Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Nobody 21,608]

Didn't she post the HIADT snippet with the typewriter to announce the release and then archive the post not long after? The song still got released on the day she said it would so her archiving the magazine post probably doesn't mean anything 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,968]

She probably made up the 3 covers

[honeycookie 1,032]

https://twitter.com/normanrockwhale/status/1134955248865427456

 

Okay, she also had an early birthday party.

 

Maybe that's because she'll be really busy for the next few weeks with NFR promotion?

 

ok but who’s the papi next to her

 

he’s 500000000x hotter than chase... i love him

[Ryusei 5,071]

that skirtsandsuits person triggers me so hard. Also she reminds me of atomic kitten and idk how to feel about that. 

[honey dew 11,800]

[Make me your Dream Life 88,886]

Idk.. I actually think Chase is actually kinda cute - 

[californianfreak 3,484]

yall really like to pick Lana's life apart, don't you

 

how does no one see a problem with these kinds of comments/posts

 

 

women: *put as much effort into their appearance as the average man*

y’all: omg is she okay? she looks dead

 

 

Being a public figure does not mean being perfect all the time. Don't forget that she's human and not a robot serving looks all the time. It seemed to be a cute little party like teens like to do, why would she come with makeup and a sexy dress?

And you must be blind if you think she looks awful. She's natural but not awful at all. Sorry, but you are nobody to judge the way she looks with her friends

 

THIS

 

1. Just because she is famous, that does not mean she should wear make up or 'make an effort'. Lana is a human like everyone else.

 

2. Not wearing make up is perfectly fine, and just because her friends are wearing make up, it doesn't mean Lana should wear make up

 

3. Not wearing make up does not mean something is wrong with her - maybe, just maybe, she feels comfortable enough in her own skin to not feel the need to wear make up? Please note, this is NOT a criticism of people who do wear make up.

 

4. I do not see how the position of her ears matter, and I hate to be rude but honestly that post really upset me - she finally seems content, but now her frickin EARS aren't good enough???

 

Honestly, I could go on and on. But thank you guys so much for these posts.

[honey dew 11,800]

fags after saying a woman in a natural state looks horrible:

 

I was just giving some constructive criticism on how she looks and

[ultrabanisters 46,093]

i've lost all interest in this puta

 

lmk when she stops being boring and actually releases something worth giving my time to

 

   

[Rorman Nockwell 56,968]

Which magazines are due for release today?

 

I know someone said someone on ATRL said it's Vogue Italia, but Steven tagged V Magazine.

 

Maybe if we can figure out which magazine it is we can narrow it down. Are either of those due out today?

 

God, I'm so sick of having to sleuth EVERYTHING to find anything out with this bitch.

[Fetish 284]

Lana's face is at capacity. Her lower face, from her cheekbones, is wider than the top of her face. She looks bloated. Too much filler.

 

If rich celebrities look like this as they age, what hope do the rest of us have. We're all gonna die ugly and NFRless.

[honey dew 11,800]

Lana's face is at capacity. Her lower face, from her cheekbones, is wider than the top of her face. She looks bloated. Too much filler.

 

If rich celebrities look like this as they age, what hope do the rest of us have. We're all gonna die ugly and NFRless.

 

can you and mergirl take this stupid shit to reddit or something

[Make me your Dream Life 88,886]

Steven Klein will save us all

[Flowerbomb 65,595]

Okay so this is a disaster, right? Deleting the post? We can't win.

 

Also what I find really funny is that most of Lana's friends are Geminis...

[heroindealer 11,268]

https://www.instagram.com/p/ByLrvTLB3aM/?igshid=11graoqnssw04

 

“It’s going to be a good year... album(s) coming too” b*n in the comments

 

Lana liked this so it’s coming I guess..

[domandapiano 12,117]

Yeah it’s coming.... in December.

 

I hate that I’ve become so skeptical of all of this but how do we know he’s even referring to Lana’s album and not someone else’s? I know Lana liked it but... :shrug:

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

https://www.loveshackfancy.com/collections/dresses/products/karen-dress-sweet-cream

$365 for a dress that looks like it's spend a decade in the back of some thrift store i can't

[Lanalouis1 2,511]

https://www.instagram.com/p/ByLrvTLB3aM/?igshid=11graoqnssw04

 

“It’s going to be a good year... album(s) coming too” b*n in the comments

 

Lana liked this so it’s coming I guess..

She might just be showing support for her good friend Doopa Loopa

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

She's natural

[movebaby 5,379]

https://www.instagram.com/p/ByLrvTLB3aM/?igshid=11graoqnssw04

 

“It’s going to be a good year... album(s) coming too” b*n in the comments

 

Lana liked this so it’s coming I guess..

 

i refuse to get my hopes up only for it to be about dual liposuction