Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Rorman Nockwell 53,917]

I'm so mad I hope she falls off the bike at Soul Cycle onto her face and busts open a filler.

[movebaby 5,379]

I'm so mad I hope she falls off the bike at Soul Cycle onto her face and busts open a filler.

 

honestly you should be ashamed of saying something this misogynistic. i cannot believe you'd say that about an OLD woman!!!!!

[Rorman Nockwell 53,917]

honestly you should be ashamed of saying something this misogynistic. i cannot believe you'd say that about an OLD woman!!!!!

 

Her ears are too low on her head for her to be attractive, though.

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,749]

ok but i would 100% be here for this cover

 

person who posted said its the cover but its probs a joke sksks

 

from normanrockwhale on twitter

Ur really taking user gayjailer seriously huh

honestly you should be ashamed of saying something this misogynistic. i cannot believe you'd say that about an OLD woman!!!!!

lana del rey b like im pushing 30

[Cacciatore 19,346]

ok but i would 100% be here for this cover

 

person who posted said its the cover but its probs a joke sksks

 

 

 

from normanrockwhale on twitter

 

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,749]

guys this is what the nfr cover looks like

[ilovetati 15,295]

ok but i would 100% be here for this cover

 

person who posted said its the cover but its probs a joke sksks

 

 

from normanrockwhale on twitter

 

I adore this. 

 

I love that all of these fanmade covers are probably better than whatever Choke Grant will force on us.

[ultrabanisters 37,443]

i KNOW gayjailer posts are shitposts but weve been in a fucking drought let a gay dream

 

plus the picture is stunning idec

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

Lana if you wanna be a clown go all the way and start wearing makeup bitch

People are going to attack you, you’re so brave. This is tea & I’m loving the taste

[movebaby 5,379]

Her ears are too low on her head for her to be attractive, though.

 

guys we have a real misogynist on our hands! imagine how much you have to hate women to come up with this one all by yourself in your very own twisted little male brain. user rorman nockwell thinks this poor OLD AGING beverly hills soccer mom should suffer BODILY HARM just because her ears are too low

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

honestly you should be ashamed of saying something this misogynistic. i cannot believe you'd say that about an OLD woman!!!!!

You’re misogynistic for calling her “old” disgusting, absolutely terrified to leave my house.

 

Change Lanaboards to misogyny boards challenge

 

i KNOW gayjailer posts are shitposts but weve been in a fucking drought let a gay dream

 

plus the picture is stunning idec

Well honestly that’s the only pic I’ve seen that I actually would not mind having as the cover. It’s missing the car but it’s hot mama

[mrborntolose 9,667]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B0gYlzgool6/?igshid=1kksyswc480ml so this screenshot is real? if so i guess the countdown for the album (or preorder) will begin 24 hours or less before it drops?

[ultrabanisters 37,443]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B0gYlzgool6/?igshid=1kksyswc480ml so this screenshot is real? if so i guess the countdown for the album (or preorder) will begin 24 hours or less before it drops?

its generic shopify code

 

most likely wont be a countdown

[Crimson and Clover 22,121]

imagine if one of the songs has a dramatic tempo change like West Coast      ugh I can see it happening with In Your Car or Stronger, reminds me of the Beatles's We Can Work It Out 

[AFFA 2,115]

nvm I’m dumb I’m sorry

[movebaby 5,379]

You’re misogynistic for calling her “old” disgusting, absolutely terrified to leave my house.

 

Change Lanaboards to misogyny boards challenge

 

oh sweetie...don't you know it's misogynistic to criticize me?

[mrborntolose 9,667]

thanks for the clarification sissies

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

oh sweetie...don't you know it's misogynistic to criticize me?

Calling me sweetie is misogynistic, you wouldn’t do this to a MAN would you?

 

Lana don’t drop nfr some PEEPOL don’t deserve it

[takeitdoen 10,615]

why

can't

she

announce

a

release

date

[Sugar Venom 9,651]

that pic is actually super cute, i don’t want y’all to laugh at me for believing it but i want to have fun lol. i adore it