Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[jazzlessbaby 1,624]

Good evening from this timezone 

 

You know... I think Lana's pretty great when it comes to vocal layering in a lot of her songs and I'd love to hear more of that on the next album, because I know we're not going to hear that on BB. A Mariah-esque serve would be the end of me. 

 

There's my delusional little prospect for the table. 

[IanadeIrey 62,141]

I still think there’s a chance the record will come out on July 4th. Given the hushed nature of this release cycle, I think it would be fitting to just release the record with no formal lead-up other than the 3 singles we already got.
 

Unpopular opinion, but I quite like the “purist” approach to releasing music where you just put things out and say nothing else. I think it’s a way of letting the music speak for itself and that’s certainly fitting for the thematic content of the songs we’ve heard from the album. Don’t get me wrong, I love photoshoots and interviews and other goodies, but I am okay with her not doing anything because the music lives on without it! 

[Lustformoney 41,499]

1 minute ago, BluebirdXO said:

 

Sis again pretending that Honeymoon doesn't exist

just when we thought she couldnt get more tasteless

[lanasbottom 23,695]

2 minutes ago, shady said:

 

Come on she's still lowkey brilliant for an 18 year old kid. The bar is to high. 18 years olds are generally awful musicians, Billie and Olivia are one in ten million who actual make music which is listenable. In my country usually pretty 18 year old girls win this huge singing competition, get a huge record deal and they all turn out to be awkward af and clear industry plants with zero charisma. I remember the second hand embarrassment I got from watching 18 year old hipster girls having an acoustic performance at a café (I was 17-18 btw). 

It's okay to say her music is overrated and that you don't understand the hype but she's far from a bad singer. 

true but idk i already don’t like her lorde wannabe voice on the studio versions but life….i can’t i really can’t  but as i said maybe she’ll get better like dua. i’m not really a fan of her but the girl definitely put in the work and listened to the criticism and improved her vocals, dancing and stage presence A LOT. if bolivia and billie (who’s totally stuck doing the same thing over and over and is already falling off) do the same in a few years i’d respect them a lot more as artists but for now yeah it’s giving very much industry plants, very cute industry plants but still. but let’s see what they’ll do in the future maybe they’ll surprise me  

 

as for Lanzi well i was expecting a preorder last week… the albums supposed to come out in 3 weeks so i think it’s officially safe to say it won’t come out in july (as if we didn’t know that yet ) 

[Lentilus 25,720]

When's the next JackHate-Gate fight? I'm bored and want some entertainment. 

[lanasbottom 23,695]

59 minutes ago, Mike Will Leak It said:

Just the cockroaches living in his studio

no instruments, no vocals 

Fantano will praise Lana because she isn’t on the songs 

and it will make the music…honest 

[jazzlessbaby 1,624]

7 minutes ago, IanadeIrey said:

I still think there’s a chance the record will come out on July 4th. Given the hushed nature of this release cycle, I think it would be fitting to just release the record with no formal lead-up other than the 3 singles we already got.
 

Unpopular opinion, but I quite like the “purist” approach to releasing music where you just put things out and say nothing else. I think it’s a way of letting the music speak for itself and that’s certainly fitting for the thematic content of the songs we’ve heard from the album. Don’t get me wrong, I love photoshoots and interviews and other goodies, but I am okay with her not doing anything because the music lives on without it! 

Assuming the album is coming July 4th, I lowkey hope there is no pre-order for the album. The thought absolutely thrills me for some reason. 

[Honeyyoung 17,096]

16 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

this is so embarassing  https://www.lanadelrey.com/the fucking quality

yeah this black and white one is definetly the album cover. i hate her

[hongkongdisco mysterygirl15 787]

The single covers all lined up in a row and the background being The selphie again enlarged and distorted 

[Dark Angel 203,568]

Just now, orpheline said:

The single covers all lined up in a row and the background being The selphie again enlarged and distorted 

 

she is the ultimate troll, she truly is our queen mother  

[Honeyyoung 17,096]

i really wonder if she's making it uglier on purpose, because i CAN'T with this..

[Lustformoney 41,499]

what i dont understand is that shes always the one to spark everything to get a reaction out of ppl either with the cocc cover, the mesh mask, ugly photos, the qftc and when shes actually getting the reactions, shes always playing a victim boohoo everyone hates me n my art

[hongkongdisco mysterygirl15 787]

When I'm listening to Blue Banisters and glance at the single art on my phone and have to giggle  then realize this is the emotional part of the song 

 

[IanadeIrey 62,141]

The new B&W background image on her site actually has this 90s grunge feel to it!  

[Dark Angel 203,568]

Just now, IanadeIrey said:

The new B&W background image on her site actually has this 90s grunge feel to it!  

 

her horror-grunge era is coming!   

[Furor Poeticus 16,396]

This pre-release might be the most horrifying yet 

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

7 minutes ago, Honeyyoung said:

i really wonder if she's making it uglier on purpose, because i CAN'T with this..

 

I actually like this one 

[littleredpartydress 49,883]

9 minutes ago, Honeyyoung said:

i really wonder if she's making it uglier on purpose, because i CAN'T with this..

Literally serving JIGSAW 

[Three White Butterflies 27,492]

10 minutes ago, Honeyyoung said:

i really wonder if she's making it uglier on purpose, because i CAN'T with this..

honestly at this point it’s just ironic and she’s fucking with everyone. 
 

everything she releases from now on will just be a different edited version of this selfie as a form of her revenge. 

[YourGirl666 13,254]

5 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

her horror-grunge era is coming!   

UFB Track 9 confirmed!