Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Flowerbomb 65,595]

Why do ya'll get so caught up with Sky Fererro Rocher? She sucks.

[godsmonster 14,266]

Why do ya'll get so caught up with Sky Fererro Rocher? She sucks.

because Everything Is Embarrassing will ALWAYS be THAT bitch

[lanangel 934]

Is that story vid hella old or does she have nails again?

girl she had them since the grammys pre party!! she used good glue

[ilovetati 15,299]

I’m just remembering she gave us the LFL release date two months before the album. HM one month, UV one month.

 

If the March dates are real...now is the time.

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

yo literally there's a lot of astrological explanations in lana's birth chart for why she is...Like That™️ (besides the fact that she is indeed very much a fuckin gemini)

 

like for example, she has saturn in the 7th house, which is the house of friendships/romantic relationships/interpersonal shit in general, and saturn has to do with struggles/obstacles/limitations

 

also pluto and saturn are transiting her 9th house right now, which tbh i think has something to do with the hillsong fuckery

 

i'll shut up but lmk if anyone actually wants to hear my deep dive into our favorite insta baddie's birth chart at some point, that would be one hell of a thread

 

I'm an astrologer but I haven't really studied Lana's chart in depth. I haven't even looked at it in years lol, but I remember being stunned at how much sense it all made! Also, I don't believe in cusp signs, but she's such a Gemini/Cancer cusp bitch it's ridiculous

P.S. I'd love to hear your thoughts on her chart!

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,284]

Can we just like spam Ben in a DM groupchat or some shit... i'm D E S P E R A T E

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

5 gays to Ben: Ben wheres NFR

 

Ben to Lana: Lana the fans want to know...

 

Lana: My new friends told me I can do whatever the fuck I want! you know what? Since everyone including you wants to be a little fucker?

Lana and her explosive anger:

[Coney Island King 26,126]

Start sending those scat gifs to Ben and Lana via DM tbh. They’ll stop once the album is released.

[violets 11,896]

the NFR album trailer looks so good holy shit

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Start sending those scat gifs to Ben and Lana via DM tbh. They’ll stop once the album is released.

Sadly this fanbase doesn't have the balls anymore/people aren't brave enough to go against the queen bee aka Lana. The beehive is in full effect and any resistance will be dealt with by an angry gay telling us "yOu GuYs ArE sO mEaN! tHiS iS oNe Of HeR bEsT eRaS eVeR! JaCk iS a HoTtIe! LfL cAn RoT!" the woman who joins cults inadvertently made her own called Lanaboards

[ilovetati 15,299]

Can we start the DM to Ben thanking him for trying to save the cover after the last two atrocities?

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Signs that you're in a cult (AKA Lanaboards)

 

The group displays excessively zealous and unquestioning commitment to its leader and (whether he is alive or dead) regards his belief system, ideology, and practices as the Truth, as law.

 

‪ Questioning, doubt, and dissent are discouraged or even punished.

 

‪ Mind-altering practices (such as meditation, chanting, speaking in tongues, denunciation sessions, and debilitating work routines) are used in excess and serve to suppress doubts about the group and its leader(s).

 

‪ The leadership dictates, sometimes in great detail, how members should think, act, and feel (for example, members must get permission to date, change jobs, marry�or leaders prescribe what types of clothes to wear, where to live, whether or not to have children, how to discipline children, and so forth).

 

‪ The group is elitist, claiming a special, exalted status for itself, its leader(s) and members (for example, the leader is considered the Messiah, a special being, an avatar�or the group and/or the leader is on a special mission to save humanity).

 

‪ The group has a polarized us-versus-them mentality, which may cause conflict with the wider society.

 

‪ The leader is not accountable to any authorities (unlike, for example, teachers, military commanders or ministers, priests, monks, and rabbis of mainstream religious denominations).

 

‪ The group teaches or implies that its supposedly exalted ends justify whatever means it deems necessary. This may result in members' participating in behaviors or activities they would have considered reprehensible or unethical before joining the group (for example, lying to family or friends, or collecting money for bogus charities).

 

‪ The leadership induces feelings of shame and/or guilt iin order to influence and/or control members. Often, this is done through peer pressure and subtle forms of persuasion.

 

‪ Subservience to the leader or group requires members to cut ties with family and friends, and radically alter the personal goals and activities they had before joining the group.

 

‪ The group is preoccupied with bringing in new members.

 

‪ The group is preoccupied with making money.

 

‪ Members are expected to devote inordinate amounts of time to the group and group-related activities.

 

‪ Members are encouraged or required to live and/or socialize only with other group members.

 

‪ The most loyal members (the �true believers�) feel there can be no life outside the context of the group. They believe there is no other way to be, and often fear reprisals to themselves or others if they leave (or even consider leaving) the group.

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,284]

Can we start the DM to Ben thanking him for trying to save the cover after the last two atrocities?

No Honeymoon cover slander in this house

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

No Honeymoon cover slander in this house

I thought they meant the VB & Hope covers?

[ilovetati 15,299]

I thought they meant the VB & Hope covers?

