LDR9 Speculation & Discussion Thread

[Um Chile Anyways So 7,099]

a new snippet on that website, what do you think?

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3 minutes ago, JessicaAppleBottomJeans said:

a new snippet on that website, what do you think?

fake

[the ocean 67,601]

8 minutes ago, JessicaAppleBottomJeans said:

a new snippet on that website, what do you think?

 

it's a piano flop

[Um Chile Anyways So 7,099]

3 minutes ago, the ocean said:

 

it's a piano ballad flop

don't you ever disrespect ballads like that, did you forget that Brooklyn is a ballad? the word you're looking for is F-L-O-P as in FUCK, LANA (is) ON PIANO (again)

[the ocean 67,601]

2 minutes ago, JessicaAppleBottomJeans said:

don't you ever disrespect ballads like that, did you forget that Brooklyn is a ballad? the word you're looking for is F-L-O-P as in FUCK, LANA (is) ON PIANO (again)

 

you're right 

i actually edited the post

[plastiscguy 63,437]

 

[the ocean 67,601]

i have a fear that the piano flop snippet is real 

especially because of the newest instagram post about the adirondack home thing

don't know how that could be turned into a ultraviolence or og lust for life extravaganza - hope to be proven wrong though

[Sugar Venom 9,658]

Ok but actually it’d be pretty cool if she gave us something cryptic on the Ides of March like an album trailer  think of the symbolism spring I skip heaven knows  then the album surprise drops on the first day of summer which also happens to be her birthday 

 

I want a moody trailer w an atmospheric instrumental and close up shots, no info/text except the title at the very end, which she posts on honeymoon with an emoji caption and we all go crazy

[lizzys 1,624]

although they’re beautiful, no more piano ballads please.. 

[the ocean 67,601]

1 minute ago, lizzys said:

although they’re beautiful, no more piano ballads please.. 

 

what if someone had asked picasso not to be sad? 

[Dark Angel 202,218]

it's 2022 & people are still complaining about lana using the piano...?

[the ocean 67,601]

2 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

it's 2022 & people are still complaining about lana using the piano...?

 

it's not that she's using the piano it's HOW she's using the piano

 

it's like it's just the piano with lyrics about something vaguely uplifting or vaguely sad there's no MEAT

 

either make the lyrics really special (and not "beautiful" special) or add some more instrumentation with it besides just the piano

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4 minutes ago, the ocean said:

 

it's not that she's using the piano it's HOW she's using the piano

 

it's like it's just the piano with lyrics about something vaguely uplifting or vaguely sad there's no MEAT

 

either make the lyrics really special (and not "beautiful" special) or add some more instrumentation with it besides just the piano

 

this doesn’t make sense to me. there’s no correct way to use a piano, it’s up to lana’s mind as to how she wants to use it. and all of her lyrics are special. If they weren’t, she wouldn’t have released those songs

[Honeyyoung 17,096]

very cute christian song but no more paino pls

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she‘s not going to make another born to die so live with it 

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If she's to do another piano album, give us an EP with NO (or minimal) PIANO then.

 

[Honeyyoung 17,096]

2 minutes ago, cinnamongirI said:

she‘s not going to make another born to die so live with it 

but she doesn't need to make the same type of music for 4 albums straight 

[the ocean 67,601]

Just now, Honeyyoung said:

but she doesn't need to make the same type of music for 4 albums straight 

 

ding ding DING thank YOU 

someone gets it

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I would even take a Christian gospel goodbye witch goodbye LA trash whatever era album....wait that would definitely use piano UGH we can't win 😭

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Just now, Honeyyoung said:

but she doesn't need to make the same type of music for 4 albums straight 

the 4 albums you’re talking about are very different