TEMPORARY Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 19th, 2021

[littleredpartydress 49,732]

3 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

literally do not understand why people would believe that  even for 13 year olds... just look a little deeper  

 

i hope lana is finding it more funny than upsetting, because it could honestly be hurtful to her to keep having these weird rumors being spread around by annoying teenagers... hate it here 

I doubt she even knows it’s happening tbh

[Mer 59,695]

Didn't realize burning the bible was against the bible? Whats the big deal? What if Lana was in a power outage and needed to cook some sausage and her only source of kindling was the Bible? I think that would be justified. Doesn't the Bible say "Thou shalt not sit in the dark without gods light"--what could be more "Gods light" than a flaming hot Bible? 

[honeybadger 40,617]

3 minutes ago, littleredpartydress said:

I doubt she even knows it’s happening tbh

 

i'm sure she doesn't and she shouldn't bother herself with it  she's definitely spent the day getting fucked on the alaskan tundra... good for her

[genghis khan 5,107]

5 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

 

i'm sure she doesn't and she shouldn't bother herself with it  she's definitely spent the day getting fucked on the alaskan tundra... good for her

 

she probably doesn't know about 99% of the shit that we see going on and honestly good for her 

[Lustformoney 41,298]

Cant wait to see the number of her daily streams tomorrow 

[gasstationkween 5,612]

Wtf is going I have developed such a hatred for the internet within the past year except for Lanaboards of course 

[Rust Dress 40,042]

tiktok is filled with a bunch of weirdos god i hate that damn app

[Disney Slut 466]

The amount of shitfuckery on the comment section of chemtrails 

 

 

On the bright side, chemtrails MV has been getting quite alot of views today and alot of people are commenting (even if they are dumbass comments) and boosting the video so good for us i guess 

 

[Macintosh Manhattan 6,509]

On the plus side I GRANTEE COCC will have some decent streams in the first week when the LP in March drops  Also if it does get critical acclaim, I know for sure a fair few stan bases will be as pressed as a panini  

[ShadesOfFool 20,034]

What the hell happened

[past the bushes 30,934]

the way one of the most used words on the album is gonna be "white" 

white dress

something something white stripes

white hot forever

white picket chemtrails

[Doll Harlow 12,361]

Another great day to be a Lana fan 

[yayowen 606]

I just saw some tiktok that said "lana sucks why r u stanning someone who sold coke spoons to their underage fans"

 

And someone in the comments saying the old 'she romanticised abuse'.. yes i responded

 

Poor Lana getting attacked by SJWs and Christians the same day and she's not even doing anything

Old Bone / Trust No Man

[111 36,196]

13 minutes ago, past the bushes said:

the way one of the most used words on the album is gonna be "white" 

white dress

something something white stripes

white hot forever

white picket chemtrails

blue found dead in a ditch (even though it's my favourite colour) (and my favourite tone of the song)

[Mer 59,695]

14 minutes ago, yayowen said:

yes i responded

don’t bother. You’re never gonna change someone’s mind over the internet. Save ur energy 

[Poor Stacy 11,993]

Excited to see her stream counts tomorrow. 

[Poor Stacy 11,993]

3 hours ago, sexyslutboy said:

If it makes you guys feel better i can make a safe bet that no one in this lana cult is over the age of 14 

 

I don't use TikTok and I think all these ... potentially developmentally delayed ... Tik Tok users getting upset over it is hilarious. But it's not going to hurt Lana. Even Question for the Culture has benefitted her it seems. 

[Poor Stacy 11,993]

5 hours ago, Nikogo said:

For example, they changed March 5th to March 19th in the final hours before the preorder went live. There is absolutely nothing stopping them from doing it again with a single that (as far as the GP is aware) only has two pics and a tweet as teasing. February 26th probably followed March 5th so realistically  White Dress will come out March 12th

 

edit: February 26th followed March 5th. It was the week before which makes sense for the single to come out. That’s why I think March 12th is the actual date 

 

thank you for sending me spiralling into depression on a friday night

[Poor Stacy 11,993]

10 hours ago, Nikogo said:

I really think her (for a lack of better word) disinterest for this record is because it isn’t what she wanted. She said in Interview magazine that it didn’t reach where she wanted to go and then again in Anne’s show she mentioned that Jack still hasn’t been available so the ‘destination’ is TBC

 

She held on to the album as long as she could before (probably) being told it was time to submit the record (so the label can get money) and being the perfectionist she is, it probably doesn’t sit right with her to release an album she isn’t fully behind 

 

But on the other hand, I think that's what makes this album so exciting. I actually love that she's uncomfortable with it, for whatever reason. NFR! felt so clear-headed and lucid to me. If that album was Lana sailing on blue waters away from the fiery hills, this album feels like Lana walking through the smoke (alternative cover teas). It's obvious she feels untethered, and unanchored... that sort of existential confusion, longing, and exploration is something that I find makes for the best art. I wonder if this is just the beginning of her going down the rabbit hole into another angrier, stormier album, given that the sound of this album seems to only hint at the frustration and pain she's been sharing in her latest interviews. This album is sort of serving "tornado warning on a sunny day in the midwest" vibes... You can hear the sense of uneasiness lurking within the title track, LMLYLAW is supposed to be sweet and light, but comes off sounding almost pleading, or desperate in a way. 

 

Idk. Just my thoughts.

[Doll Harlow 12,361]

People are still going on about her "romanticizing abuse"? It's 2021 and people want their music to be stale, safe, and not about anything raw, emotional, or real I guess.