Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Fingertips 72,117]

why

can't

she

announce

a

release

date

 

Lana

Is 

Allergic

To 

Release 

Dates

[CruelWorld 683]

why

can't

she

announce

a

release

date

 

She likes to torture us. That's why.

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

why

can't

she

announce

a

release

date

Omg you people. What’s next? You’re gonna ask for an ALBUM COVER? Geez where does it end. Can’t a girl just do the least she can?

[Cinnamon In My Bussy 85]

I just really wanna know if she thinks she’s being all mysterious or whatever by doing shit like this (or more like not doing anything) or actually doesn’t give a shit? Like I am confusion

[Golden Hour 4,976]

I just really wanna know if she thinks she’s being all mysterious or whatever by doing shit like this (or more like not doing anything) or actually doesn’t give a shit? Like I am confusion

 

It's Lana. She just doesn't give a shit.

[Cacciatore 19,346]

Remember that one interview where the guy asked Lana what she wanted and she said she already had everything she wanted and he asked if she had any ambitions and she said she couldn't think of any and when he said he would never be able to leave his house if he was like that she said that she didn't want to leave her house? Yeah I felt that. 

[theeternalstars 4,576]

I remember the shadiness around release dates last time by her and her team - wasnt there a random radio interview for Kroq or something that got edited to remove a question about when lfl was gonna actually come out

[plastiscguy 58,049]

Omg you people. What’s next? You’re gonna ask for an ALBUM COVER? Geez where does it end. Can’t a girl just do the least she can?

I really think you're my favorite c̶l̶o̶w̶n̶ person here 

[Rorman Nockwell 53,912]

guys we have a real misogynist on our hands! imagine how much you have to hate women to come up with this one all by yourself in your very own twisted little male brain. user rorman nockwell thinks this poor OLD AGING beverly hills soccer mom should suffer BODILY HARM just because her ears are too low

 

I am the worst.

 

I hope, when she falls over, that her cheek deflates the way our collective mood does when we see that her latest post isn't NFR-related.

[movebaby 5,379]

I really think you're my favorite c̶l̶o̶w̶n̶ person here 

 

best taste 2019

[PARADIXO 31,623]

 

 

from normanrockwhale on twitter

 

[The Greatest 8,803]

so the fact that she has a link for it now means the preorder's coming right?

have people been checking shazam?

[American Bottom 16,237]

Yall my job was just playing West Coast. I've never heard Walmart play Lana before omg. She truly is coming

so the fact that she has a link for it now means the preorder's coming right?

 

have people been checking shazam?

I just shazammed the snippet of the title track from Instagram and it showed up as "Norman F**king Rockwell" by Lana Del Rey

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Happiness is a Butterfly comes up on Shazam

[Fingertips 72,117]

omg

 

I think we've known this for a while, so I don't think I presented brand new information haha

 

Cinnamon doesn't work 

[WHATCOLORISTHEALBUM 628]

Happiness is a Butterfly comes up on Shazam

 

I think it was on Shazam for a year now lol, might be wrong tho

[Fingertips 72,117]

I think it was on Shazam for a year now lol, might be wrong tho

 

Yeah that's what I thought. Cinnamon doesn't work yet 

[Obduration 6,422]

In your car and cinnamon don’t work

[ChaoticLipster 23,817]

In your car and cinnamon don’t work

It’s because they’re not on the album

[Fingertips 72,117]

It’s because they’re not on the album

 

You take that back right now