TEMPORARY Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 19th, 2021

[majunnkie 1,372]

am I the only one disappointed that we will know an opener before the album release AND a closing track because it is a cover?  like- for me these two are always shaping a history and meaning of the whole album and lana's musical journey and idk how im feeling about it, its gonna be honeymoon 2.0 situation but make it piano and bittersweet lullaby 

[American Bottom 16,228]

3 hours ago, lanabanana11 said:

so im about to act up in the name of the cocc era

STORY TIME: so im in an intro to graphic design class, and we are learning how to use photoshop. our assignment was to make an aesthetic collage, and i pushed it off till the night before its due, and i had to use 12 images, so i collected a bunch of blue images because its my fav color, and i noticed there were a tone of shots of chemtrails on the site we have to use to choose our pictures from, so i took like at least 5, and a big blue parrot (like the ones in the movie Rio), I chose the parrot becuase i needed a central figure for my collage(it was in the requirements) and then I realized I needed a theme and a message... so i had to come up with something on the spot...

my theme you ask? "Chemtrails Over the Blue Parrots"..... I'm going to go into the zoom presentation tomorrow with the same energy Lana had during her BBC1 interview. This professor is already not my biggest fan, no one in the class really knows me, I'm always behind and slow to learn everything in the class, so they dont even know what to expect from me, but im going to go into it and be like super cracked out and say something like "so my theme is like about these blue parrots  like in the movie Rio, and everyone knows the Rio movie parrots are extinct...so the chemtrails symbolize impending doom to the blue parrots, and its just like, basically like when the people STORMED THE CAPITOL, like it ruined something beautiful, its just like a total reminder to us as people to take account for the capitols we are storming in our own lives, and what metaphorical parrots we are putting extinct in our own lives." and then maybe go into how its super messed up how animals go extinct and perhaps bring up how trump made no effort to save any animals on the verge of extinction. Just like get super off topic and delusional sounding and see how it goes over.

I mean the collage itself is really good so its not like she can fail me....I really have nothing to lose here....

 

A Pulitzer Prize contender if ya ask me 

[Flowerbomb 65,592]

3 hours ago, lanabanana11 said:

so im about to act up in the name of the cocc era

STORY TIME: so im in an intro to graphic design class, and we are learning how to use photoshop. our assignment was to make an aesthetic collage, and i pushed it off till the night before its due, and i had to use 12 images, so i collected a bunch of blue images because its my fav color, and i noticed there were a tone of shots of chemtrails on the site we have to use to choose our pictures from, so i took like at least 5, and a big blue parrot (like the ones in the movie Rio), I chose the parrot becuase i needed a central figure for my collage(it was in the requirements) and then I realized I needed a theme and a message... so i had to come up with something on the spot...

my theme you ask? "Chemtrails Over the Blue Parrots"..... I'm going to go into the zoom presentation tomorrow with the same energy Lana had during her BBC1 interview. This professor is already not my biggest fan, no one in the class really knows me, I'm always behind and slow to learn everything in the class, so they dont even know what to expect from me, but im going to go into it and be like super cracked out and say something like "so my theme is like about these blue parrots  like in the movie Rio, and everyone knows the Rio movie parrots are extinct...so the chemtrails symbolize impending doom to the blue parrots, and its just like, basically like when the people STORMED THE CAPITOL, like it ruined something beautiful, its just like a total reminder to us as people to take account for the capitols we are storming in our own lives, and what metaphorical parrots we are putting extinct in our own lives." and then maybe go into how its super messed up how animals go extinct and perhaps bring up how trump made no effort to save any animals on the verge of extinction. Just like get super off topic and delusional sounding and see how it goes over.

I mean the collage itself is really good so its not like she can fail me....I really have nothing to lose here....

 

I support this concept 100%. Go bestie

[necessary sacrifice 8,865]

I had a dream last night where I was wearing a sweatshirt with the Chemtrails cover on it (yes I know there isn’t one irl) and some people were laughing at me and asking me why I was wearing a Christmas sweater and I said it wasn’t a Christmas sweater, that it was an image of Lana Del Rey’s new album. Then they asked me why Santa was on it and I looked down and right behind Val was Santa Claus and I was like “huh I never noticed that before.” Weird since Santa really isn’t on the album cover. Not sure if it means anything. Anyways.... so excited for the album

[Terrence Loves Me 72,645]

speaking of chemtrails merch, are we getting anything better this era because the merch is embarrassingly bad, it should be £10 max 

