fiily) and y’all really aren’t making it any easier what’s the deal though how did it leak? i saw tapes mentioned a few times, did someone take one or they got delivered early?? what happened??

 

and where is the MERCH

yeah some kid got a cassette early apparently

[WilshireBoulevard 5,420]

I still haven't listened to the leaks and don't intend to but I'm SO happy to see this title track love, i knew god gave me enlightened taste when I stanned it back in the ig snippet days (few weeks ago)