I mean every cover since pre-September 2015

[salvatore 21,769]

Signs that you're in a cult (AKA Lanaboards)

 

The group displays excessively zealous and unquestioning commitment to its leader and (whether he is alive or dead) regards his belief system, ideology, and practices as the Truth, as law.

 

‪ Questioning, doubt, and dissent are discouraged or even punished.

 

‪ Mind-altering practices (such as meditation, chanting, speaking in tongues, denunciation sessions, and debilitating work routines) are used in excess and serve to suppress doubts about the group and its leader(s).

 

‪ The leadership dictates, sometimes in great detail, how members should think, act, and feel (for example, members must get permission to date, change jobs, marry�or leaders prescribe what types of clothes to wear, where to live, whether or not to have children, how to discipline children, and so forth).

 

‪ The group is elitist, claiming a special, exalted status for itself, its leader(s) and members (for example, the leader is considered the Messiah, a special being, an avatar�or the group and/or the leader is on a special mission to save humanity).

 

‪ The group has a polarized us-versus-them mentality, which may cause conflict with the wider society.

 

‪ The leader is not accountable to any authorities (unlike, for example, teachers, military commanders or ministers, priests, monks, and rabbis of mainstream religious denominations).

 

‪ The group teaches or implies that its supposedly exalted ends justify whatever means it deems necessary. This may result in members' participating in behaviors or activities they would have considered reprehensible or unethical before joining the group (for example, lying to family or friends, or collecting money for bogus charities).

 

‪ The leadership induces feelings of shame and/or guilt iin order to influence and/or control members. Often, this is done through peer pressure and subtle forms of persuasion.

 

‪ Subservience to the leader or group requires members to cut ties with family and friends, and radically alter the personal goals and activities they had before joining the group.

 

‪ The group is preoccupied with bringing in new members.

 

‪ The group is preoccupied with making money.

 

‪ Members are expected to devote inordinate amounts of time to the group and group-related activities.

 

‪ Members are encouraged or required to live and/or socialize only with other group members.

 

‪ The most loyal members (the �true believers�) feel there can be no life outside the context of the group. They believe there is no other way to be, and often fear reprisals to themselves or others if they leave (or even consider leaving) the group.

[yayoop 4,612]

Signs that you're in a cult (AKA Lanaboards)

The group displays excessively zealous and unquestioning commitment to its leader and (whether he is alive or dead) regards his belief system, ideology, and practices as the Truth, as law.

‪ Questioning, doubt, and dissent are discouraged or even punished.

‪ Mind-altering practices (such as meditation, chanting, speaking in tongues, denunciation sessions, and debilitating work routines) are used in excess and serve to suppress doubts about the group and its leader(s).

‪ The leadership dictates, sometimes in great detail, how members should think, act, and feel (for example, members must get permission to date, change jobs, marry�or leaders prescribe what types of clothes to wear, where to live, whether or not to have children, how to discipline children, and so forth).

‪ The group is elitist, claiming a special, exalted status for itself, its leader(s) and members (for example, the leader is considered the Messiah, a special being, an avatar�or the group and/or the leader is on a special mission to save humanity).

‪ The group has a polarized us-versus-them mentality, which may cause conflict with the wider society.

‪ The leader is not accountable to any authorities (unlike, for example, teachers, military commanders or ministers, priests, monks, and rabbis of mainstream religious denominations).

‪ The group teaches or implies that its supposedly exalted ends justify whatever means it deems necessary. This may result in members' participating in behaviors or activities they would have considered reprehensible or unethical before joining the group (for example, lying to family or friends, or collecting money for bogus charities).

‪ The leadership induces feelings of shame and/or guilt iin order to influence and/or control members. Often, this is done through peer pressure and subtle forms of persuasion.

‪ Subservience to the leader or group requires members to cut ties with family and friends, and radically alter the personal goals and activities they had before joining the group.

‪ The group is preoccupied with bringing in new members.

‪ The group is preoccupied with making money.

‪ Members are expected to devote inordinate amounts of time to the group and group-related activities.

‪ Members are encouraged or required to live and/or socialize only with other group members.

‪ The most loyal members (the �true believers�) feel there can be no life outside the context of the group. They believe there is no other way to be, and often fear reprisals to themselves or others if they leave (or even consider leaving) the group.

Subversive dropping soon

[ChaoticLipster 24,734]

So her new man is Chase Stogel....I feel bad for him. It must be terrifying being Lana’s boyfriend, because chances are you won’t last more than 2 months. Secondly the fear you will become a whole album of songs about how much of a shit you’ve been. Lana seems very picky and sensitive with men like one screw up and it’s over, you say something wrong like ‘Lana I’m feeling sad like you’ you’re in trouble.

[salvatore 21,769]

So her new man is Chase Stogel....I feel bad for him. It must be terrifying being Lana’s boyfriend, because chances are you won’t last more than 2 months. Secondly the fear you will become a whole album of songs about how much of a shit you’ve been. Lana seems very picky and sensitive with men like one screw up and it’s over, you say something wrong like ‘Lana I’m feeling sad like you’ you’re in trouble.

 

who

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

he's a bit young but he's so close to my type