It’s a ten but….

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,612]

Valley of the Dolls is a 10 but it’s not a full fleshed out song yet so it’s a 9

[prettywhenimhigh 49,453]

yes to heaven is a 10 but it sounds like a adam sandler wedding scene soundtrack so it's a 3

[BartenderDeco 19,646]

crazy for you is a 10 but it hasn’t leaked so it’s a 0

[DeadSeaOfMercury 23,308]

Buddy’s Rendezvous is a 10

But FJM’s version existing makes it an 8…

[West Coast 45,898]

NFR's a 10, but the shitty mixing and understated/bland production as well as the faux-introspective, cringy lyrics make it a 6. 

[revadece 1,436]

groupie love is a 10 but asap rocky makes it maybe a 7 or 6  like it could be a really good song but i just don’t come back to it very often

[Crimson and Clover 22,585]

Venice bitch is a 10 but its short length makes it a 9 

[bluechemtrails 27,398]

Dealer is a 10, but Lana's performance makes it a 20 

[Dark Angel 203,713]

lanaboards is a 10 but when somebody posts scat it’s a 4

[shady 3,752]

14 hours ago, Surf Noir said:

welcome to the jungle is a 10 but axl rose’s moaning sounds drops it down below the pits of fucking hell

 

edit: whoops this is supposed to be about lana  it still applies

 

Seriously why did rockstars in the 20th century think it was cool and edgy to moan in songs?

 

Same for Whole Lotta Love, the chorus is a 10 but half of the song is moaning in echo and some weird effects that makes the song a 2.

 

Ride is a 10 but Lana's forced deep voice in the pre-chorus makes her sound like she has saliva stuck in her throat so it's an 8.

[Blue Ink 5,909]

Guns and Roses is a 10. No buts.

[Dark Angel 203,713]

4 minutes ago, shady said:

 

Seriously why did rockstars in the 20th century think it was cool and edgy to moan in songs?

 

there’s this part in “welcome to the jungle” where he’s moaning & it literally sounds like he’s about to cum, it’s really uncomfortable, ESPECIALLY with that nasally voice he uses in his songs, it ruins the entire song for me, nobody needs to hear that

[shady 3,752]

8 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

there’s this part in “welcome to the jungle” where he’s moaning & it literally sounds like he’s about to cum, it’s really uncomfortable, ESPECIALLY with that nasally voice he uses in his songs, it ruins the entire song for me, nobody needs to hear that

 

Babe I know I'm literally planning to buy that album on vinyl. It's awkward af but at least it doesn't last long. Imagine the parents' reaction in the 80s when their teen kid played it for the first time. Wait until you hear Rocket Queen and the story behind it. 

[Frangipani 11,614]

Problematique is a 10 but it's produced by Dr Luke

[The Siren 30,529]

AKA is a ten but since there's no official reissue or remaster so it's at best an 8.5

[West Coast 45,898]

Lucky Ones is a 10 no ifs or buts. 

[Glitter Boy 16,619]

Serene Queen, Fine China, Yes to Heaven, Your Girl are all 10's but they're unreleased so they're a 9.9 ddd.

Except for you, Wild One. You're an 11, no matter what.

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,612]

Summer Bummer is a 10 but Rocky & Carti’s parts make it a 7

[Doll Harlow 12,370]

Blue Banisters is a 10, even with the "chickens running barefeet" lyric

[West Coast 45,898]

Happiness is a butterfly is a 10, but she had to bring up her babies on the tour lyfe, so it's a 6.