Russia’s invasion into Ukraine

[the ocean 67,601]

Just now, West Coast said:

In French, Putin is spelled "Poutine", just like the Quebecois classic dish and it's always giving me a headache. 

 

let's turn putin into poutine

he'll actually be useful for something

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mods this is a joke don't give me a wp

 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,939]

1 minute ago, TRENCH said:

soundtracks for the past week

 

 

It’s weird, Since the headlines started of this conflict I’ve had this in my head:

 

Just now, the ocean said:

 

let's turn putin into poutine

he'll actually be useful for something

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mods this is a joke don't give me a wp

 

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You shouldn’t get a WP for that, I’ve got you! 

 

[WhiteHydrangea 4,216]

Man, what a bummer

Edit: u guys, my karma is at 3666

I take my joke back

[TRENCH 15,450]

5 minutes ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

It’s weird, Since the headlines started of this conflict I’ve had this in my head:

 

ok but this is a bop 

[Macintosh Manhattan 6,511]

11 minutes ago, the ocean said:

so

 

best case scenario: we use this as an excuse to stage a coup against putin and everything gets resolved

worst case scenario: i don't have to pay my tuition anymore 

 

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if a revolution ended up happening in Russia and if history is anything to go by Putin better not rely on his army to protect him BC   

[The Siren 30,521]

1 minute ago, Macintosh Manhattan said:

 

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if a revolution ended up happening in Russia and if history is anything to go by Putin better not rely on his army to protect him BC   

[the ocean 67,601]

1 minute ago, Macintosh Manhattan said:

 

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if a revolution ended up happening in Russia and if history is anything to go by Putin better not rely on his army to protect him BC   

 

revenge of the romanovs

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they were shitty in their own right but that's not the point

 

[The Siren 30,521]

38 minutes ago

Missiles targeted area of railway station in Zhytomyr

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❗️Lukashenko: there were 2-3 missile strikes from the south of Belarus at the beginning of the conflict, as Kiev deployed 3-4 missile divisions near the border

https://t.me/rian_ru/149227

[The Siren 30,521]

15+ minutes ago

Well, where did these idiots go? We have all the intelligence here. Just beautiful 💙💛

 Motyzhyn, Kyiv region. With the sign V.

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[HeadBitch 6,682]

I literally just broke down watching this... I love the whole SNL crew/show SO much. 

 

 

[Blue Ink 5,906]

29 minutes ago, Macintosh Manhattan said:

Putin hasn't got the fucking balls to press the red button. What will his rich friends and enablers rule over when everything is a nuclear wasteland? 

 

Take it as good news. He's scared. He knows he's days are numbered. The longer Ukraine and it's people stand there ground the more Putin is humiliated. The majority of Russians didn't want this needless war in the first place and know damn well his reasons for it are fictitious.  

 …and if he loses? Usually dictators who lose a war will end their own lives. Why would he care if others survive? If he loses he might as well take everybody else down with him.

The only two possibilities: 1. The military refuses to launch these bombs, 2. Somebody gets rid of Putin for us all. 

I‘m all for no. 2 tbh.

[The Siren 30,521]

Just now, BlueINK said:

 …and if he loses? Usually dictators who lose a war will end their own lives. Why would he care if others survive? If he loses he might as well take everybody else down with him.

The only two possibilities: 1. The military refuses to launch these bombs, 2. Somebody gets rid of Putin for us all. 

I‘m all for no. 2 tbh.

I hope someone John Wilkes Booth's him

[Blue Ink 5,906]

It might be an unusual reaction but the more the Russian government threatens us all, the less I respect them. They‘re scum, Putin is scum. At this point I’m looking down on them as if they were gross beetles. I‘m not scared at all I have to say

 

I am making the rest of this comment a spoiler because I don‘t want to trigger anybody. If you don‘t want to read anything negative, don‘t read this!!

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If he chooses to nuke an entire country I don‘t doubt Germany is one of his first choices. (Besides Ukraine of course) we‘re the ones ‘‘acting up’‘ the most considering how close we were to Russia not that long ago. So yeah whatever, what can I do?!
And if he just chooses to randomly nuke a few European countries and just drops something right in the middle - guess what country (among others) is pretty much in the center of Europe…that‘s right, it‘s Germany again. I‘m not scared. He‘s either gonna do it or he won‘t. 

 

I‘m not sure he would ever do that though or have the support of his military still. I hope not. This seems like he is really just desperate as hell. He knows he lost.

[annedauphine 35,889]

It is so insane to me that the amount of fiction we have regarding this possible nuclear outcome hasn't taught us anything. Like I'm absolutely a sucker for postap settings, but it just isn't funny anymore

[TRENCH 15,450]

Japan will sanction Putin and prime minister "indicates" nation will join Russian SWIFT ban, NHK reports 

https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/ukraine-russia-news-02-27-22/h_ff734bc748b679e643691aba4fc143ec

Turkish foreign minister: Turkey recognizes the Russian invasion to Ukraine as "war"

https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/ukraine-russia-news-02-27-22/h_a8b323ed583e6bd0e1706da806809f7a

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,658]

1 hour ago, annedauphine said:

Considering the fact that "Putain" in French means "bitch", I'm pondering

Don’t forget Puttana in Italian

[Dark Angel 202,187]

how fucked are we? 

[Dominikx4 25,404]

hes not gonna use nukes - Russia has 0 to gain from it, and his close circle of people around him know that.

Theres two scenarios imo

1) Its all a scare tactic, hes not gonna nuke anyone

2) He wants to nuke a city or country and gets assassinated by a high ranking official

 

lets not forget that it would be the entire world vs. Russia, because China is going to intervene at some point if it escalates and be on NATO's side. Plus, NATO's missile defense system is way more sophisticated. Russia as we know it would no longer exist, while the West would probably be alright, considering the circumstances.

[TRENCH 15,450]

EU bans Russian news outlets Russia Today and Sputnik

https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/ukraine-russia-news-02-27-22/h_74edf1a6e455ef931c500a1cec9c621b

European Union shutting down airspace to Russia, including private jets of oligarchs 

https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/ukraine-russia-news-02-27-22/h_7c8079b94c38eb91a48a1a5ff271485e

 

 

 

[Blue Ink 5,906]

2 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

how fucked are we? 

Not that fucked yet I‘d say.