Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[domandapiano 12,086]

If it doesn’t come tomorrow this is just becoming laughably predictable.

[paradisetropico 7,843]

her face looks different again, did she get fillers again??

[SuperMegaStan 9,978]

inb4 the 3 new covers = 3 new posts about her birthday party

 

she looks cute tho

[Cacciatore 19,347]

She's celebrating 20 days early because by the end of the month she will be too busy promoting NFR 

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

Hi everyone??? Who gives a fuck if she has fillers lel. Does anyone know if the cover is dropping at midnight *biting fingernails* I need to know whether or not to stay up for it.

 

 

Uhm also, the f**king matcha tea w ‘LDR’ written into the foam... I cant - its too meta

[domandapiano 12,086]

Uhm also, the f**king matcha tea w ‘LDR’ written into the foam... I cant - its too meta

It’s absurd and I love it.

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

inb4 the 3 new covers = 3 new posts about her birthday party

 

she looks cute tho

 

Confirmedt, the three faux bday IG posts ARE the three covers

[KingJay 3,018]

i’m dead

Eww, imagine saying this.

 

Anyway, welp I guess it’s over kids.

[13bitches 6,176]

She's celebrating 20 days early because by the end of the month she will be too busy not promoting NFR 

Ftfy

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

Hilarious. Her ears are too big for that hair-behind-the-ears look.

 

Additionally, her ears are also too low on her head for ‘classic beauty,’ as the upper spot where the ear meets the head should be directly in line with the middle of the eye.

 

I-

 

What the fuck?

 

Her ears are the least of her problems, honestly.

[Make me your Dream Life 87,457]

It's bc Steven Klein's gay that she's trolling him too, consistent-when-she-wants-kween 

[movebaby 5,379]

It's bc Steven Klein's gay that she's trolling him too, consistent-when-she-wants-kween 

lana del homophobe confirmed

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

https://lanadelrey.com/

 

Is it just me or does she have new live dates up?

[Make me your Dream Life 87,457]

lana del homophobe confirmed

Stream Caution nd Rainbow 

[bluefiona 8,050]

inb4 the 3 new covers = 3 new posts about her birthday party

 

she looks cute tho

 

 

Isn't her birthday in 3 weeks or something? Too early. 

[bluefiona 8,050]

why does she not wear any eye make up? her friends look good and she looks dead like nfr

 

 

She looks horrible. The hair is messy...the color is awful....I mean, she makes no effort. Her girlfriends and Chuck look beautiful. 

 

At least she has on a dress instead of leggings. 

 

[godsmonster 14,198]

She looks horrible. The hair is messy...I mean, she makes no effort. All her girlfriends and Chuck on the other hand look beautiful. 

 

At least she has on a dress as oppose to damn leggings. 

 

yall really like to pick Lana's life apart, don't you

 

how does no one see a problem with these kinds of comments/posts

[bluefiona 8,050]

Confirmed: the auburn hair lasted 5 minutes

 

She's going to be bald by the time she's 40. 

[13bitches 6,176]

She's going to be bald by the time she's 40.

 

Halsey teas

[Sugar Venom 9,657]

women: *put as much effort into their appearance as the average man*

y’all: omg is she okay? she looks dead