Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Doll Harlow 12,367]

My guess is that we are getting the preorder this month or early next month and that's when we will see what the album cover is?

[Wynwood 19,967]

i wish fahrenheit 451 was real so that lana would be releasing music instead of a stupid book

[Gone user 5,373]

i wish fahrenheit 451 was real so that lana would be releasing music instead of a stupid book

 

OMG FJKDJFDKSLKPOKC`BPLDA+¡'

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

just woke up and am going back to sleep indefinitely. in fact i'm just gonna go die

They’re lying luv

[ThisIsRusko 1,521]

you know whats good being let down by lana for so long?

 

we don't expect any kind of news. maybe one day soon we will will hear something official and we will be pleasently surprized. our heart has been broken to many times to care anymore.

[Rorman Nockwell 56,771]

My guess is that we are getting the preorder this month or early next month and that's when we will see what the album cover is?

 

I'd like to believe you, but you're trusting a woman who drives like this:

 

 

 

No wonder we haven't heard anything else about her pilot's licence; she probably attempted to fly the plane in a similar manner.

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750]

I'd like to believe you, but you're trusting a woman who drives like this:

 

Ok maybe I'm tweaking the house down right now but like holy shit what if Lana dies before she gets to release NFR. Her driivng is fucking atrocious. Sjhes gonna fucking Paul Walker guys omg

[Make me your Dream Life 87,898]

If Lana wants to channel gollum for her IYC video, then shit I'm all for it- don't fucking jump the volcano Lana, it's hot 

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750]

i've thought about her dying in a car accident so many times jesus christ i know this is horrible but this puta filmed herself while driving idk how many times and her position when she's driving makes her seem like she's on crack

$20 she's pulled some shit like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6HEDyPM5xY

[Make me your Dream Life 87,898]

$20 she's pulled some shit like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6HEDyPM5xY

Driven like a TRUE baddie 

[American Whore 51,342]

Why are we still calling Lana “puta” can we drop that already? None of us have a right to keep calling her a “bitch” and it’s kind of really disrespectful? It’s just getting really old all the negativity from some of these threads it’s making me sick... I’ll prolly go on another week or two break from here honestly

 

Inb4 someone says “ShE’s DiSrEsPeCtEd Us FiRsT” no the fuck she didn’t. We’re all just impatient, nosy bastards who want to hear more more more... stan culture is getting old af

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,515]

Why are we still calling Lana “puta” can we drop that already? None of us have a right to keep calling her a “bitch” and it’s kind of really disrespectful? It’s just getting really old all the negativity from some of these threads it’s making me sick... I’ll prolly go on another week or two break from here honestly

Inb4 someone says “ShE’s DiSrEsPeCtEd Us FiRsT” no the fuck she didn’t. We’re all just impatient, nosy bastards who want to hear more more more... stan culture is getting old af

puta means beautiful in Spanish

[American Whore 51,342]

puta means beautiful in Spanish

You don’t seriously think...? I know Spanish (and technically it’s whore but whatever, everyone who’s spoke Spanish around me used it as “bitch”)

[Make me your Dream Life 87,898]

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750]

I feel like that chicken

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,515]

You don’t seriously think...? I know Spanish (and technically it’s whore but whatever, everyone who’s spoke Spanish around me used it as “bitch”)

i am Hispanic i think I know more than you

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750]

Can someone explain to me what the no surprise thing is about? I miss most posts because I’m at work & these people think I’m here to actually work. How disrespectful

No Surprises is a Radiohead song that allegedly Lana covered and got into circulation. However there are claims it was faked so who knows right now if it's legit or not

[Make me your Dream Life 87,898]

I feel like that chicken

Don't worry somebody luvs u 

[American Whore 51,342]

who cares lol it's not like she's lurking on this thread anyway. she knows we love her and that a little drag from times to times never hurt no one. it's affectionate

Calling someone you absolutely don’t know at all a “puta” or bitch or whore is affectionate? I have to laugh...

 

No it’s not like she’s here lurking but if my fans called me names and shit like that I’d— idk... we’re supposed to be fans and yet we’re calling Lana names... and saying it’s affectionate... even if Lana DID lurk on here, it’s just rude. You don’t know her like that at all, and neither do I, but I’m sure she wouldn’t appreciate being called a bitch or whore...

 

It’d be pretty discouraging knowing my fans are calling me shit, I’m just saying

[ChaoticLipster 24,618]

If Lana died in a car accident I don’t know what I’d do. Probably run down the street screaming and crying. Omg I’m panicking thinking about it. It sounds so pathetic for a ‘musician’ who I’ve never personally met.