[Thunder Revenant 20,936]

14 minutes ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

speaking of chemtrails merch, are we getting anything better this era because the merch is embarrassingly bad, it should be £10 max 

I mean, her merch was always cheap-quality and overpriced

[Terrence Loves Me 72,645]

Just now, Thunder Corpse said:

I mean, her merch was always cheap and overpriced

true, normans was better though, i liked the cute floral shorts and tank tops she had

[crazyforme 4,311]

4 hours ago, lanabanana11 said:

so im about to act up in the name of the cocc era

STORY TIME: so im in an intro to graphic design class, and we are learning how to use photoshop. our assignment was to make an aesthetic collage, and i pushed it off till the night before its due, and i had to use 12 images, so i collected a bunch of blue images because its my fav color, and i noticed there were a tone of shots of chemtrails on the site we have to use to choose our pictures from, so i took like at least 5, and a big blue parrot (like the ones in the movie Rio), I chose the parrot becuase i needed a central figure for my collage(it was in the requirements) and then I realized I needed a theme and a message... so i had to come up with something on the spot...

my theme you ask? "Chemtrails Over the Blue Parrots"..... I'm going to go into the zoom presentation tomorrow with the same energy Lana had during her BBC1 interview. This professor is already not my biggest fan, no one in the class really knows me, I'm always behind and slow to learn everything in the class, so they dont even know what to expect from me, but im going to go into it and be like super cracked out and say something like "so my theme is like about these blue parrots  like in the movie Rio, and everyone knows the Rio movie parrots are extinct...so the chemtrails symbolize impending doom to the blue parrots, and its just like, basically like when the people STORMED THE CAPITOL, like it ruined something beautiful, its just like a total reminder to us as people to take account for the capitols we are storming in our own lives, and what metaphorical parrots we are putting extinct in our own lives." and then maybe go into how its super messed up how animals go extinct and perhaps bring up how trump made no effort to save any animals on the verge of extinction. Just like get super off topic and delusional sounding and see how it goes over.

I mean the collage itself is really good so its not like she can fail me....I really have nothing to lose here....

This is genius. This is iconic. We need to see the collage and you gotta record their reaction oh my god 

[heroindealer 10,946]

1 hour ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

dont mean to be greedy but please release a deluxe edition lana 

with Dealer and WHF on it 

or at least Dealer, I truly cannot get over the fact that she scrapped it

[Beautiful Loser 48,618]

White Dress HAS to drop this week, I'm tired of waiting!

[Terrence Loves Me 72,645]

i think she'll announce it on friday! one week before

[Icecream Icequeen 4,831]

I can’t believe we will be bopping to Lana’s saddest song in less than 10 days 

 

 

[necessary sacrifice 8,865]

I can’t believe in a few days we’ll be 4 weeks away from the album coming out... that’s so close!!!  Remember back in August when we were dying for any update and wondering when it would come out? And now somehow it’s almost here!   All the confusion and drama we lived through together to make it here... it almost feels unreal.  In just over a month, we’ll really be discussing which songs are our favourites and which lyrics or instrumentals changed our lives!! 

[heroindealer 10,946]

Imagine if it was out on the 5th already tho  

this bitch obviously had to add 2 more weeks for us to suffer 

[bluelikeyou 2,861]

We waited for a year, 6 months, and 17 days for a new album, I'm so proud of us 

That's not so bad 

[hlxon 2,445]

Special 7" picture disk featuring Dealer/WHF when besties?

[111 36,610]

This nonsensical White Hot Forever propaganda like she didn't spell it out so the gays wouldn't spam her about

TULSA JESUS FREAK: WHITE HOT FOREVER

[West Coast 45,790]

2 hours ago, Thunder Corpse said:

I mean, her merch was always cheap-quality and overpriced

The way you are the biggest Lana merch hater on here, and I'm so here for that. 

[hlxon 2,445]

8 minutes ago, Eclipse said:

This nonsensical White Hot Forever propaganda like she didn't spell it out so the gays wouldn't spam her about

TULSA JESUS FREAK: WHITE HOT FOREVER

 

SORRY  

[Chiunzhan 1,475]

12 minutes ago, Eclipse said:

This nonsensical White Hot Forever propaganda like she didn't spell it out so the gays wouldn't spam her about

TULSA JESUS FREAK: WHITE HOT FOREVER

 

So, is it CONFIRMED? 

 

 

(problem is, we don't trust Lana... she taught us to "trust nobody")