shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,610 Posted August 12, 2022 Valley of the Dolls is a 10 but it’s not a full fleshed out song yet so it’s a 9 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prettywhenimhigh 49,292 Posted August 12, 2022 yes to heaven is a 10 but it sounds like a adam sandler wedding scene soundtrack so it's a 3 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BartenderDeco 19,623 Posted August 12, 2022 crazy for you is a 10 but it hasn’t leaked so it’s a 0 16 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadSeaOfMercury 22,860 Posted August 12, 2022 Buddy’s Rendezvous is a 10 But FJM’s version existing makes it an 8… 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
West Coast 45,790 Posted August 12, 2022 NFR's a 10, but the shitty mixing and understated/bland production as well as the faux-introspective, cringy lyrics make it a 6. 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
revadece 1,435 Posted August 12, 2022 groupie love is a 10 but asap rocky makes it maybe a 7 or 6 like it could be a really good song but i just don’t come back to it very often 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson and Clover 22,485 Posted August 12, 2022 Venice bitch is a 10 but its short length makes it a 9 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluechemtrails 26,493 Posted August 12, 2022 Dealer is a 10, but Lana's performance makes it a 20 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Angel 200,982 Posted August 12, 2022 lanaboards is a 10 but when somebody posts scat it’s a 4 14 Quote ─── ⋆⋅ ♰ ⋅⋆ ─── Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shady 3,751 Posted August 12, 2022 14 hours ago, Surf Noir said: welcome to the jungle is a 10 but axl rose’s moaning sounds drops it down below the pits of fucking hell edit: whoops this is supposed to be about lana it still applies Seriously why did rockstars in the 20th century think it was cool and edgy to moan in songs? Same for Whole Lotta Love, the chorus is a 10 but half of the song is moaning in echo and some weird effects that makes the song a 2. Ride is a 10 but Lana's forced deep voice in the pre-chorus makes her sound like she has saliva stuck in her throat so it's an 8. 1 Quote I'm fucking crazy, but I'm free Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blue Ink 5,904 Posted August 12, 2022 Guns and Roses is a 10. No buts. 8 Quote Honey, you make me feel I'm invincible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Angel 200,982 Posted August 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, shady said: Seriously why did rockstars in the 20th century think it was cool and edgy to moan in songs? there’s this part in “welcome to the jungle” where he’s moaning & it literally sounds like he’s about to cum, it’s really uncomfortable, ESPECIALLY with that nasally voice he uses in his songs, it ruins the entire song for me, nobody needs to hear that 3 Quote ─── ⋆⋅ ♰ ⋅⋆ ─── Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shady 3,751 Posted August 12, 2022 8 minutes ago, Surf Noir said: there’s this part in “welcome to the jungle” where he’s moaning & it literally sounds like he’s about to cum, it’s really uncomfortable, ESPECIALLY with that nasally voice he uses in his songs, it ruins the entire song for me, nobody needs to hear that Babe I know I'm literally planning to buy that album on vinyl. It's awkward af but at least it doesn't last long. Imagine the parents' reaction in the 80s when their teen kid played it for the first time. Wait until you hear Rocket Queen and the story behind it. 2 Quote I'm fucking crazy, but I'm free Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frangipani 11,611 Posted August 12, 2022 Problematique is a 10 but it's produced by Dr Luke 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Siren 30,517 Posted August 12, 2022 AKA is a ten but since there's no official reissue or remaster so it's at best an 8.5 4 Quote Last.FM | Discogs | JOYRIDE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
West Coast 45,790 Posted August 12, 2022 Lucky Ones is a 10 no ifs or buts. 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glitter Boy 16,541 Posted August 12, 2022 Serene Queen, Fine China, Yes to Heaven, Your Girl are all 10's but they're unreleased so they're a 9.9 ddd. Except for you, Wild One. You're an 11, no matter what. 6 Quote "I'm wild, I'm free, no man can handle me" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,610 Posted August 13, 2022 Summer Bummer is a 10 but Rocky & Carti’s parts make it a 7 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doll Harlow 12,366 Posted August 13, 2022 Blue Banisters is a 10, even with the "chickens running barefeet" lyric 7 Quote You call me lavender, you call me sunshine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
West Coast 45,790 Posted August 13, 2022 Happiness is a butterfly is a 10, but she had to bring up her babies on the tour lyfe, so it's a 6. 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites