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I have nothing to say but I wanna use a spoiler tag. I did it on mobile see! It’s easy! Also, I don’t wanna add too much fuel to any flames but I am a flamer soooo. I haven’t heard the record and I won’t until I can in HQ and I am also ravenously reading everyone’s opinions because that’s not gonna fuck up the experience for me. It might for someone else though and it’s absurd to me that people can’t sympathize with that and do something SO EASY to make someone’s day a little brighter or their life a little easier.

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There's probably less fighting on an unsupervised playground for elementary school children than in this thread


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"You can't be a muse and be happy, too.

You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters

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I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. 

 

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fuck

 

 

[ / spoiler] but NO space between [ and / 


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"You can't be a muse and be happy, too.

You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters

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I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. 

 

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That post was MEANT to be a drag? LMAOOOO it didn’t work very well hahahahaha

Ok sis since you keep asking ima drag your ass for filth, warning you tho you don’t want to read this but :-))))

 

 

All the ladies of the canyon

Wearing black to the house parties

Crosby, Stills and Nash is playing

Wine is flowing with Bacardi

But sometimes girls just want to have fun

The poetry inside of me is warm like a gun

 

I bought me a truck in the middle of the night

It'll buy me a year if I play my cards right

Photo free exits from baby's bedside

'Cause they don't yet know what car I drive

I'm just tryna keep my love alive

With my bartender, hold me all night

Bartender, our love's alive

Baby remember, I'm not drinking wine

But that cherry coke you serve is fine

And our love's sweet enough on the vine

Bartender, bar-t-t-tender

 

All the ladies of the canyon

Wearing white for their tea parties

Playing games of repetition

Meditating in the garden

And I love the little games that we play

From the valley to the beach

And when at last the day is done, I grab my keys

 

I bought me a truck in the middle of the night

It'll buy me a year if I play my cards right

Photo free exits from baby's bedside

'Cause they don't yet know what car I drive

I'm just tryna keep my love alive

With my bartender, hold me all night

Bartender, our love's alive

Baby remember, I'm not drinking wine

But that cherry coke you serve is fine

And our love's sweet enough on the vine

Bartender, bar-t-t-tender

Bar-t-t-tender, bar-t-t-tender

Ha, ha, ha, ha

 

I bought me a truck in the middle of the night

60 MPH on PCH drive

Head to Long Beach to Newport

By your side as they don't yet know where I reside

60 miles from the last place I hide with my bar-t-t-tender

Hold me all night, bar-t-t-tender

Keep love alive, bar-t-t-tender

 


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Actually I do need a fat joint (but won’t listen to cinnamon, still :smokes: )

Ok sis since you keep asking ima drag your ass for filth, warning you tho you don’t want to read this but :-))))

 

All the ladies of the canyon

Wearing black to the house parties

Crosby, Stills and Nash is playing

Wine is flowing with Bacardi

But sometimes girls just want to have fun

The poetry inside of me is warm like a gun

I bought me a truck in the middle of the night

It'll buy me a year if I play my cards right

Photo free exits from baby's bedside

'Cause they don't yet know what car I drive

I'm just tryna keep my love alive

With my bartender, hold me all night

Bartender, our love's alive

Baby remember, I'm not drinking wine

But that cherry coke you serve is fine

And our love's sweet enough on the vine

Bartender, bar-t-t-tender

All the ladies of the canyon

Wearing white for their tea parties

Playing games of repetition

Meditating in the garden

And I love the little games that we play

From the valley to the beach

And when at last the day is done, I grab my keys

I bought me a truck in the middle of the night

It'll buy me a year if I play my cards right

Photo free exits from baby's bedside

'Cause they don't yet know what car I drive

I'm just tryna keep my love alive

With my bartender, hold me all night

Bartender, our love's alive

Baby remember, I'm not drinking wine

But that cherry coke you serve is fine

And our love's sweet enough on the vine

Bartender, bar-t-t-tender

Bar-t-t-tender, bar-t-t-tender

Ha, ha, ha, ha

I bought me a truck in the middle of the night

60 MPH on PCH drive

Head to Long Beach to Newport

By your side as they don't yet know where I reside

60 miles from the last place I hide with my bar-t-t-tender

Hold me all night, bar-t-t-tender

Keep love alive, bar-t-t-tender

 

Not reading any spoiler tags lmao nope I won’t do it


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if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole

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Ok, I officially LOVE Happiness is a Butterfly. It only took three days, but it's such a good song to walk around in nature with tons of sunshine 


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"You can't be a muse and be happy, too.

You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters

Quote

I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. 

 

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thats how u start a trend ladies :hooker:


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if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole

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Ok sis since you keep asking ima drag your ass for filth, warning you tho you don’t want to read this but :-))))

 

 

All the ladies of the canyon

Wearing black to the house parties

Crosby, Stills and Nash is playing

Wine is flowing with Bacardi

But sometimes girls just want to have fun

The poetry inside of me is warm like a gun

 

I bought me a truck in the middle of the night

It'll buy me a year if I play my cards right

Photo free exits from baby's bedside

'Cause they don't yet know what car I drive

I'm just tryna keep my love alive

With my bartender, hold me all night

Bartender, our love's alive

Baby remember, I'm not drinking wine

But that cherry coke you serve is fine

And our love's sweet enough on the vine

Bartender, bar-t-t-tender

 

All the ladies of the canyon

Wearing white for their tea parties

Playing games of repetition

Meditating in the garden

And I love the little games that we play

From the valley to the beach

And when at last the day is done, I grab my keys

 

I bought me a truck in the middle of the night

It'll buy me a year if I play my cards right

Photo free exits from baby's bedside

'Cause they don't yet know what car I drive

I'm just tryna keep my love alive

With my bartender, hold me all night

Bartender, our love's alive

Baby remember, I'm not drinking wine

But that cherry coke you serve is fine

And our love's sweet enough on the vine

Bartender, bar-t-t-tender

Bar-t-t-tender, bar-t-t-tender

Ha, ha, ha, ha

 

I bought me a truck in the middle of the night

60 MPH on PCH drive

Head to Long Beach to Newport

By your side as they don't yet know where I reside

60 miles from the last place I hide with my bar-t-t-tender

Hold me all night, bar-t-t-tender

Keep love alive, bar-t-t-tender

 

hi random question how many times does she say t t t t t in bartender? im not listening to any snippets or leaks but can you explain how she says it im excited for this song :defeated:

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I ain’t stupid I know for a fact yo ass clicked that spoiler tag and was CAUGHT

I only saw the word “bartender” when I quoted you lol you “got” me kind of but then I still stopped reading once I saw the word “bartender”


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