Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

Remember when Lana predicted our mood in 13 Beaches.

 

"It hurts to love you, but I still love you

It's just the way I feel

And I'd be lying, if I kept hiding

The fact that I can't deal

And that I've been dying

For something real

That I've been dying for something real"

[lmdr 9,943]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575930057386885122/587023147874779137/video.mov

 

Unheard song snippet

 

More leaked news and info coming...

 

That's Cat Pierce you clown

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

That's Cat Pierce you clown

Look who came out of hiding

 

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575930057386885122/587023147874779137/video.mov

Unheard song snippet

More leaked news and info coming...

I’m gonna just pretend this is a single from nfr.

 

Omg mom!!!! Yaaasnsnakksskkssksk I love this version of cinnamon!!!!!!! Releassssss don’t teassss

[salvatore 21,763]

can u dumb bitches shut up and start talking about what color this fucking vinyl is gonna be

[lmdr 9,943]

Soooo anyways I got the steak and lobster

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

Ben to Lana & friends when he’s trying to get her to work:

 

can u dumb bitches shut up and start talking about what color this fucking vinyl is gonna be

[violets 11,893]

soo its not lana

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

soo its not lana

No bae I’m sorry my miss steak. Its The Gold Is in the Dark by Cat Pierce. I was bamboozled. But dont worry I have some VERY REAL information garnered from the leakers’ discord server that might just find its way onto LB sometime v soon...

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,083]

No bae I’m sorry my miss steak. Its The Gold Is in the Dark by Cat Pierce. I was bamboozled. But dont worry I have some VERY REAL information garnered from the leakers’ discord server that might just find its way onto LB sometime v soon...

Such as? Please enlighten us. I am dying to know 

[Paris Hilton 9,415]

[pinkchiffon 163]

It's the weakest garbage she's ever released. There's a difference between a "minimalistic" and "stripped-down" aesthetic versus being lazy and not trying. I remember being confused when it first came out and all the YouTube and Instagram comments were praising her as the greatest poet ever. The lyrics are just awful compared to the high quality work we used to get. The Sylvia Plath sociopath thing is too cheesy, like Lana is a parody of herself at this point... it's as if she's trying to be ~oh-so-deep~ while writing at the level of an emo 13-year-old who's never written lyrics in their life. Combined with the selfie cover, it's just a slap in the face.

Hey guys, I thought about this a little and just wanted to apologize for how harshly I expressed my opinions about HIADT. I don't mean to insult those who do like the song. Since I'm still new here, I don't want to make enemies or a bad impression or anything.

 

I guess I'm just so frustrated with her silence on NFR that I'm projecting my anger onto her recent releases. I got all pissed when Doin' Time was released too, not because it's particularly bad; I'm just so sick of waiting with no explanation.

 

I hope to make friends instead of coming off as some bitter person who hates on everything about Lana. I genuinely do love and respect her so much as an artist and a human being, but I feel like she's playing with our feelings as fans.

[13bitches 6,175]

can u dumb bitches shut up and start talking about what color this fucking vinyl is gonna be

We’ve established that already: translucent hunter green

[DEMONDELREY 2,647]

wot u been up 2 my bby, havnt seen u round here l8ly 

[salvatore 21,763]

HAPPY YOSEMITE YEAR

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

Such as? Please enlighten us. I am dying to know

Do you really want me to do that luv

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,083]

Do you really want me to do that luv

well you said you're gonna do it anyways.. so i mean whats the wait. 

[LennyDelRye 130]

She can now make a documentary about the recording and delay drama for NFR. Of course the documentary would need a soundtrack of new songs. There, now we have a way to get around this mess.

[AKASAKA SAWAYAMA 7,849]

How To Disappear

[divebarsinger 2,715]

Remember when Lana predicted our mood in 13 Beaches.

 

"It hurts to love you, but I still love you

It's just the way I feel

And I'd be lying, if I kept hiding

The fact that I can't deal

And that I've been dying

For something real

That I've been dying for something real"

 

god i almost feel sorry for her with her days adventuring with the gals and her millions of dollars