Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[ultrabanisters 37,554]

Just now, fishtails said:

Imagine the pastor interlude is about mothers unconditionally loving their children or something and that's why Lana's laughing in the background 

patty is gonna be seething i just know it 

[marinasrep 1,968]

finally we will have a new single and it's the icon herself AW i cannot wait 

[bluechemtrails 23,018]

the amazon album also says 11 minutes 

 

https://www.amazon.de/music/player/albums/B0BN2W1WHC 

 

something is going to happen...

[Fingertips 72,117]

For whatever reason, she loves Wednesdays. Maybe we'll get a snippet of the video alongside the announcement of the date 

[American Bottom 16,237]

Times like this are HORRIBLE for my productivity. Why must stuff always happen during business hours  and there's no use in attempting to log off bc of the anxiety of potentially missing something 

[Paris Hilton 9,110]

damn patty must hate her children (except chuck)... she got thot daughter and gay son 

[theworldspins 5,971]

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[luminom 3,275]

7 minutes ago, bluedealer said:

and omg when I was younger watching Ride MV I always thought she's cool with her mum but...

I was always an unusual girl

My mother told me that I had a chameleon soul

No moral compass pointing due north

 

it hits different now  

i was going to say this, i rewatched ride mv and this line stuck out

[Venice Peach 52,982]

1 minute ago, Harry Nilsson said:

the amazon album also says 11 minutes 

 

https://www.amazon.de/music/player/albums/B0BN2W1WHC 

 

something is going to happen...

It has to be sooner than we think cause why would they send the song/update the platforms more than a week before release 

[cherrytropico 10,121]

1 minute ago, Paris Hilton said:

damn patty must hate her children (except chuck)... she got thot daughter and gay son 

charlie is gay??

[rhubysyrup 4,354]

142 memberz 

[Orville Peck 22,872]

1 minute ago, Paris Hilton said:

damn patty must hate her children (except chuck)... she got thot daughter and gay son 

[American Bottom 16,237]

Just now, Masquerade said:

my favorite stage of cope in this thread is when people start writing equations to manifest earlier release dates

It's not simple it's trigonometry

 

Still baffles my mind how someone somehow correctly guessed the grandfather acronym. Imagine if they're actually an insider just casually passing as one of us 

[angelphoenix 778]

mark my words.. announcement in 12 minutes (jk jk but i really hope it’s tomorrow LOL) 

[American Bottom 16,237]

1 minute ago, cherrytropico said:

charlie is gay??

 

 

[caitlyn valliulina 4,399]

5 minutes ago, mlittle11 said:

the song is gonna open with a voicemail from patty calling her “the biggest whore in america” 

 

IMAGINE.

[LanaBalkana 5,945]

2 minutes ago, Paris Hilton said:

damn patty must hate her children (except chuck)... she got thot daughter and gay son 

I quite recently learned that Chuck is in fact NOT a lesbian…. I thought she married and had a child with a woman 

[ultrabanisters 37,554]

2 minutes ago, HoneymoonDaddy said:

It's not simple it's trigonometry

 

Still baffles my mind how someone somehow correctly guessed the grandfather acronym. Imagine if they're actually an insider just casually passing as one of us 

@Fingertips 

[Fingertips 72,117]

1 minute ago, HoneymoonDaddy said:

It's not simple it's trigonometry

 

Still baffles my mind how someone somehow correctly guessed the grandfather acronym. Imagine if they're actually an insider just casually passing as one of us 

That was me, and I seriously just made a random guess  

[sadness is a butterfly 5,794]

Manifesting the 13th in honor of her new bestie Taylor. Clearly the post about SOTB with TS was telling us it’s coming on Taylor’s favorite number. 

 

(and that’s my birthday)