The Bachelorette (for Lana’s Hand)

[bluechemtrails 26,866]

4 minutes ago, palemoonbaby said:

I didn't watched Bachelorette/Bachelor but yes. We’re going to home

at least we're save from Elle's tennis balls *g*

[Elle 121,605]

12 minutes ago, the ocean said:

 

elle that was very rude to @Surf Noir 

i promise it wasn’t on purpose, I’m just really bad at any and all sports related activities.. sowwy

[DeadSeaOfMercury 23,012]

Hey, I think I can see my house from up here!

[IanadeIrey 62,121]

Me competing for my own hand in marriage is self-love at its PEAK! 

[Elle 121,605]

9 minutes ago, the ocean said:

 

the way elle is gonna win this though

i mean she's the lanaboards admin and she's even called herself "lesbritish"

like i don't see where else this could go

Skdjsk my friends always joke around saying I should go on the Bachelor to create a scandal of a lesbian being on the show and eventually falling for another contestant. Not gonna happen, but if there’s ever a Lesbian Bachelorette, I’ll consider it

Funnily enough, and old internet friend I had a few years ago but eventually lost touch with is on this current season of the Bachelor  

 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 23,012]

1 minute ago, IanadeIrey said:

Me competing for my own hand in marriage is self-love at its PEAK! 

 

[plastiscguy 63,438]

Out first? 

Whatever, who needs love anyway?

Besides, Lanita? It's her loss...

I— 

I'll try next edition, maybe for Charlie.

[Lindsay Lohan 10,530]

Me being out first 

[bluechemtrails 26,866]

5 minutes ago, Elle said:

Not gonna happen, but if there’s ever a Lesbian Bachelorette, I’ll consider it

There's one in germany with the name Princess Charming

[bigspender 8,368]

from week one:

 

Rose Ceremony

 

Here is a list of the contestants that didnt receive a rose. 

lustforlife

 

Pinky

 

PatentLeather

 

The

WEEK 2

Group Date

 

Terrence Loves M , bff , BartenderDeco , Rorman Nockwell , the ocean , DCooper , TrashMagiq and lanadelrey are invited to go on a group date.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Terrence

 

🌹  bff

Terrence Loves M tells bff that he is sure that he is going to make it to the end of the show.

  BartenderDeco

BartenderDeco asks Lana who her top 3 favorite contestants are. She doesn't give a direct answer.

  Rorman

Rorman Nockwell is frustrated that he is not getting much time with Lana

  the

 

  DCooper

 

  TrashMagiq

the ocean, DCooper, and TrashMagiq compete for a moment alone with Lana.

  lanadelrey

lanadelrey starts crying because he feels like the process is too stressful.

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prettywhenimhigh is invited to go on a 1 on 1 date

prettywhenimhigh and Lana discuss their dreams and goals for the future.. 

 

Elle is invited to go on a 1 on 1 date

Elle reveals to Lana his fears and concerns being on the show and how vulnerable he feels.. 

 

 

Rose Ceremony

 

Here is a list of the contestants that didnt receive a rose. 

bigspender

 

Alison

 

Glitter

 

Software

[IanadeIrey 62,121]

1 minute ago, bigspender said:

 

  lanadelrey

lanadelrey starts crying because he feels like the process is too stressful.

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Not me crying two weeks in a row 😭

 

[bigspender 8,368]

Just now, IanadeIrey said:

Not me crying two weeks in a row 😭

 

MAYBE she really likes emotional partners

[prettywhenimhigh 49,384]

15 minutes ago, bigspender said:

prettywhenimhigh and Lana discuss their dreams and goals for the future.. 

 

my first lesbian date I was so nervous   she's so beautiful

 

 

[Alison by Slowdive 26,150]

1 hour ago, bigspender said:. 

@Alison by Slowdive arrives with a fake pregnant belly. Lana does not seem thrilled but is mildly into it. 

 

God I’m glowing 

[bff 2,462]

why have i been slaying the lana romance… WHEN I STIR UP THE NEXT HONEYMOON FOR HER YEAH YEAH….

[the ocean 67,601]

28 minutes ago, plastiscguy said:

Out first? 

Whatever, who needs love anyway?

Besides, Lanita? It's her loss...

I— 

I'll try next edition, maybe for Charlie.

 

don't try next season - create your own show instead

that's what new york did  (while also going on the next season)

[DeadSeaOfMercury 23,012]

Was I eliminated?

[the ocean 67,601]

17 minutes ago, bigspender said:

the ocean, DCooper, and TrashMagiq compete for a moment alone with Lana.

 

you bitches are trying to change something that's good but you know what's up

my love is all it's gonna take to make lana mine

 

 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,816]

Did I die in this too

[the ocean 67,601]

1 minute ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

Did I die in this too

 

"Elle bashes Rorman Nockwell's head in with a tennis ball."