Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

I genuinely wonder if she even cares about us anymore lol

[WilshireBoulevard 5,419]

My fave vid of her meeting a fan is when the fan said she was going to get the autograph tattooed and she was like 'NO you're not D:'   or that pic of her and a fan that looks like 13 sitting on her knee smoking lmao

[GeminiLanaFan 46,029]

it's been two months and one week since the 'stronger than you really are' snippet I-

I wonder how long she plans on holding on to that damn album. Even a snippet or a so-so album cover would be phenomenal at this point.

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

My fave vid of her meeting a fan is when the fan said she was going to get the autograph tattooed and she was like 'NO you're not D:' or that pic of her and a fan that looks like 13 sitting on her knee smoking lmao

I love the second one, I wish she’d sit on my lap and touch my hair while I cry and smoke lona I miss u mama. Cmon down to Florida, I got sum for ya (many questions).

 

My birthday is on Monday & JUST some news would make me the happiest girl

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

or that pic of her and a fan that looks like 13 sitting on her knee smoking lmao

aw i've never seen that

[13bitches 6,175]

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[Obduration 6,422]

it's been two months and one week since the 'stronger than you really are' snippet I-

Me

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

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I refuse to believe her pussy tastes like anything other than matcha tea at this point

[13bitches 6,175]

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Ashleys response I’m-

 

 

 

 

 

 

i have way too much time on my hands sorry not sorry

[ultrabanisters 38,415]

I refuse to believe her pussy tastes like anything other than matcha tea at this point

*dust since miss thing has done nothing for months apart from doin time

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

My pussy tastes like cha cha matcha
My eyes are all empty inside

I drink my coffee with sriracha

Lana Del Rey has fucking died

[13bitches 6,175]

My pussy tastes like cha cha matcha

My eyes are all empty inside

I drink my coffee with sriracha

Lana Del Rey has fucking died

A bop!

[violets 11,893]

day 162 without IYC btw

[Macintosh Manhattan 6,505]

My pussy tastes like cha cha matcha

My eyes are all empty inside

I drink my coffee with sriracha

Lana Del Rey has fucking died

     

 

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[13bitches 6,175]

Someone start posting sc*t gifs so she’ll fucking do something

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

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I only know this is fake because it’s too long meaning it would’ve required TOO much effort

[Doll Harlow 12,350]

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I truly thought this was real for half a second

[Rorman Nockwell 54,444]

nnn just saw this on reddit 

 

 

"she hated the whole paradise album", "she didn't say anything about nfr when i asked" 

 

Okay ... I love a good conspiracy theory, but this is absolute and utter lies.

 

First of all, where's the pic? Pic or it didn't happen.

 

Second of all, "my beloved discography" https://www.instagram.com/p/BBDbzlxFnhE/

 

Third of all, here she is on April 17, after shopping at L'Agence, in black tights and a white top, and if she was so self-conscious about her roots (which don't look that bad) then why does she purposely tilt her head down in front of the paps? http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/10668-lana-shopping-in-west-hollywood-april-17-2019/

 

I mean, did anyone see the pics of her at church last week? She gives no fucks about roots, or anything else.

 

I truly thought this was real for half a second

 

I know ... isn't it sad?

[domandapiano 11,617]

I asked the user who posted the story on reddit specifically how she responded to the question about NFR and the poster hasn’t responded yet so we shall see.

 

 

I am really hoping and praying to every deity ever conceived that all this silence has just been her wanting to take a break for half a year and as soon as festival shows start (i.e. HAVING TO DO WORK AGAIN) everything will start back up.

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

I don’t wanna start with the looks thing again cause I don’t want to lure in any ear specialists but can someone explain to me why she looks different? Is it just cause she’s getting her lips pumped a different way? I still think she looks cute just different and idk if it’s just me or if I can’t exactly point out what’s different